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Following a Hundred Years of Cultivation, I'm dying Before I Got Cheats

Following a Hundred Years of Cultivation, I'm dying Before I Got Cheats

Jiang Chengxuan accidentally transmigrated to the immortal cultivation world and accidentally obtained the immortal cultivation heritage. However, his qualifications were really low, and after a hundred years of hard work, he was still unable to advance to the Foundation Establishment Realm. Just when he was discouraged, he came to a mortal city in silence, ready to end his life. That was when he got the long-awaited cheats. Detected that the host has achieved 100 years of immortal cultivation, hereby granting a life extension fruit, which can increase the life expectancy by one year. The next achievement task was now issued. Please complete the quest a hundred times. Complete it to achieve the honor of completing the quest a hundred times and you can get a chance to complete the quest smoothly. Ding! Please complete 100 times of technique practice, and achieve it to obtain a sense of perfection in technique inheritance jade talisman. Please complete 100 times of energy training to enhance the foundation bone. Please complete 100 times of talisman-making achievements... Please complete 100 times of enlightenment achievement... Please complete 100 times of alchemy achievement... Please complete 100 times of poisoning achievement... Please... Unknowingly, when Jiang Chengxuan heard the system's prompt again, he was told that there were no more achievements worthy of him to complete, because his existence itself was already an achievement that could never be surpassed.
4.0
1691 Chs
I Woke My Disabled Husband up at Wedding Night!

I Woke My Disabled Husband up at Wedding Night!

# 1V1 # FONDNESSOVERTIME Shi Qian’s stepmother set her up and forced her to marry a vegetative man. There were three good things about him. He was rich, handsome… and unable to wake up! Fu Sinian, who had been in a coma for more than three years, woke up and found that he suddenly had a wife. His petite wife was fair, beautiful and had long legs.“If you don’t love me, I don’t need you!” Fu Sinian said and coldly threw out the divorce papers.***Not long after, the famous Shi Qian was caught in a photograph in the bigshot, Fu Sinian’s luxurious car. Fu Sinian publicly clarified this and said, “Miss Shi and I are acquainted.”Netizens: “Are you guys only acquaintances? They’re both being driven around in the same car! We’re waiting for you to slap us in the face with your words, Young Master Fu! Nine million fans are watching and waiting!” Not long after, Shi Qian, who was popular in the circle, was once again photographed entering the hotel at the same time as Fu Sinian and only came out after three days. Fu Sinian clarified again, “Miss Shi and I are not in that kind of relationship. We’re not dating.”Netizens: “Mr. Fu must have failed in his pursuit! If there was a girl Young Master Fu can’t handle in this world, it must be their goddess, Shi Qian!”Thirty million fans continued to eat popcorn and watch the drama! Later, Shi Qian, who has two hundred million fans, had morning sickness while at the Best Actress Award Ceremony! Fu Sinian walked onto the stage slowly and hugged Shi Qian’s waist and said, “Thank you for everyone’s concern. Mrs. Fu is pregnant with our second child!”All two hundred million fans were confused. The beautiful Shi Qian was pregnant with her second child? They were watching the drama unfold all the way! When did they fail to keep up?
4.3
1362 Chs
One Wild Night

