One of the funniest is when an ork thought a shiny rock was a valuable weapon. He carried it around everywhere, trying to use it to attack enemies. When it didn't work, he just threw it at his own comrades, thinking they were the ones who made the 'weapon' not work.
Here's another one. An ork shaman was trying to perform a magic ritual. He got all the ingredients wrong and instead of creating a powerful spell, he made a stinky cloud that smelled so bad that all the other orks around him ran away. But he just stood there, proud of his 'accomplishment' and yelling that it was his new secret weapon.
Yes, there are. Some focus on the unique perspective of female Orks in the Warhammer 40K universe. For example, there could be stories about a female Ork's rise through the ranks in her tribe, facing challenges that are different from male Orks due to her gender. It might involve her using her wits and strength in ways that surprise her comrades.
Well, 'Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!' is great. It focuses on the famous Ork warlord Ghazghkull. You get to see his rise to power, his strategic thinking (in an Orky way of course), and how he leads his Ork clans into battle, which is really exciting.
You can start by looking on some well - known fanfiction websites like Archive of Our Own (AO3). It has a large collection of Warhammer 40K related fanfics, and there's a good chance you'll find some about female Orks there.
Sure. 'The Beast Arises' is a good start. It has a lot of action involving Orks and it's not too complex in terms of the overall Warhammer 40K lore. You can easily follow the Ork invasions and battles.
An Ork named Grotbag once challenged a much bigger Ork to a fight for leadership of their small mob. Grotbag was tiny but full of spunk. He started the fight by throwing a squig at the big Ork. The squig latched onto the big Ork's face and started biting. While the big Ork was distracted trying to get the squig off, Grotbag jumped on his back and hit him over the head with a stick until the big Ork conceded. The other Orks found this hilarious and Grotbag became their new leader.
Some of the best WH40K novels include 'Horus Rising' by Dan Abnett. It really sets the stage for the Horus Heresy series, exploring the early days of the Imperium and the fall of Horus. Another great one is 'Gaunt's Ghosts' series which follows Colonel - Commissar Ibram Gaunt and his regiment through many battles and political intrigues in the war - torn 40K universe.
One interesting story in wh40k fanfiction could be about a Space Marine's journey of self - discovery. He might face challenges that test his loyalty to the Emperor and his Chapter. Another could be a story of an Imperial Guard regiment fighting against impossible odds in a war - torn planet. And there are also fanfictions that explore the dark side of the Warp and how it affects different characters.
One of the great WH40K web stories is 'The Emperor's Gift'. It shows the loyalty and sacrifice of the Space Marines in a really engaging way. Another is 'The Tale of the Lost Legion' which dives deep into the mystery surrounding a long - lost legion of Space Marines. And 'The Sisters of Battle: Faith and Fury' is also a great one as it portrays the strong - willed and devout Sisters of Battle.