funny christmas poems stories

Here is a funny Christmas poem. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But then Santa arrived with a big, noisy clatter, dropping presents and nearly breaking the platter. He tripped on a toy left right in his path, and his 'ho ho ho' turned into an 'oh my gosh!'.

One funny Christmas story could be about a little angel who was assigned to help a clumsy shepherd find his way to Bethlehem. The angel kept getting distracted by the beautiful Christmas lights in the sky. As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in the stable so meek, Jesus lay sleeping, no crying or peek. Angels watched over, with a heavenly look, In this Christian Christmas, from the Good Book.

One funny Christian Christmas story could be about a little angel who accidentally mixes up the gift list for the children. So instead of getting toys, some kids get a bunch of feathers! As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in Bethlehem fair, all the animals were gathered with nary a care. The star shone so bright, like God's love's own light, leading the wise men through the dark of the night.

A funny Christmas poem could be: Christmas bells are ringing bright, in the snow that's such a sight. The elves are dancing all around, making toys without a sound. But one elf tripped on a toy train, and tumbled down in such a pain. His hat went flying in the air, and all the other elves just stared. Then they all started to laugh, and that was the end of that little gaffe.

Here's a story: a group of church choir children decided to put on a nativity play but all the animals in the play started making the wrong noises at the wrong times. It was chaos but also very funny. A poem: 'Christmas bells ring, for the new born King. Jesus came to save, our souls to engrave. In the Christian lore, this is what we adore. A holy Christmas, forevermore.'

Sure. A funny Christmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, except for the cat, chasing that string! It adds a humorous twist to the classic. As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was priceless.

Sure. A funny Christmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, except for my cat who knocked down the curtain. He chased his tail round the Christmas tree, making a mess of the presents for all to see. As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally dyed Santa's beard green instead of white while trying to be helpful with the Christmas preparations.

A funny Christmas poem: Santa's sleigh is quite a sight, with bells that jingle day and night. But once a bird made a nest, right on Santa's big round chest. He didn't notice at first, and when he flew, the bird was in a tizzy. 'Oh Santa, please don't be hasty!' Santa just chuckled and said, 'My friend, you can stay until the end.' This made the reindeer grin. For they thought it was quite a din. In terms of stories, there was a time when the elves tried to make a giant Christmas present for Santa. But they miscalculated the size and it blocked the whole workshop entrance. They had to dismantle it piece by piece while Santa watched and laughed.

A funny Christmas story could be about a family that accidentally decorates their Christmas tree with the dog's toys instead of regular ornaments. They don't notice until Christmas morning when the dog tries to retrieve his toys from the tree, causing chaos and lots of laughter.

Here's a poem: 'At Christmas time, the bells do chime. For Jesus' birth, it's a grand design. The sheep were counting, one, two, three. Waiting for the Savior, for all to see. In the Christian faith, it's a mystery.'. Story: There was an old lady in a small church who always made the Christmas cookies for the parish. One year, she accidentally added salt instead of sugar. But instead of being disappointed, everyone laughed and said it was a new 'Christian' way to remember the tears of the world that Jesus came to save. And they still ate the cookies with a smile.