A little boy was at his first wedding. After the ceremony, his cousin asked him, 'How many women can a man marry?' The boy thought for a while and said, 'Sixteen.' His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. 'How do you know that?' 'Easy,' the little boy said. 'All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.'
Autumn is the time when the geese fly south. One day, a group of geese were flying in a V - shape. However, one goose seemed to be daydreaming and flew in the wrong direction. It took a while for it to realize and hurriedly caught up with the group. This little incident made for a funny and quick autumn story.
Once, my little cousin was learning to walk. He was so excited and tried to run too soon. All of a sudden, he tripped over his own feet and fell forward right into a pile of leaves. He just lay there for a second, then started giggling. It was really funny.
A little boy went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and thought it was a tuxedo - wearing duck. He started quacking at it, trying to make friends. The penguin just stared at him blankly, which made everyone around burst into laughter.
Here is one. There were three friends who decided to start a band. They called themselves 'The Mice'. But they couldn't find a place to practice because everywhere they went, people were like 'We don't want mice in here!' They finally realized they should have named themselves 'The Three Cool Guys' instead.
Once upon a time, there was a little mouse named Mickey. He lived in a hole in the wall of a big house. One night, Mickey decided he wanted a midnight snack. He tiptoed into the kitchen. But as he climbed onto the counter, he slipped on a banana peel. He went sliding across the counter and landed right in a bowl of pudding! Mickey was all covered in pudding, but he just laughed and started eating the pudding right there. Then he scurried back to his hole, a very happy and messy little mouse.
There was a parrot in a pet store. It was always making fun of the other animals. One day, a snake slithered by and the parrot said, 'You're just a long worm!' The snake hissed back, 'Well, you're just a noisy feather duster!' The whole store burst out laughing at their little spat.
Once, a cat chased its own tail. It thought it was a strange little creature. The cat spun around and around, looking so confused. It was really funny.
There was a cat who thought she was a chicken. She walked around the yard, clucking and scratching at the dirt like a chicken. The other cats thought she was crazy, but she didn't care. One day, a fox came into the yard. All the normal cats ran away, but the 'chicken - cat' just stood there. The fox was so confused by this strange creature that he ran away instead. The cat then went back to her clucking and scratching, still convinced she was a chicken.