funny computer tech stories

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games? Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?! One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!” Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Hemos tenido sistemas que ayudan a los MCs a hacer píldoras, robar habilidades de maestros legendarios, e incluso ser obligados a presumir para ganar puntos, pero ¿qué hay de un sistema que permite a uno ejecutar un cibercafé de realidad virtual, con todos los juegos clásicos? Nuestro MC se despierta en un nuevo mundo y se encuentra con un sistema misterioso que le permite dirigir un cibercafé de realidad virtual totalmente autónomo! ¿Qué? ¿Abrir un cibercafé en un mundo de cultivadores? Ahora puedes navegar por Internet, ver dramas y jugar a videojuegos?! Un guerrero emperador lloró después de visitar la tienda de MC. —¡Maldición, la tormenta de nieve termina mi vida! Otro cultivador del Reino del Río Yuan jadeó después de beber Sprite—: ¿Qué es esta brujería? ¿Qué más aportó el MC al mundo de los cultivadores? Acompáñenos en esta aventura mientras Fang Qi se enfrenta a las sectas de cultivo y a las grandes fuerzas con su colección de tesoros modernos.

The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve animals and inanimate objects. How will Satoshi's life evolve after this newfound power? Will he finally be the very best like no one ever was? tags: action, adventure, modern, comedy, system, zerotohero, weaktostrongmc, parody WPC #206 contestant

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

In any place, planets in any universe and other worlds, if a threat comes from the outside, everyone will definitely unite to defend their land. And a planet called Earth, it's not exempted. Either luck or fate, human beings was able to discover something strange,,, an alien. The visit was secretive and unfriendly for the two parties to fight for their own believes. Fortunately, the human side was able to kill the lone intruder but loss many lives. With this encounter, the human race took it as a heads-up and made a lot of worldwide preparations; focusing in military and directly eliminate many civil matters. At that time, the main character was about to settle down, have a family on his own and enjoy the rest of his life but didn't expect for such a big thing to happen. Lucky he was, had an adventure for him to have the ability to protect his beloved and all the people around him. But one man can't cover the whole planet for many people to die and two-thirds of the land to be occupied by beasts sent by the invading enemy. Although humans had lost in the first war, they learn a lot of things for the rapid growth and develoment in different areas, especially in the field of Science and Technology. When the right time comes, it will be humans who will be on the offensive. For sure there's still a big gap to win against an enemy who got the lead, but human beings is a race that will never give up; will never let anyone get what theirs. But at the end, things sometimes won't go as planned to lose something,,, someone...

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

My name is Arlo Templeton. Just a guy trying to live a life where I can forget my past. In a world where mages wield magic to showcase their power and advanced technology commands Cybers robots, hovering cars, and Ray Guns to reign supreme, I am an outsider. It feels like I’ve stopped moving forward while time relentlessly marches on. Hope is a word that can propel us forward or leave us lying down. But in this chaos, hope alone cannot grant someone peace. We need something greater to confront our adversaries. It's as if something hears my pleas, as usual, when I visit the cave to mine Voidstone, surrounded by Cybers. Suddenly, the cave exploded, crushing me to death. But death didn’t come. Instead, I found myself back at that morning. Then, I gained System ability. Now what? Do I live in regret anymore? I've lost too much in my life—my family, my ambition, my peace, my happiness. I’m afraid that if I move forward, I'll lose even more in the future. Will this system save or kill the people I want to protect? [Arlo Templeton - Game Over]

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Cheng Xu accidentally crossed into the cultivation world together with the computer and fused into a human-shaped immortal cultivation computer. He found that the methods, spells, and codices of the cultivation world were the same as computer applications, which could be directly read and installed in their own bodies. And the various configurations of one's own body seemed to be continuously upgradable. [Cultivation Computer] Motherboard: Cheng Xu (intermediate Qi cultivation) CPU: Divine Mind (single-core 0.8GHz) Memory: Enlightenment (128MB) Hard disk: Sense (256MB) Video card: integrated 1.0 (512MB) Sound card: Integrated 1.0 Network card: integrated 1.0 (10Mbps) Medicine refining, spell array, weapon refining, and talisman, all became easy with the help of the computer. However, it seemed that the performance of this current configuration still needed to be improved. The computer was a bit laggy...