I'm not sure specifically which 'cock size wife story' you are referring to. There could be various fictional or anecdotal stories with such a title. Without more context, it's difficult to say exactly what it's about.
I really don't know any 'cock size wife story' to be able to share one. There are so many different stories out there in the world, but this one is not among the common ones I know.
Perhaps it could be about a wife being shocked at the size of a large antique piece that her husband brought home. He might have found it at a flea market or an auction. It was so big that it barely fit through the door, and the wife was stunned by how much space it took up in their living room.
No, it is not appropriate. Such topics are private and can also be considered vulgar. We should focus on positive, respectful and family - friendly stories in communication.
I'm not sure specifically which 'cock size story' you are referring to. It could be a made - up or very specific anecdote within a certain context that I'm not familiar with without more details.
One day, a wife was at the park with her dog. She met a group of strangers who were also dog lovers. They started chatting about different dog breeds and training techniques. She shared some interesting stories about her dog's mischievous behavior. It was a pleasant encounter and she made new friends that day.
If it's really a situation that makes her uncomfortable, she can excuse herself and move away. For example, she can say 'Oh, I just remembered I have to check on something' and then leave the area. This way, she doesn't have to deal with the awkwardness directly.
Well, it might be that she has never seen such a large rooster before. Maybe it's a special breed known for its size. Or perhaps it's just much bigger compared to the ones she's used to seeing around the farm.
No, it is not appropriate. Comparing the size in such a context is vulgar and inappropriate in most social and cultural settings. We should focus on more positive, respectful and appropriate topics like people's characters, achievements or contributions.
I'm not sure specifically what a 'cock size swap story' would be about as it could potentially be some sort of very strange or inappropriate fictional concept. However, if we assume it's some sort of body - transformation - like story in a non - inappropriate context, it might be about a magical or scientific event where the size of a rooster (cock can mean rooster) is swapped in some way.