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The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

(Semi-Excerpt from Novel) Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen… ‘New Invitation to Group chat.’ “Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs. [New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.] “What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?” He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty. His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up. Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat. [Darth Vader has Joined the group.] [Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.] [Phoenix has joined the group.] [Dark Knight has joined the group.] Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing. -10 minutes later- I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling! The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.) Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.) The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.) Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!) The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.) Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…) The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.” The Dark Knight: (…) The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!) -12 hours later- Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked. “Holy shit I got paid!!!!” **************** Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this. Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed. Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)
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What is 'The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Story' about?
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2024-11-06 01:29
It's about an elf that is part of a Christmas tradition. The elf is supposed to watch over children and report back to Santa whether they've been naughty or nice. It adds a bit of magic and fun to the Christmas season for kids.
What is the 'elf on the shelf' tradition story?
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2024-11-05 03:35
The 'elf on the shelf' is a Christmas tradition. An elf is placed in a home by Santa. The elf watches the children during the day and at night it flies back to the North Pole to report to Santa if the kids are naughty or nice.
What are the key elements of the Elf on the Shelf Christmas tradition story?
3 answers
2024-11-06 22:43
The key element is the elf itself. It's the central figure that moves around.
Tell me about the Elf on the Shelf Christmas tradition story.
1 answer
2024-11-06 21:26
The Elf on the Shelf is a Christmas tradition. An elf is sent from the North Pole to watch over kids. Each night, the elf moves to a different spot in the house while the kids are asleep. It's like a little Christmas spy. Kids love to wake up and search for where the elf has landed that day. It adds a bit of magic and fun to the Christmas season.
How did 'The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Story' start?
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2024-11-06 05:29
The origin of 'The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Story' can be traced back to the idea of having a fun and magical element in the Christmas celebration. Someone had the brilliant idea of an elf that could be a part of the family during the holiday season. This elf would be like a little spy for Santa, observing the kids. It was then developed into a full - fledged story and tradition. Publishers and marketers also played a role in spreading it. They created books and products related to the elf, which made it even more popular. Now it's a beloved Christmas tradition in many households across the world.
How did the 'elf on the shelf' tradition story start?
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2024-11-05 03:52
It started as a children's book which then grew into a popular Christmas tradition.
Who created the 'The Christmas Elf on the Shelf Story'?
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2024-11-09 22:32
Carol Aebersold and her daughter Chanda Bell created the 'The Christmas Elf on the Shelf' story.
What is the 'The Christmas Elf on the Shelf Story' about?
1 answer
2024-11-09 22:29
The 'The Christmas Elf on the Shelf' story is about a special elf that visits homes during the Christmas season. The elf is sent by Santa to watch over the children and report back to him whether they've been naughty or nice.
What is the significance of the 'christmas elf on the shelf story' in Christmas traditions?
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2024-10-24 22:42
The 'Christmas Elf on the Shelf' is significant in Christmas traditions as it promotes good behavior. It gives children an incentive to be nice, knowing that the elf is watching them. Also, it makes the Christmas season more exciting as it's like having a little Christmas - themed visitor in the house every day.
Tell me about 'elf on the shelf a christmas story'.
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2024-10-28 11:10
Well, 'Elf on the Shelf' is a really cute Christmas story concept. The elf is like a little spy for Santa. Kids love waking up in the morning to find where the elf has moved to. It's a fun way to keep the Christmas spirit alive throughout December. There are often books that go along with it that tell more about the elf's adventures and its important job of making sure kids are on their best behavior before Santa arrives.
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