short funny christian christmas stories

One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.

Once, a church choir was practicing for the Christmas service. A new member, a little girl, was so excited that when it was her turn to sing 'Silent Night', she sang it at double speed. The rest of the choir was trying hard not to laugh, and it made for a very memorable rehearsal.

One funny Christmas story could be about a little angel who was assigned to help a clumsy shepherd find his way to Bethlehem. The angel kept getting distracted by the beautiful Christmas lights in the sky. As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in the stable so meek, Jesus lay sleeping, no crying or peek. Angels watched over, with a heavenly look, In this Christian Christmas, from the Good Book.

One funny Christian Christmas story could be about a little angel who accidentally mixes up the gift list for the children. So instead of getting toys, some kids get a bunch of feathers! As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in Bethlehem fair, all the animals were gathered with nary a care. The star shone so bright, like God's love's own light, leading the wise men through the dark of the night.

You can often find them in church newsletters. Many churches like to include heartwarming and funny stories related to Christmas in their newsletters during the holiday season.

There was a small village where the church was preparing for Christmas. The pastor asked a young girl to help decorate the nativity scene. She accidentally put the shepherd's staff in the baby Jesus' hand instead of Mary's. When they noticed, they all had a good laugh and then fixed it. It was a reminder that even in the preparations for the holy season, small mistakes can bring joy.

One story is about a little boy in Sunday school. When asked what the three wise men brought, he said 'Gold, Frankenstein, and Myrrh'. His innocent mishearing made everyone laugh.

At a Christmas Eve service, the priest was trying to explain the concept of the three wise men. A little girl raised her hand and said 'If they were so wise, why didn't they book a hotel in advance?' Everyone in the church chuckled.

Here's a story: a group of church choir children decided to put on a nativity play but all the animals in the play started making the wrong noises at the wrong times. It was chaos but also very funny. A poem: 'Christmas bells ring, for the new born King. Jesus came to save, our souls to engrave. In the Christian lore, this is what we adore. A holy Christmas, forevermore.'

There's a story of a group of nuns who decided to start a vegetable garden. They prayed for a bountiful harvest. However, they didn't realize that they had planted the wrong seeds in some areas. When the plants grew, they had a strange mix of vegetables and weeds. But they took it in good humor and said that God was just showing them to be more careful next time. This story not only has a funny element but also shows the nuns' positive attitude towards a setback in their religious community project.