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The two-year marriage contract expired. Brandon Cassel threw the divorce papers in front of Savanna. Touching her one-month pregnant belly, Savanna asked, "Do you really want a divorce?" "Winnie saved my life. She's back. I have to keep my promise to her." He only remembered that Winnie saved him. What he didn't know was that she, Savanna, had donated a kidney when his life was at stake. Savanna took the divorce paper and left quietly. Two months later, he found her and angrily questioned: "Is this my baby?" "No." Savanna was dead inside. On the day of her wedding ceremony with another man, a car accident took her life. Brandon hugged her cold body and cried bitterly, repenting, his black hair turning white inch by inch. Years later, Brandon, suffering from depression, went to hospital. Savanna, with her daughter, were there at the Same time. They came across each other.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Xia Xin was reborn with a System and returned to the eve of her parents' death! In her previous life, her parents died instantly in a car accident on the highway due to a property dispute. In this new life, Xia Xin successfully changed the fate of her entire family! Xia Xin was initially already loved by animals, and her ability to communicate with them was further awakened after her rebirth. In the zoo, she became friends with the animals. Even large animals behaved like docile kittens in front of her. On the African savannah, she encountered magnificent lions, and in the vast ocean, she danced with sharks. Xia Xin's life was thriving in no time, and major media outlets lined up to interview her. Numerous celebrities came to the zoo to record variety shows. In a game segment on a show, a male superstar and a female guest faced each other to measure their heartbeats, and his heart remained calm and unaffected. But the moment Xia Xin appeared, the previously stable heartbeat of the superstar skyrocketed. That night, the door of the hotel room next to the superstar suddenly opened, and Xia Xin and a man walked out together. Flames of jealousy ignited in the superstar's eyes. However, Xia Xin pulled him back into the room and stood on her tiptoes to kiss him in a domineering manner. The man's expression instantly changed, and his intense jealousy vanished. The irritable top star quickly transformed into an affectionate companion. Xia Xin smirked, thinking that this man was too easily appeased as a single kiss was enough to calm him down. She was genuinely worried that other little vixens would successfully seduce him. The man lowered his gaze, looked at her as if he could read her mind, and thought, 'Who else but you would have this power over me?'

Fidgeting with my fingers, I tried my best to stand straight without falling back and embarrassing myself in the presence of all these men I have no idea who the hell are. “Sign it” he ordered one more time pushing the papers to me. I stood still unable to get what he wants from me. “Rule No 1, Never ever try defying my orders” his hands instantly gripped my neck in a dangerous hold and he put his Gun on my forehead, his finger very close to the Trigger. Looking at the Gun in his hand, a relieved smile made to my lips. After all, he is going to gift me eternal liberty. “Why the hell are you smiling, do you think this is some joke Iril Ranallo?” he growled. Realization dawned upon me, hearing him speak. How the hell am I supposed to say that they have kidnapped me than my sister? “Speak up Goddammit” He screamed scaring the shit out of me. I sucked on my lips as my throat turned dry, moving my fingers towards my throat I signaled him that I was mute. His eyebrows turned into a thin line and immense shock was evident when he shrieked… “What the Fu…….” ********* Life is tough for ladies in Mafia families and it is nothing less than sheer torture for specially abled. Born in one of the influential and powerful Mafia families, I had every materialistic thing the world could not even dream of. But being lost my voice in the horrendous incident, I was the ignored piece. Unlike my sister Iril who manages most of the business and stuff, I am confined to my room and the world outside is just a dream for me. All I prayed for 23 years is an escape from this prison and finally, when my prayers are answered, I was kidnapped by some men. I was taken to some strange place in the middle of a deep ocean, almost like a stranded island. Men looking nothing less than beasts and the one they call Boss stares at me with despise. I am forced to sign some papers, of which I have no idea about but all I knew is the liberation I seek from one Prison has stranded me up in some unwanted prison of which I knew nothing about!! Careful of What you wish for, lest it come true! And now, I have realized that in return for dreams, I received a Nightmare!!!

As a sci-fi enthusiast, Lev never missed out on every film or merch sci-fi-related. He even majored in physics and information technology due to his love of the beyond— space. One day, he fell asleep on his desk, just when a bomb set off in their office building and a fire ensued. That moment led to him being transmigrated to an unknown spaceship in the middle of the universe. How will he fare in his voyage to the unknown? Disclaimer— photo is not mine but all edits are mine.

In a fantasy world full of mystery, Yuki who created that world in her sea of consciousness, was suddenly sucked in when the skies suddenly turned red. There she finds the story of Kishi and Kira, twins that are innocently living a perfect life together as Sacred royals until the tragedies of their lives begin to swallow them whole. As they unlock the mysteries of that world, their life is only getting worse. Death follows them everywhere they go, unable to protect those that are dear to them, and the dark forces that desires their mysterious power. Will they be able to survive? Or will their guardians and friends be forced to slay them to save the world in order to stop the destruction that once happened a million years ago? How will they be able to survive their cruel fate that forcibly kills them no matter how many time someone was sacrificed for them to be saved? And how will Yuki and their guardians be able to help them?

The Main Character is busy selling hotdogs so the side characters starts to steal his story. https://www.patreon.com/Vhix Characters in Cover : Niultynjere, Emisyl Cover :

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!