kids joke stories

There's also this joke. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! This joke is funny because it gives a personified reason for the tomato to turn red. Kids can easily picture a shy tomato blushing when it sees the salad dressing which is a very comical image. It also uses a bit of creativity in coming up with an unusual cause for a natural phenomenon like a tomato changing color.

A kid at the Thanksgiving table asks, 'Why does the turkey have such a big fan (its tail feathers)?' His dad answers, 'Because it doesn't want to get too hot while it's cooking in the oven!'

Here is one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. (A play on the word 'patience' sounding like 'patients'.)

Another one is that a little boy asked his father, 'Dad, do soldiers in the army wear bulletproof vests all the time?' His father replied, 'Yes, they do.' The boy then asked, 'Then why are there still so many dead soldiers?' His father was stumped. The boy said, 'Shouldn't they wear dead - proof vests instead?' This joke shows a child's innocent and creative thinking.

A little girl told her mom, 'Mom, I just saw a magician. He did a trick and made a rabbit disappear. But I think he should work on his skills because I can make my allowance disappear without any magic!' This joke combines the idea of magic tricks with the common experience of kids losing their allowance, which is quite funny for children.

There's a story of a duck that walked into a bar and asked, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender, a bit annoyed, said no. This went on for a few days. Finally, the bartender yelled, 'If you come in here one more time and ask for grapes, I'll nail your beak to the bar!' The next day, the duck came in and asked, 'Got any nails?' The bartender said no. So the duck said, 'Good, got any grapes?' This is a simple and funny story that kids can easily understand and enjoy.

Here's a kid - friendly joke. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

The joke about the snail. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This joke story is funny because it contrasts the slow - moving nature of a snail with the idea of something happening 'fast' and the unexpected situation of a snail getting mugged.

There's a joke where a snail goes to a car dealership. He says 'I want a really fast car'. The salesman says 'I'm sorry, we don't have any cars for snails'. The snail says 'But I can wait'. This joke is funny because of the snail's slow nature combined with its eagerness for a fast car. It's a great family friendly joke for kids to enjoy.

A group of kids were talking about superheroes. One of them said, 'You know, Superman is so strong, but he must be really bad at hide - and - seek. I mean, just look at that cape!' This joke is humorous because it points out an obvious disadvantage of Superman's costume when it comes to a simple game like hide - and - seek. It shows how kids can look at things from a different and funny perspective.