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A 30-year-old Chinese NEET is reincarnated into the body of an otaku that choked to death on instant noodles. As he comes to grips with his new life, he realizes that this world is subtly different from Earth. The denizens of this world are far better looking, and this new world also possesses futuristic technology as well as mysterious Yin Yang masters! After reincarnating, he realized that he was endowed with a miraculous game-like system, which enables him to increase his own stats and transcend the limits of the human body. This system even has a game-breaking ability to save and load in real life! In this new world that’s akin to a 2-D game, he just wants to enjoy life and head for a glorious future... However, he is quickly embroiled in a complex plot. Can he unlock his true potential and utilize his system to break the shackles that confine him and discover the truth about his previous body’s circumstances? Note: This novel have an open ending with multiple possibilities, all fans are welcome to imagine an ending together.

She was forced by her husband and his mistress to jump into the sea and commit suicide, only to be rescued and taken care of by the jerk's uncle for seven years. He had become her backer and protected her meticulously. For seven years, no one dared to look down on her. Her reputation was tarnished. She had a miscarriage and divorced before. The scumbag ex-husband was also his nephew. On the other hand, he would not marry anyone other than her. He did not care about rumors and barbaric words, and for this, he did not hesitate to go against the entire clan. … Initially, she thought that the most tragic thing in life was to love the wrong person. Later on, she realized that it wasn't. It turned out that the most tragic thing was that you finally found true love, but at that time, you were covered in wounds. She was as cold as ice and he was passionate as fire. She had persisted for seven years, and so had he. In the end, she still lost to that persistent flame and agreed to marry him. However, the night before they were about to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get their marriage certificate, she woke up and returned ten years ago. That year, she was in the prime of her youth. She was still as beautiful as ever, and her youth was not wasted. That year, he was handsome and promising. She looked at herself in front of the mirror and silently cried. "Uncle, this time, I'll give you the best.”

Getting thrown into a volcanic mountain? Stalked by bloodthirsty creatures? Hunted by people who love pitchforks and fire? Finding yourself participating in a ghost festival? This was normal. Well, at least, according to Huang Zhihao a.k.a. Mastermo, the world’s most famous and beloved pro-gamer. A hardworking youth whose first love was gaming. At an age, where he should be dating and attending business parties with his father, you’ll find him holed up in his room, enjoying his favorite game: T.I.A.D. He had always aimed to be at the top of the pro-gamers list and now that he had achieved that goal, he had a new ambition: To beat the Gamemaster of T.I.A.D. An online RPG released with the help of VR technology, a game that became an overnight sensation because of its marketing strategy. A simple strategy where they gave out a cash prize of a million dollars to anyone who stands first at winning the game. All you have to do is beat the Gamemaster, an unknown man who is respected by all and has also, unfortunately, become the target of their weapons. Unexpectedly, Huang Zhihao had fallen in love with the anonymous Gamemaster whom he had to kill! Join Zhihao on his journey where he fights monsters, meets new people, unravels many plot twists, and finds love. "It was.....you??" Zhihao asks in shock, as if, he hadn't guessed it already. -Filled with adventure. -A slow burn. -More story-based -Filled with fluff (Try not to die from the sweetness) -no smut lol For the rest, you can read the story and find out. It won't disappoint \(^~^)/

A Collection Of Various M-Fiction’s, Hentai-Fics, Smut-Fics. Chapters in this story will have its own contained story, and I will endeavour to post a new one up for everyone to read.

So I've been playing this shitty dating game along with my friend. Why is it shitty? Well, none of the damn endings are happy! You're destined to get a sad ending no matter what choices you make. But for some reason, we couldn't stop ourselves from talking about it or searching for some other ending. Ah... but I guess it doesn't matter since both of us died saving some random people we never met. ...Wait, why did I reincarnate into the villain of the shitty dating game? And my friend reincarnated as the hero? Is this... a good thing? Fuck, Nathan why are you beating yourself up? We need to make a real plan here!

# rapiddevelopment Chen Yan’s 100th blind date went a little off tangent. He arrested his blind date. … His blind date said, “Since we are on a blind date, let us be frank with each other.” She continued, “Your salary is too low and your house is small. To be honest, if it wasn't for your good looks, our date would probably have ended here.” Clearly, she was not very satisfied with Chen Yan’s condition. She suggested, “Let’s do this. You put your house under my name and ask your family to get me another car worth half a million. Then, we can consider working this relationship out.” Chen Yan was a little hesitant and shocked. This girl was even more direct and materialistic than he had imagined. She said, “You don’t have to spend a cent to put your house under my name. As for the car…to be honest, that amount is only worth a month of my salary.” She chided, “You are hesitant even when asked to do such simple things. You are such a miser.” She concluded, “Humph. I have no other business with you. I shall take my leave now.” Chen Yan’s blind date put on an arrogant expression. She had announced the final outcome of this blind date. However, Chen Yan felt that it might be a little too rushed to end his 100th blind date just like that. He said, “Missy, it is debatable whether I am a miser. However, you can’t leave now even if you want to.” She retorted, “Why? As a police officer, do you plan on hounding me? Or do you want me to settle the bill? Ha! Waiter, bring me the bill!” Chen Yan could spot the contempt from his date’s arrogant gaze. Hounding her? Getting her to settle the bill? “You don’t have to settle the bill,” said Chen Yan expressionlessly as he took out a pair of silver handcuffs. He continued, “Please stand up and put your arms around your head. You are under arrest.” … [Ding! Congratulations on completing your 100th blind date. The Strongest Police System has been activated.] [Ding! Congratulations on arresting one of the principal offenders of a cybercriminal group. As a reward, the gene lock on your olfactory receptor has been unlocked.]

"I transferred here not because I wanted to die, but because I wanted to kill you guys!" One of the most cringe-worthy lines, Aryan has ever spoken when biting his tongue.  Aryan Shreyashi, a reclusive otaku, dies in an accident but is given a second chance at life when he's reincarnated into the world of his favorite anime, Date A Live.  When he meets the Goddess of Reincarnation, he makes some bold requests, including a desire to be the strongest in his new life.  The goddess warns him that his new life won't be exactly as he imagined, but he nonetheless accepts the challenge.  Follow Aryan on his journey to discover if he can truly live freely in his new world and achieve his ultimate goals. Chapter update: - Lemme be selfish for a moment. The more comments I receive on chapters, the more frequently the chapters will be released. Hehe.

Various short sex stories taken from different sources, most don't belong to me but to their respective authors

Two girls wake up one morning with the same thought: "Today, I'm going to confess!" Kanako Nakatomi and Haruna Endo are both in love with the boy they grew up with, Akio Miyashita. But when the two girls confess to him at the same time, Akio has a different proposal: He'll go out with one of them after one year. The catch? For that year, Kanako and Haruna have to date each other instead?! Cover art by Glocerio Baprima (Baprima-07) Completed.

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