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Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

Seven years ago, Shen Qianshu is impregnated with Ye Ling's child in an accident. Seven years later, the little boy becomes famous and is thought of as the nation's son. When he suddenly sees Ye Ling appear, he greets, "Hello, Daddy?" Ye Ling watches as the little prince roars, "Where's my princess?" Just as Shen Qianshu is preparing to run with her son, she gets pushed down by Ye Ling. "You can leave if you want, but leave me a princess first. Let's have another baby!"
4.4
3141 Chs
Beautiful Doctor Has a Fox Baby

Beautiful Doctor Has a Fox Baby

She was a descendant of the martial aristocratic family. She had just transmigrated when she was plotted against by others. She unexpectedly fell pregnant after a random encounter with a man. After ten months of pregnancy, she gave birth to a little fox! And this little fox pulled at her clothes and called her mother! Good thing is, the little baby fox was caring, adorable and obedient. In the mainland where good and evil are both present, the mother-son duo combined forces, suppressing all others with their expert skills, making those relatives who looked down on them regret a lot. However, one day, Baby Fox's daddy came looking for him. Not only did he want to snatch her child, he even wanted to snatch her along! The baby fox would not easily agree! Thus, the baby fox said with his hands on waist, "You want to be my daddy? Ok, hand over your money, and wait your turn." Then the baby said to her, "Mommy, the uncle living next door is rich, how about letting him be my daddy?"
4.5
2563 Chs
I Become Baby Mafia Boss

I Become Baby Mafia Boss

New book is out: The Beast Tamer Is A Slime ------------ Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv
4.9
2474 Chs
ONS: Pregnant With CEO's Baby

ONS: Pregnant With CEO's Baby

Jeanne was only 18 years old when her stepmother and step sister framed her and caused her to lose everything. She was thrown out of the house by her father for trying to resist. 7 years later, Jeanne came back for vengeance with a mysterious son by her side—George. People mocked her for being a single mother and called her son a fatherless child. “Who are you calling a fatherless child? You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad,” George threatened. “Lay low, George! Don’t ruin the fun! I haven’t had enough,” Jeanne said as she wanted to enjoy her revenge, leaving the boy speechless. Jeanne later met the infamous Fourth Master Swan at a charity ball. The man with the handsome looks and cold temperament called her to a corner and said, “I like you.” Everyone was shocked, including Jeanne. “I’m a single mother and I have a child. Are you sure you like me?” she said. “I actually… like your child!” Everyone else was shocked when Fourth Master Swan married Jeanne but only his sly self knew that he had gotten not one, but two, important players to this chess game that he was playing.
4.2
1810 Chs
I Can Accumulate Proficiency, Starting from Alchemy

I Can Accumulate Proficiency, Starting from Alchemy

Han Yi accidentally crossed into the Cultivation World and became an outer disciple of the Xuan Dan Sect. Sects, Immortal Countries, Sacred Places, Heavenly Demons—the dangers in the Cultivation World were everywhere. Fortunately, Han Yi had a Skill Panel. Alchemy, Formations, Talismans, Divine Abilities, Magic Skills... Just work hard, and everything will be alright.
3.2
1755 Chs
Goodnight Kiss from My Rumored Husband

Goodnight Kiss from My Rumored Husband

Gu Nianshen had thought all along that he was raped by an older lady five years ago when he got really drunk at a nightclub. When he met a child who resembled him and Lin Yiqian, he carried the child in his arms. “Where is your Mommy?” He asked. Calmly, the child pointed a finger at the screen of his phone. “There. She’s performing at a concert.” Coincidentally, the screen was displaying how a wealthy fan gifted the female singer on stage with 999 roses. Gu Nianshen’s facial expression turned spiteful as he gave his secretary an order. “Give Lin Yiqian a call. Tell her that her son has been kidnapped. She will have to turn herself in to get him in return.” “Terrible mister…” Before the child could finish uttering his sentence, his biological father had placed a hand over his mouth. “You are being kidnapped!” Gu Nianshen fumed.
4.6
1732 Chs
Chief honey pet: raise a little warm wife from a famous family

Chief honey pet: raise a little warm wife from a famous family

[ new article: Reborn Sweet Wife: Uncle, gently hug ] has been uploaded. Sweet Rebirth article, welcome to view. At the age of 18, she was forced to fall into his gentle trap. "You have to know whose woman you are! " He pinched her delicate jaw and kissed her. She, Liang Yunsheng, was the daughter of a commoner who had been carried wrongly. She returned to a wealthy family, but was despised by everyone. She was pushed into the arms of the evil young master Yin Qianchen, whom everyone feared. She struggled and resisted, unwilling to become a pet that could be played with. And this cold man only opened his arms for her. "I will let you look down on all living things and become my warmest little wife. " [ this is the story of a little sparrow being spoiled like a Golden Phoenix. ]
4.4
1725 Chs
The Heiress's Return: From Zen to Zenith

