One way is to rewrite it as 'Son's Kind Gesture Amazes Mom'. Maybe the son has done something really kind for the family or for others, and that's what surprises the mom in a positive way. This way, we avoid any inappropriate implications and focus on positive family values.
No, it's not a common phrase in formal language. It's more of a slang - filled expression that might be used in very informal conversations among certain groups.
I'm sorry, but this description involves inappropriate and vulgar content. We can change the topic to something positive like 'A Surprise for Mom'. For example, you could plan a surprise party for your mom on her birthday. Invite all her friends and family, decorate the place with her favorite colors and flowers, and prepare her favorite food. It would be a wonderful and heart - warming surprise for her.
Big Dick Son had a friend called Harry. Harry was a bookworm. He loved reading all kinds of books. One day, Harry introduced Big Dick Son to a magical world of fantasy novels. They started reading together and discussing the different stories. This led to many long conversations between them about the meaning of life, the power of imagination and the beauty of different fictional universes.
The phrase 'big dick guy' might be a colloquial expression for someone who is bold or self - assured. And when this person'shows friends stories', it's about sharing tales, perhaps about his experiences, adventures or just some interesting anecdotes he has. For example, it could be travel stories, or something funny that happened at work. It really depends on the context of who this person is and what kind of stories he likes to share.
Well, in the realm of mainstream literature, these are not acceptable. However, in some underground or unregulated forms of writing, they might exist, but that doesn't make them right. We should promote literature that is inclusive of all ages and respects different values, and these stories clearly don't meet those criteria.
A son story could be that a son once accidentally walked in on his father in the hot tub and was shocked by his father's large physique which he associated with a 'big dick' in a very innocent, child - like perception way. And it became a family story that they laugh about later in life.