funny car salesman stories

There was a car salesman who was showing a convertible to a couple. As he was demonstrating how the top goes down, it got stuck halfway. Instead of panicking, he joked, 'This is a new feature, an in - between top for those days when you're not sure if you want it fully open or closed.' The couple ended up buying the car anyway because they liked his sense of humor.

There was this one car salesman who was trying to sell a family van. A couple with four kids came in. The kids were running around and being noisy. The salesman said, 'This van is perfect for your family. It has enough space for the kids to run around even when you're on the road!' Everyone burst out laughing, and it actually helped him close the deal.

A car salesman had a customer who was convinced that a small compact car could tow a large boat. The salesman tried to explain that it was impossible, but the customer wouldn't listen. Finally, the salesman said, 'Sir, if this car could tow your boat, I'd let you tow me along with it!'

I heard about a car salesman who accidentally locked himself in the trunk while demonstrating the car's security system to a customer. He was banging on the trunk and shouting for a while until the customer found the key to let him out. It was really hilarious.

One horror story is when a car salesman promised a car was in perfect condition. But after the customer bought it, the engine started making strange noises within a week. Turns out, the salesman knew about the engine issue but hid it to make the sale.

Well, in Liberty City Stories, the car salesman plays an important part in the in - game economy related to vehicles. They are the ones who can provide the characters with the means of transportation they need. They have to deal with all kinds of customers, from those who are just looking around to those who are really determined to buy a car right away. They need to be knowledgeable about the cars they sell, such as the engine power, the interior design, and the durability. This way, they can answer various questions from customers and persuade them to make a purchase.

Another success story is about Mike. Mike was really good at using social media to promote the cars he was selling. He would post pictures and videos of the cars, along with detailed descriptions. One day, a person saw his post from a far - away city and was so interested that he made a special trip to the dealership just to buy the car Mike had posted. Mike's ability to use modern marketing techniques really paid off.

There was this car salesman, Dave. A young couple with a tight budget walked in. Dave could have easily dismissed them as not likely to buy. But he didn't. He showed them some used cars that were in great condition and within their price range. He then worked with the finance department to get them an amazing deal on financing. The couple ended up buying a car and they sent Dave a thank - you card with a photo of them in front of their new car.

A memorable story is of a car salesman who had a customer who was a bit of a know - it - all when it came to cars. Instead of getting defensive or trying to out - talk the customer, the salesman listened carefully. He then added in his own knowledge where it was relevant and pointed out some features the customer hadn't considered. This made the customer respect the salesman and he bought the car. It shows that listening is key in sales.

One common type is the hidden fees. Salesmen don't clearly state all the costs involved, like extra charges for documentation or some made - up 'processing fees'. Another is misrepresentation of the vehicle's condition. They might say a car has never been in an accident when it actually has.