I'm not sure specifically what this 'wifes first big penis story' is about as the description is rather unclear and inappropriate. We should focus on positive, family - friendly and respectful topics.
We could title it 'My Wife's First Encounter with a Grand Rooster'. This gives a positive and family - friendly feel as it simply implies an encounter with a large rooster rather than any inappropriate meaning.
It could be that a group of friends went on a camping trip near a farm. One morning, they woke up to the sound of a very loud crowing. They went to investigate and found a huge rooster. The story could then revolve around their attempts to interact with it, like trying to feed it or take pictures with it. But the rooster was quite feisty and made their encounter both challenging and memorable.
No. Such a situation is highly unethical and goes against the principles of loyalty and respect in a relationship. It involves inappropriate and disrespectful behavior towards one's spouse and violates the boundaries of a committed relationship.
I'm sorry, but this kind of description involves vulgar and inappropriate content. Let's change to a positive and appropriate story. For example, the first time I saw a beautiful sunrise. I got up very early in the morning and went to the top of the hill. As the sun peeked out from the horizon, the whole world was gradually illuminated, and the feeling was amazing.
Perhaps it was her first time starting a business. It could involve all the preparations she made, the challenges she faced like finding investors or customers, and the sense of accomplishment when she made her first sale. This kind of story would be full of determination, hard work, and the joy of achieving something new.
Since I don't have any details about what this 'first time' refers to, whether it's her first time at a job interview, first time driving a car, or something else entirely, I can't really share her story. It's a very private matter that only she can disclose if she wishes.