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I have a bunch of players on Earth

I have a bunch of players on Earth

Player: I'm a worker whose monthly salary doesn’t even hit $5,000. My monthly rental already takes up half of my salary, I don’t have a girlfriend and is reprimanded by my superior every day. However, I feel very happy because there has been a new virtual game recently. In the game, I have a powerful bloodline. Not only do I have my own fleet, I even have a powerful overlord that granted me a colonized planet. Although I know this is fake, but inside there, I found the meaning of my life! Actually...the overlord who gave him the planet really wanted to tell him that this game wasn’t fake. (You really have your own fleet and colonized planet…) but the overlord knew that he couldn’t say this. Because, once he said it, these subjects who thought of themselves as ‘players’, would definitely not be as terrifyingly hardworking as now!!
4.2
2162 Chs
First Marriage, then love: wife, never divorce

First Marriage, then love: wife, never divorce

Five years ago, she replaced her twin sister to marry him who was burned beyond recognition and even became a eunuch. Five years later, when they met again, he pressed her against the wall in the corner A low voice sounded with doubt. "Is your daughter mine? " The corners of her mouth curled into a sneer. "Are you sure you have the ability to do that? " His originally cold face instantly turned into the darkness before the storm His voice was fierce and low as he growled, "woman, you are challenging me! "
4.6
2061 Chs
The First Store System

The First Store System

A strange store that sells everything suddenly appears in the town. The Owner of the store is a young man and anyone who tried to mess with him %$#@. The products of the store are expensive, yet the queue outside the store never stops. "So what, If you're an Emperor? I'll fight to the death with you if you try to break the queue." These scenes outside the store were daily occurrences. *** Join the Discord server, https://discord.gg/4nbaU7Cy *** The cover art is not mine. I have taken it from pinterest. Please contact me if it is your art.
4.2
1629 Chs
My Master Only Breaks Through on the Edge of Death

My Master Only Breaks Through on the Edge of Death

"Master, I'm sorry... It's all my fault that you could not break through before your last moments." "Don't worry, my disciple. I will not die," said Xu Fan as he smiled at his disciple, whose face was covered with tears. “If only… If only I could get you a few more Foundation Establishment Pills..." The genius of the sect knelt on the floor while crying like a baby. Xu Fan looked at his oldest disciple and sighed. He then took out a Foundation Establishment Pill and nonchalantly threw it into his mouth. The next second, divine lights of five different colors filled the world.
4.1
1599 Chs
I Turned Wild After Being Doted On By The Big Bosses

I Turned Wild After Being Doted On By The Big Bosses

After she wakes up from being reborn, she becomes the little pitiful girl who is sent into a mental hospital by her biological elder brothers. Her biological elder brothers only dote on the fake young miss, the ‘younger sister’ who is switched at birth. She despises her in any possible way. So, Pei Yunge makes trouble and deals with the fake young miss, waiting for them to tell her to scram. However, the brothers’ attitudes are extremely strange. President Qin sneers. “My younger sister destroyed a shop? Buy the entire mall for my younger sister to trash!” Best Actor Qin raises an eyebrow. “She sent herself to the casting couch? What am I then, dead?” God Qin’s expression is dark. “You repeatedly played tricks and bullied Ge’er. Did you think I was blind?” Pei Yunge: “?” #Scum brothers have days when they’re abnormal too# … After returning to eight years ago, before the Qin family goes bankrupt, the brothers only cares about their biological younger sister that died so terribly because of them. So what if she is talentless and stupid? She remains the apple of their eye, one they swear to protect and love! Just as the brothers take determined steps and find Pei Yunge… “My Yunyun got first place in the world championship again. What a good girl.” The refined and dignified man smiles charmingly. After her real identity is exposed, she is seethes with rage. She grabs the man and bites him. “Don’t even think about humoring me home.” The three biological brothers: “?” #What is with this strange development and wild man# [Doted on by everyone + Identity Reveal] [An extremely cool and foxy boss and a President wolf in sheep’s clothing]
4.7
1584 Chs
The national prince charming took first place again