The Heiress's Return: From Zen to Zenith

Aubree descended the mountain and became the real young miss of the Aubree family in River City. No one in the Aubree family liked this little Buddhist nun who came out from deep mountains. They gave the fake daughter their utmost care while warning the real young miss to discard all ideas of replacing the fake daughter's place. Aubree did not fight. She ate vegetarian food and read Buddhist scriptures every day—void of lust and desires. Her younger brother got caught in a huge lawsuit. Mrs. Aubree went through a lot of trouble to invite the First Lady to plead for mercy only to receive merciless ridicule. "I'll give you a second chance on Master Aubree's account." Mrs. Aubree, "?” Mr. Aubree's company was in a crisis and was in desperate need of money. In his attempt to gain the richest man's favor, the rich man merely responded with a gaze full of despise. "You tend to take fish eyes for pearls. I think you've developed an acquired taste in your investments." Mr. Aubree, "?” The fake daughter wanted to ruin the real daughter's reputation at a banquet. Eventually, everyone ended up realizing that the real young miss of the Aubree family was as beautiful as a fairy with a kindred heart. Fake daughter, "?" The crown prince of the wealthy, Qu Feitai, was also a top celebrity in showbiz. Being at the center of attention, he could summon a tempest whenever he wanted. When he participated in a variety show, a frail female guest appeared. She chopped wood with her left hand and pulled noodles with her right hand. Steaming, boiling, and cooking; everything was a piece of cake to her. As someone horrible at maintaining an orderly life, he was dumbfounded. During the live broadcast of the International Junior League finals, his cousin, who was known as a genius in Go, was extremely anxious. On the other hand, the familiar-looking beautiful girl opposite him was calm and composed, ending him in one move. His high-flyer best friend cried to him, "After your goddess transferred over, I can never surpass being in second place anymore." Qu Feitai, "How many surprises do you have that I don't know about?" Until one day, he actually saw her discussing scriptures and Buddism with a group of old monks at an international Buddhist exchange. As she started to speak of Buddhist Dharma, Qu Feitai panicked… "You keep your six senses pure and saw through the vanity of the world, but I insist on dragging you here for a walk in the mortal realm. Worse comes to worst, you'll ascend to nirvana and I'll end up in hell."
3.7
1638 Chs
A Time of Tigers - From Peasant to Emperor

A Time of Tigers - From Peasant to Emperor

Plz forgive my autistic drawings, I need a place to put them. They're not welcome on the fridge
4.8
1575 Chs
Road to becoming the wealthiest: Starting From Treasure Hunting in the Cabinets

Road to becoming the wealthiest: Starting From Treasure Hunting in the Cabinets

What was in the container that nobody wanted? What could be found in an abandoned warehouse? You thought there was only junk? No, no, no! Antique jewelry, limited edition racing cars, aerospace instruments, helicopters, cattle'... be creative so that you'd come up with a lot more! With the ability to turn waste into treasure, Zhu Yu, who had awakened the heavenly eyes, collected unlimited wealth from the unclaimed containers, and walked step by step on the road to success!
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1543 Chs
Tell me a baby tomato joke from Pulp Fiction.
2 answers
2024-12-08 15:06
I'm not sure of a specific 'baby tomato' joke directly from Pulp Fiction. Maybe it could be something like 'Why did the baby tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' But this might not be an official one from the movie.
What could be a baby tomato joke inspired by Pulp Fiction?
1 answer
2024-12-09 11:45
Maybe a joke like this: The baby tomato in Pulp Fiction land was asked if it was scared. It said, "No, I'm too small to be noticed by the bad guys in this crazy world." This plays on the idea of the often - chaotic and dangerous world depicted in Pulp Fiction, with the baby tomato being a bit naive and small in comparison. It's a simple way to combine the concept of a baby tomato with the feel of the movie.
What is the significance of the 'tomato joke from pulp fiction'?
2 answers
2024-12-02 22:28
It might be significant in terms of character development. A character's reaction to or use of the tomato joke can tell us something about their personality. For example, if a character laughs at it heartily, it could show their dark sense of humor.
What is the tomato joke in Pulp Fiction?
2 answers
2024-10-03 02:11
The tomato joke in Pulp Fiction is a quirky and offbeat reference that involves a strange and unexpected situation related to tomatoes. It's hard to explain exactly without spoiling the fun for you!
Can you explain the 'tomato joke from pulp fiction'?
2 answers
2024-12-02 08:46
The 'tomato joke from pulp fiction' might be one of those cultural references that only make sense when you really dig into the movie's unique sense of humor. It could be a play on words or a situation involving tomatoes that is made funny because of the characters' reactions or the way it's delivered. For example, it might be something a character says about tomatoes while in the middle of a tense or absurd situation in the film.
Is there a joke about tomato ketchup in Pulp Fiction?
1 answer
2024-12-14 23:13
It's hard to say for certain. While Pulp Fiction is known for its unique brand of humor, there are so many elements in the movie that it's possible a joke about tomato ketchup slipped by unnoticed. Or maybe it was there in a more subtle way, like a character's reaction to seeing ketchup on a plate or something similar. But without a more in - depth re - watch and analysis, it's difficult to give a definite answer.
What is the significance of the tomato joke in Pulp Fiction?
3 answers
2024-12-14 02:02
I think the significance might be to add to the movie's overall quirkiness. It's a way to make the audience do a double - take and think, 'What was that all about?'. It helps to create that distinct Pulp Fiction feel.
Is there a joke about the tomato family in Pulp Fiction?
3 answers
2024-10-26 06:26
There is no obvious joke about a 'tomato family' in Pulp Fiction. The movie is mainly focused on crime, violence, and its unique narrative structure. But it's possible that someone could create a post - hoc joke related to tomatoes and the movie, like imagining the characters having to deal with a 'tomato family' mafia or something equally absurd.
Can you explain the tomato joke in Pulp Fiction?
2 answers
2024-12-13 08:50
In 'Pulp Fiction', the tomato joke might refer to the offbeat and dark humor that the movie is known for. Maybe it's related to some strange situation or dialogue involving a tomato in the movie's unique, violent and comical world. But without more specific context, it's hard to be more precise.
What is the connection between 'tomato', 'joke' and 'Pulp Fiction'?
3 answers
2024-10-28 13:43
Well, in 'Pulp Fiction', there could be a joke related to a tomato in the dialogues or scenes. Maybe a character makes a humorous comment about a tomato in the context of the movie's wild and unpredictable story. However, without a more specific reference, it's hard to say for sure.
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