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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

In a world where the international drug trade is worth billions of dollars, Draco decides that he wants a piece of that pie. Money, power, beautiful woman, private planes, Draco wants it all! Who ever said that crime doesn't pay? Draco discovers that in this world there are actually miracle drugs that can do almost anything your heart desires. These drugs can give a crippled man unparalleled strength, or give a mentally ill one superhuman intelligence. However, wouldn't it be a waste to use it on them? Draco sees his path to power, and he doesn't hesitate to take it. *-------------------------------------------------------* This is a new story I've been working on for a while now. Give it a try, you'll probably enjoy it. In this story I guarantee that there will be great storytelling, pacing, and grammar.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

I spread my arms to their peak wingspan, showcasing the entire city below me. "This is going to be my empire," I proudly told him, "and I am going to be the emperor!" Vincent has had a tragic past and a not-so-pleasant present. So what does he have? The future. In a world where evolution, and its people, have been tamed by a single drug, Vincent embarks on a perilous journey filled with highs and lows that are sometimes not his hands. He will find out truths that have covered themselves up in the mirage of time. Will he have what it takes? Will he be able to survive in a world only suited for the strongest? (I hope whoever is reading this is finding the synopsis interesting. I can't pretend that I wrote this willingly, so I am writing this part to compensate for the cringy part that you've hopefully just read. Anyway, thank you so much for reading, and I wish you a wonderful read. ) _______________________________________ Quick notice to new readers (well I think all of you are new readers, but...) The story really takes off at chapter 11, so please be patient when reading the first few chapters as they help build tension and background. Thank you for your time! ---------------------------------------- Guess what?.......... I made the novel cover by myself! That's why it looks so...different.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Pablo Escobar was born on a cattle ranch in 1949, the second year of The Violence, a civil war that saw millions of Colombians flee their homes and left hundreds of thousands dead. Slicing people up with machetes was popular and led to a new genre of slaughter methods with ornate names. The Flower Vase Cut began with the severing of the head, arms and legs. The liberated limbs were stuffed down the neck, turning the headless torso into a vase of body parts. A victim stabbed in the neck, who had his tongue pulled out through the gap and hung down his chest was wearing a Colombian Necktie. The turmoil affected nearly every family in Colombia. It accus- tomed Pablo's generation to extreme violence and the expectancy of a short and brutal life. Pablo's parents were Abel de Jesús Dari Escobar, a hard-working peasant farmer who traded cows and horses, and Hermilda Gaviria, an elementary-school teacher. As her husband was mostly absent due to work, Her- milda cooked, cleaned and took care of her family. Pablo was the third of seven children. ———————————— Discord:- RAJABHIDIXIT#5608 Instagram:-THE_DEVILS_LORD_777 SNAPCHAT:- RAJABHI046 If you wish to share your opinion on this book, don't feel shy and drop a comment or a message. My discord is :-RAJABHIDIXIT#5608

[WARNING] [I do not advocate for drugs. Do not do drugs!] [This is a fantasy and should be treated as such] If you want an MC that is manipulative (ally and enemy like); If you want an MC that wins without even fighting; If you want an MC who is powerful if he has to fight; If you want an MC who earns a lot of money; Then this novel is for you. ---------------------------------------------------- Money can buy everything Caesar believes this all through his life. But, he was poor and an orphan living in a third-world country, which meant he had no power in this world. His opportunities were hindered because of this and he would never be accepted in a normal job. There was one business that had the most lucrative payout than most and can be accessible to people like him; that was drug dealing. But drugs like Joy were banned by the World Church and he had stronger and more powerful competitors waiting to destroy enemies like him. How could he even stand a chance against them? He’ll use his greatest asset, his cunning and intelligent brain. So brilliant, in fact, that his brain could not handle it and manifests hidden knowledge into tangible feelings like sounds and visions. [Level up!] [Pure Joy drug recipe unlocked] But will this be enough? There are people with godlike powers here in this world. Will he be able to outsmart them, or will his hallucinations help him by giving him a way to obtain power? —------------------------------- There are no physical fights in the first chapters, only mind battles and the MC scamming and outsmarting his enemies to build his drug business. The magical and powered fights will only appear once the Miracle Drugs are introduced.

After the abduction of his mother whilst on a mission, samuel Black finds himself hot on the tail of a huge Russian drug lord and hot in love with her daughter. He unexpectedly reunites with his deadbeat brother who later turns heel and betrays him. He suspects something big is going on, but he just cant get his finger on it. betrayal is fast becoming a main theme in his life which is spinning out of control. How does he put an end to it?. In the long run, Samuel knows that he can't have it all. The girl, his family, his life, he will surely loose some, possibly all, but he has to do what needs to be done and that is exactly what he plans on doing.