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One Wild Night

One Wild Night

Lucinda Perry, a social recluse and a workaholic, makes a pledge to herself to go all wild on her twenty-fifth birthday and even score a one night stand if she gets her long deserved promotion at work. Few days to her twenty-fifth birthday, she gets promoted to not just a higher position but to the head office in a different city. Having to spend her birthday night in a new city, she goes to the club where she meets a very handsome stranger, Thomas Hank, who offers to be her one night stand after catching a glimpse of her dare-to-do list, which included having a one night stand. Thomas Hank, after having been used by several ladies in the past, is bent on getting the lady of his dreams who would love him for himself and not his wealth. So when he meets the cute and naive Lucinda Perry at the club, he decides to keep his true identity from her and find out if she was worth keeping. ***Excerpt*** What is more entertaining than a crazy side character? Say hello to Sonia and Bryan. Sonia's heart stopped beating for a second, and then different thoughts started flying right through her head at that same time. Bryan Hank? Her celebrity crush was kneeling right in front of her and asking her to be his wife? Was he mistaking her for someone? Was it possible this was a skit, or maybe this was like one of those celebrity pranks, and there were cameras around, waiting to capture her make a fool of herself? Or perhaps she was dreaming? Sonia wondered as she looked around them, but all she saw were curious onlookers. "Please! Be my wife and make me the happiest man on Earth," He said in a very loud voice that caught the attention of everyone. Her editor who she had been waiting on for over an hour because he was trying to sign a deal with a movie producer who was interested in one of her stories, showed up at that moment, "Sonia, you know Bryan Hank?" Her editor asked in genuine surprise as he watched the scene before him. It seemed like an hour had passed since Bryan went on his knees, but it had only been a minute. Bryan knew no lady would be crazy enough to accept such a crazy proposal, and even if any were, paying her off and calling off the whole thing would be easy since all he wanted was the scandal that could come from this. The headlines were either going to be about his rejected Marriage proposal or his supposed engagement, which would be enough to let Sophia off the hook. "Yes!" Sonia said as she bobbed her head excitedly and extended her finger for him to wear her the ring. "Yes?" Bryan asked in confusion when he heard her response. "Yes! I will be your wife and make you the happiest man in the world!" Sonia said with a giggle and wiggled her fingers until Bryan slid the ring down her finger. Surprisingly the ring was her exact size, and it sat on her finger like it was made just for her. The sound of applause erupted all around them as Sonia stood up with a big smile on her face and embraced Bryan before kissing him right on the lips. Bryan was slightly taken aback by her boldness but quickly recovered since this was his game, and he had to play along. He was the one who had approached her first, after all. So when she tried to break the kiss, he held her chin and slowly nibbled on her lower lip before parting her lips with his tongue and sucked on it in a teasing manner, eliciting a moan from Sonia. Sonia felt light-headed. This was too good to be true. It just had to be a dream. How else could she explain that one moment she was seated at the lobby of a hotel waiting for her editor, and the next she was engaged to her celebrity crush and was kissing him right here in the open? (PS: Photo belongs to me. Art by @imagineTishaD)
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Share some dnd funny nat one stories.
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2024-11-18 23:23
One time in a DND game, our wizard cast a spell and rolled a nat one. Instead of hitting the enemy, the spell backfired and turned his own robes into a bright pink frilly mess. He was so embarrassed trying to fight while looking like a walking cotton candy.
Tell me more dnd funny nat one stories.
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2024-11-19 03:59
There was a paladin in our DND game. He tried to smite an evil cultist and rolled a nat one. His smite missed completely and he accidentally hit a holy statue nearby, which then crumbled. The paladin was horrified as he thought he had committed a great sin. But the rest of us couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all. This led to some interesting role - playing as he tried to atone for his 'accidental desecration'.
Tell Some Funny Nat 1 DND Stories
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2024-11-22 18:54
During a DND campaign, my character rolled a Nat 1 for a stealth check. I was trying to sneak past a group of guards. Instead of being quiet, my character tripped over their own feet and made a huge racket. The guards immediately noticed and started chasing me. My friends' characters had to quickly come up with a plan to either fight the guards or create a distraction so I could get away. It was so funny because it was supposed to be a simple sneaking mission but turned into a chaotic chase scene all because of that Nat 1.
Funny Nat 1 DND Stories: Share Your Experiences
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2024-11-21 21:38
One time in a DND game, I rolled a Nat 1 when trying to pick a lock. Instead of quietly unlocking the chest, my character ended up jamming the lock so badly that it set off a trap. There was a puff of smoke and a small explosion that singed my character's eyebrows. It was hilarious because it completely derailed our plan to sneakily loot the treasure.
Share some of the best DnD Nat 1 stories.
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2024-12-03 09:41
I had a rogue in my party who rolled a Nat 1 on a lock - picking attempt. Not only did he fail to pick the lock, but the noise he made alerted the entire dungeon of guards. We had to fight our way out instead of sneaking through like we planned. It was a disaster at first, but it led to an epic battle that we still talk about. Nat 1s can really change the course of a DnD adventure in the most unexpected ways.
What are the most memorable best DnD Nat 1 stories?
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2024-12-03 08:31
There was a ranger who rolled a Nat 1 when shooting an arrow at a dragon. The arrow flew in the completely wrong direction and hit a friendly NPC who was trying to help us. It caused a bit of chaos as we had to quickly explain to the NPC that it was an accident. It was really funny but also a bit embarrassing.
Tell me a nat one funny story.
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2024-11-20 07:03
Once there was a nat named Sam. One day, Sam tried to make pancakes. But instead of using flour, Sam accidentally used baking soda. When Sam poured the 'batter' on the pan, it started to fizzle and bubble like a mini volcano. It was so funny and Sam ended up with a pan full of foamy mess.
Tell me some funny nat 1 stories.
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2024-11-28 15:16
In a dice - based adventure game, a warrior was trying to open a simple wooden door. But when they rolled a nat 1, instead of just pushing the door open, they ended up running into it full force, knocking themselves out cold. Their teammates had a good laugh when they found him lying there unconscious next to the unopened door.
Share some funny nat 20 stories in gaming.
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2024-11-08 11:30
A nat 20 can make for some really wild moments. For example, in a game of Pathfinder, a player's character rolled a nat 20 during a combat situation. Their attack was supposed to be a normal sword swing, but with that nat 20, it became this epic, over - the - top slash that took out three enemies at once. It was like something out of an action movie and had us all cracking up.
Tell me some funny nat 20 stories.
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2024-11-08 06:55
Once in a D&D game, my friend rolled a nat 20 while trying to persuade a stubborn guard. He was playing a bard and his character started singing an improvised song. The guard was so impressed that not only did he let us pass, but he also joined our party for a while. It was hilarious.
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