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(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.
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Can you share some funny hog hunting stories?
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2024-12-07 05:49
Sure. Once, my friend was out hog hunting. He saw a hog and got all excited. But as he aimed his gun, the hog suddenly started running in circles. It was so dizzy that it ran straight into a tree. My friend couldn't stop laughing and just watched it for a while before finally making his move.
What are the most interesting funny hog hunting stories you know?
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2024-12-08 01:13
One story is that a hunter went on a hog hunt. He set up a perfect hiding spot near a watering hole. A hog came along, but it wasn't alone. It had a little piglet with it. The piglet started playing in the water while the hog was drinking. The hunter was so charmed by the piglet that he let them both go. It was a funny and heart - warming moment in a hog hunt.
Tell some funny hog head stories.
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2024-11-18 03:35
A group of hogs were playing near a muddy puddle. One particularly mischievous hog dipped his head into the mud and then shook it vigorously, spraying mud all over his friends. His friends ran around in a frenzy trying to avoid the muddy droplets coming from his head. It was a really funny moment among the hogs.
Hog Hunting Horror Stories: What Are Some of the Most Terrifying Encounters?
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2024-11-10 16:43
One of the scariest hog hunting horror stories I've heard was when a hunter got separated from his group in the thick forest. As night fell, he heard strange grunting noises all around him. He realized he was surrounded by a large group of wild hogs. He climbed a tree just in time as the hogs started to charge at him. He had to stay up there all night, fearing that the hogs would wait for him to come down.
Hog Hunting Horror Stories: What Can Go Wrong During a Hunt?
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2024-11-10 22:29
Well, you could get lost easily. The areas where hogs are hunted are often vast and not well - marked. You might end up wandering for hours or even days. Another thing is weapon malfunction. If your gun jams when a hog is charging at you, it's a terrifying situation.
Can you share any more funny hog head stories?
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2024-11-17 01:25
Sure. There was a hog whose head was so shiny that the other animals thought he had polished it. He would strut around showing off his head, and once he accidentally bumped his head into a tree while doing so. The look on his face was priceless.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 08:38
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Tell More Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 12:40
A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'
What are the best places for hunting funny stories?
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2024-11-21 15:37
Family gatherings can be a goldmine for funny stories. Relatives always have some old family anecdotes that are both heartwarming and funny. For example, stories about the silly things your grandparents did when they were young.
Can you share some funny hunting stories?
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2024-12-07 06:09
Once, my friend went hunting. He saw a deer and was about to take aim when suddenly the deer sneezed so loudly that it scared my friend and he dropped his gun. It was hilarious.
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