The national prince charming took first place again

She, the tribe leader of the Miaojiang witch tribe, was reborn as a pitiful little girl that everyone could bully. She rose to power, brought her natal Gu, played in the entire business and entertainment circle, and became the national prince charming in the hearts of women. It was just that she accidentally seduced the diamond man who was ranked first on the diamond list She was doomed just like that! One day. "I have to do something. " She finished getting her equipment, and her face had a stern look. "Hmm? " The man raised his eyebrows slightly. "someone offered a billion dollars to buy your life. " "You want to avenge me? " The man thought to himself that his wife still loved him. "No, he offered a hundred million dollars for my life, but he offered a billion dollars for yours! " She pulled his collar. "I'm the real master, why am I so much less than you! So, I WANT TO SEND HIM TO HELL! " - The author's new article, "my movie Queen's a exploded! " ASKS FOR SUPPORT!
4.6
1520 Chs
Mr. President Dotes On His Wife Crazily

Mr. President Dotes On His Wife Crazily

Born with a silver in her mouth, she suffered a fatal betrayal. Not only did she lose her family property, but also her parents died a tragic death. Reborn, she won another chance and some superpower. This time, she would take back her everything and repay the last man she wanted to see in her previous life. He was the youngest major general in history and the most charming one among the presidential candidates. Now that she wanted to make up for it, he would never let her go.
4.3
1503 Chs
My 100-Day Secret Marriage With The Boss

My 100-Day Secret Marriage With The Boss

“Didn’t you want me to be with you when you bought me? I’m willing to do it!” said the cold business tycoon. He was unrivalled when he behaved like a bully. “You… You liar!” She was pissed. He set up this trap and lured her into it. Now, he blamed her. She could not tolerate it anymore. She wanted a divorce. “Fine.” Spoiling a wife had no limits. He accommodated her whims. “The corporation belongs to you; The house belongs to you; The car belongs to you; I belong to you.” Who is Ye Lanchen? An unbeatable business tycoon. Who is Ye Lanchen? An unpredictable, distant overlord. Who is Ye Lanchen? A devil who spoils his wife to the core.
4.6
1468 Chs
100 billion doted on

100 billion doted on

On the plane, a roar came from the broadcast. "Zuo Aiai, you still dare to run away for me? " She raised her voice. "The world is very big, I want to go out and take a look. " "You can go out, but I'm afraid you won't be able to come back, " the man said shamelessly. "Why? " Zuo Aiai blushed. "Get lost" "Your photo has been posted on the world's best-selling magazine! " The man said domineeringly. "according to your husband's popularity, there are countless women who want to kill you. For Your Safety, be good! Come home with me! "
4.6
1456 Chs
48 Hours a Day

