two sentence funny story

A: I'm on a whiskey diet. B: I've lost three days already.

The contrast. For example, when you start with something normal like 'My neighbor always gives me strange looks' and then follow with 'Today I found out he was looking at the ghost behind me'. The normal - to - spooky shift makes it effective.

A snail got robbed. The police asked, 'Did you get a look at the assailant?' The snail said, 'No, it all happened so fast.' For the second one, a bee went to the hairdresser. The hairdresser asked, 'How do you want your hair?' The bee said, 'Just make it look like a wasp, please.'

A man walked into a library and asked for a burger. The librarian said, 'This is a library.' The man whispered, 'Sorry. Can I have a burger?' Another one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

The mirror showed my reflection smiling. I wasn't smiling.

The first one: I always thought my cat had a staring problem. Then I realized he was looking at something behind me.

The simplicity. Just two sentences can create a whole scene and a laugh. For example, 'I told my dog he was adopted. He still doesn't believe me.' It's easy to understand and quick to deliver the humor.

I woke up to find a handprint on my window. I live on the 15th floor.

I heard a knock on the door at midnight. When I opened it, no one was there, but I felt a cold hand on my shoulder.

There was a little fish. It dreamed of flying. One day, a seagull picked it up and it got a very short flight experience.