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the funniest horror stories

7 Days Series [Horror]

7 Days Series [Horror]

Everyone has their fates connected to their birthdays, they are likely to have psychic abilities specifically connected to ‘something’. Some can sense it while some cannot, depending on what they have committed in the past. Mystery, Death, Foolishness, and Greed are the things attracting the evil spirits to be around. Those who were born on Sunday… “Ward: Labor Tomb” If you see ‘the pregnant,’ please beware; they are there to take your head. Those who were born on Monday… “Mirror: Who’s the First to Die of Them All?” After midnight where mirrors are, ‘mysterious things’ will appear. Those who were born on Tuesday… “Haunted: Mystery of Plumeria House” Stay away from ‘bathrooms’, if you wish to stay alive. Those who were born on Wednesday… “Theater: Book Me a Death Ticket” When people born on this day go to a funeral, they tend to witness bad events. Those who were born on Thursday… “Stairs: 12 Steps...Ghost Staircase” At night, do not look at the stairs, or else something might be there. Those who were born on Friday… “Reality: Dare the Living, Discover the Dead” There is a game for the living, but noted that it might take their lives. Those who were born on Saturday… “Holy: Soul Sacrifice to Spirit’s House” The ancient saying goes: think before you speak, as something the eyes cannot see does not mean it is not real. Every inconsiderate action must be traded with the living, and only death is the answer! One question… What day were you born on…?
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What are some of the funniest horror stories?
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2024-11-06 05:13
One of the funniest horror stories could be about a vampire who is terrified of garlic bread instead of actual garlic. He goes to a party where they are serving Italian food and when he sees the garlic bread, he runs away screaming, his cape flapping behind him. It's funny because it twists the typical vampire - garlic fear in a humorous way.
Share some of the funniest Thanksgiving horror stories.
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2024-11-26 01:02
Well, there was this time when a family invited their really strange cousin over for Thanksgiving. He brought his pet snake and let it loose in the house by accident. People were jumping on chairs and tables screaming while the snake slithered around. It turned the Thanksgiving dinner into a crazy circus, but it's definitely a story that makes you laugh now. He finally caught the snake, but not before everyone had a good scare and a lot of laughs.
Can you recommend the funniest horror stories?
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2024-11-06 04:33
Sure. There's a story where a zombie goes to a job interview. He's all rotting and falling apart, and the interviewer is trying so hard not to be disgusted. The zombie is answering questions in a slow, moaning voice, and he keeps accidentally losing body parts during the interview. It's hilarious as it plays on the idea of a zombie in a very normal, non - horror situation.
What are some interesting 'funniest 2 sentence horror stories'?
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2024-12-04 17:07
There are some good ones. For instance, I noticed my shadow had a different shape. It was like it had a life of its own. And then there's the story where I got a text from an unknown number. It just said 'I'm coming for you' and then my phone died.
Share some from 'funniest 2 sentence horror stories'
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2024-12-04 10:31
One: I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside. Another: I heard my name whispered in the dark. But I live alone.
Share some of the funniest two - sentence horror stories.
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2024-11-13 04:51
I woke up to find a clown statue in my room. In the morning, it was a foot closer to my bed. See, it's funny in a horror - way because the unexpected and creepy elements are presented so simply.
What are some examples of the funniest two - sentence horror stories?
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2024-11-13 04:46
I heard a baby crying in the attic. I live in an apartment. This is funny horror as it quickly sets up a spooky and illogical situation.
What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?
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2024-12-10 16:38
Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.
What are some of the funniest dating horror stories you've heard?
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2024-12-05 03:54
A friend of mine went on a date with a guy who took her to a horror movie. But during the movie, he was so scared that he screamed like a little girl and spilled his popcorn all over her. She was more horrified by his reaction than the movie itself.
What are some of the funniest pregnancy horror stories you've heard?
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2024-11-29 00:23
There's a story where a pregnant woman's pet dog became super protective. It would growl at anyone who came near her. One time, it even chased the mailman away. It was funny to see the dog's behavior, but also a bit of a horror as the woman was worried the dog might actually bite someone. She had to keep a close eye on it all the time during her pregnancy.
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