One Wild Night

Lucinda Perry, a social recluse and a workaholic, makes a pledge to herself to go all wild on her twenty-fifth birthday and even score a one night stand if she gets her long deserved promotion at work. Few days to her twenty-fifth birthday, she gets promoted to not just a higher position but to the head office in a different city. Having to spend her birthday night in a new city, she goes to the club where she meets a very handsome stranger, Thomas Hank, who offers to be her one night stand after catching a glimpse of her dare-to-do list, which included having a one night stand. Thomas Hank, after having been used by several ladies in the past, is bent on getting the lady of his dreams who would love him for himself and not his wealth. So when he meets the cute and naive Lucinda Perry at the club, he decides to keep his true identity from her and find out if she was worth keeping. ***Excerpt*** What is more entertaining than a crazy side character? Say hello to Sonia and Bryan. Sonia's heart stopped beating for a second, and then different thoughts started flying right through her head at that same time. Bryan Hank? Her celebrity crush was kneeling right in front of her and asking her to be his wife? Was he mistaking her for someone? Was it possible this was a skit, or maybe this was like one of those celebrity pranks, and there were cameras around, waiting to capture her make a fool of herself? Or perhaps she was dreaming? Sonia wondered as she looked around them, but all she saw were curious onlookers. "Please! Be my wife and make me the happiest man on Earth," He said in a very loud voice that caught the attention of everyone. Her editor who she had been waiting on for over an hour because he was trying to sign a deal with a movie producer who was interested in one of her stories, showed up at that moment, "Sonia, you know Bryan Hank?" Her editor asked in genuine surprise as he watched the scene before him. It seemed like an hour had passed since Bryan went on his knees, but it had only been a minute. Bryan knew no lady would be crazy enough to accept such a crazy proposal, and even if any were, paying her off and calling off the whole thing would be easy since all he wanted was the scandal that could come from this. The headlines were either going to be about his rejected Marriage proposal or his supposed engagement, which would be enough to let Sophia off the hook. "Yes!" Sonia said as she bobbed her head excitedly and extended her finger for him to wear her the ring. "Yes?" Bryan asked in confusion when he heard her response. "Yes! I will be your wife and make you the happiest man in the world!" Sonia said with a giggle and wiggled her fingers until Bryan slid the ring down her finger. Surprisingly the ring was her exact size, and it sat on her finger like it was made just for her. The sound of applause erupted all around them as Sonia stood up with a big smile on her face and embraced Bryan before kissing him right on the lips. Bryan was slightly taken aback by her boldness but quickly recovered since this was his game, and he had to play along. He was the one who had approached her first, after all. So when she tried to break the kiss, he held her chin and slowly nibbled on her lower lip before parting her lips with his tongue and sucked on it in a teasing manner, eliciting a moan from Sonia. Sonia felt light-headed. This was too good to be true. It just had to be a dream. How else could she explain that one moment she was seated at the lobby of a hotel waiting for her editor, and the next she was engaged to her celebrity crush and was kissing him right here in the open? (PS: Photo belongs to me. Art by @imagineTishaD)
4.8
1016 Chs
Tell a drunk story related to 'twas the night before christmas.
2 answers
2024-11-17 17:19
Well, once on the night before Christmas, I had a bit too much to drink at a local pub. I was feeling all jolly like Santa himself. I started singing Christmas carols at the top of my lungs, completely off - key. People were looking at me funny, but I didn't care. I then decided to go for a walk in the snow. I slipped and fell right into a snowbank, and I just lay there laughing, thinking how this was the most hilarious Christmas Eve ever.
What could be a funny drunk incident on 'twas the night before christmas?
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2024-11-17 16:36
One funny drunk incident could be mistaking a neighbor's large dog for a reindeer. I was so drunk that when I saw this big furry thing in the yard, I thought it was one of Santa's helpers. I tried to pet it and give it some carrots. But it just barked at me and chased me around the yard. I ran and hid behind a snowman, thinking I was safe. The dog just sat there barking at the snowman until my neighbor came out and dragged the dog back inside.
Tell me the story of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas using the words 'words to twas the night before christmas story'.
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2024-11-13 18:54
Well, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' is a wonderful story. In it, we see the calm before the Christmas excitement. The words paint a picture of a quiet house, with the family asleep. Then, as Santa arrives, there's a flurry of activity that's only hinted at. The idea of the stockings being hung by the chimney with care is such a charming detail. This story has been passed down through generations, and it really captures the essence of Christmas Eve.
What is the story of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas?
1 answer
2024-10-11 00:41
It's a classic Christmas poem that tells the tale of a visit from Santa Claus on Christmas Eve and the excitement it brings to a household.
What is the significance of 'The Night Before Christmas' in the book 'twas the night before christmas story'?
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2024-11-24 00:27
Well, it sets the time frame which is crucial for the whole story. It creates a sense of anticipation and magic that is typical of Christmas Eve. All the events in the story unfold on this special night, like Santa's visit and the family's preparations.
Is 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' a traditional Christmas story? Explain.
1 answer
2024-11-28 21:31
Yes, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' is a traditional Christmas story. It has been a beloved part of Christmas for a long time. It vividly describes the night before Christmas, with details like Santa Claus coming down the chimney. The story sets a very festive and anticipatory mood for the Christmas holiday, which is why it has been passed down through generations and is often read during the Christmas season.
Analysis of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' Written Story
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2024-12-03 21:11
The story is notable for its rhythmic and rhyming style. This makes it very engaging, especially for children. It tells of a family's experience on that special night, with the children all snug in their beds. The arrival of Santa Claus is depicted in a way that has influenced our modern perception of him. For example, the idea of him coming down the chimney is a big part of this story.
Record a story about 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'
1 answer
2024-11-24 18:24
Well, 'Twas the night before Christmas. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. There was a sense of anticipation in the air. Santa Claus, that jolly old fellow, was getting ready to set off. He donned his red suit and polished his black boots. His elves had worked hard all year long to make the toys. The toys were piled high in his workshop. As Santa climbed into his sleigh, he shouted 'Ho, ho, ho!' and the reindeer took flight. They soared through the night sky towards the waiting world.
What is the significance of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' story?
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2024-10-28 01:25
It's a very important Christmas story. It has become a classic that helps set the mood for Christmas. It describes the anticipation of Christmas Eve in a very vivid way, with details about the house being quiet and the stockings hung by the chimney. It has influenced Christmas traditions and is often read during the holiday season.
What is the entire story of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas?
2 answers
2024-10-10 16:35
The story is about a family sleeping peacefully on Christmas Eve. Suddenly, Santa Claus comes down the chimney with presents. It's a magical and heartwarming tale that captures the spirit of Christmas. The description of Santa and his sleigh is very vivid.
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