48 Hours a Day

Growing up with eccentric materialistic parents who left him in the care of his grandfather for a job overseas, Zhang Heng had learned to adapt and be unfettered by the oddities and challenges in life. But he would soon learn the baffling truth about the world he thought he knew when one day at midnight time froze and he found himself in a world so quiet and still it was deafening. That night, he discovered that he had 24 hours more than everybody else and thus, marked the beginning of his adventures. The mysteries surrounding his newfound ability only deepened when a strange old man claimed to have given Zhang Heng that ‘gift of time’ and recruited the young man to participate in a cryptic ‘life-changing’ game on his behalf. Little did Zhang Heng know that accepting those terms meant embroiling himself in many versions of reality and exposing himself to the hidden secrets of the world—a decision he could never undo.
4.6
1449 Chs
Funny first day on the job stories. Share some?
3 answers
2024-12-04 15:59
Well, on my first day at a coffee shop, I was so nervous that when a customer asked for a latte, I accidentally poured espresso all over the counter. It was a total mess but everyone just laughed it off.
Share some first day on the job funny stories.
3 answers
2024-11-29 04:50
On my first day at a new job, I got lost in the huge office building. I ended up in the storage room instead of the meeting room for the orientation. I walked in and was so confused when I saw all the boxes. It was embarrassing but also quite funny later.
Can you share some funny cliche first day on the job stories?
1 answer
2024-11-28 04:00
Sure. There was a guy who on his first day, thought the office pantry was his personal storage. So he filled it with all his snacks and drinks. When people started looking for the shared items, they were so confused. He had to quickly clear it out, feeling really embarrassed.
What are some first day on the job horror stories?
2 answers
2024-12-13 10:12
One horror story is showing up to a new job in an office and realizing that no one was informed of your arrival. You sit there for hours while people just stare at you, not knowing what to do with you.
Funny first day of kindergarten stories
3 answers
2024-12-15 06:13
One funny story is that a little boy brought his pet turtle to kindergarten on the first day. He thought it was like show - and - tell every day. The teacher was quite surprised but let him keep it in a corner for the day. The turtle even made its way across the classroom at one point, causing all the kids to gather around and giggle.
First Day on the Job Horror Stories: Share Your Experiences
1 answer
2024-11-22 13:20
Well, on my first day at a new job, I was given a stack of papers to file. I had no idea about their system. I ended up filing everything wrong and it took days to fix. It was so embarrassing.
What are some common elements in funny first job stories?
2 answers
2024-11-06 15:39
One common element is making mistakes. Like in my first job at a bakery, I confused salt and sugar while making a cake. It tasted horrible but made everyone laugh. Another element could be strange customers. At my first job in a bookstore, there was a customer who always came in wearing a really outlandish hat and would ask for the most random books. And also, clumsy moments are common, such as tripping over something in the workplace." ,"Answer2": "Often, misunderstandings play a big role. For example, in my first job as a waiter, I thought a customer said 'no onions' when they actually said 'extra onions'. When the dish came out, they were so surprised but found it hilarious. Unfamiliarity with equipment can also be funny. I once worked in a photo - lab and couldn't figure out how to use the big printer properly, and the photos came out all distorted. It was embarrassing but funny in hindsight." ,"Answer3": "Well, newbie naivete is a common thread. When I started my first job at a flower shop, I thought all the different types of roses had the same price. So when a customer asked for a very rare type of rose, I quoted the wrong price. My boss had to come and correct me. It was so embarrassing but also quite funny. Another common thing is dealing with odd co - workers. At my first job in a factory, there was a co - worker who always told really bad jokes while we were working, which sometimes made the work environment really comical.
Can you share some funny first job stories?
2 answers
2024-11-06 13:54
Sure. My first job was at a fast - food restaurant. One day, a customer asked for a special burger with a lot of crazy toppings. I was so nervous that I accidentally put ketchup all over my apron while making it. The customer laughed when they saw me and said it was part of the 'entertainment'." ,"Answer2": "Well, my first job was in a small office. There was this old - fashioned fax machine. One time, I was trying to send an important fax. I didn't realize I had put the paper in upside down. When my boss saw the result, he just shook his head and laughed. He said it was a classic newbie mistake. And from then on, I always double - checked everything." ,"Answer3": "I worked at a clothing store for my first job. There was a mannequin that we used to display the latest fashion. One day, I was moving it around and accidentally knocked it over. It made a huge noise. All the customers and my colleagues looked over. I was so embarrassed, but then we all had a good laugh. It was a really clumsy moment but also a funny memory from my first job.
What are some common elements in cliche first day on the job stories?
2 answers
2024-11-27 17:10
One common element is getting lost on the way to the office. It's a classic start where the new employee is running around trying to find the right building or floor. Another is the overly enthusiastic but slightly clueless new colleague who bombards you with too much information all at once. Also, there's often the meeting with the intimidating boss who seems unapproachable at first.
First Day on the Job Horror Stories: What Can Go Wrong?
3 answers
2024-11-22 13:25
One thing that can go wrong is getting lost in a huge office building. I spent half of my first day just trying to find my desk. It was a big corporate place and I had no map or guide.
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