i need a new bum and other stories

After finally dying in the arena amidst a dystopian world, I was reborn into a new one. With unfamiliar faces all around me and a new identity as Jay Cadmium, I will become a powerful binder to support my family and protect what I hold dear. ——— Notice: This story is based on the popular webnovel and webcomic The Beginning after the End. Both stories start the SAME and only diverge later on. I'd highly recommend reading The Beginning after the End if you haven't already: https://tbatenovel.com/ ——— Discord: https://discord.gg/PjVE96NTEg

Layland Kleinhaus (17) suffers from hypogonadism that makes him less "manly" on top of having a girly face. He is bullied because of it, but he always remains strong ... At least, until he can't bear the betrayals and sufferings anymore. Filled with rage, indignation, and the lust for blood, he decided to end the life of his tormentors along with the bystanders before taking his own life. Alas, in the middle of his deed, a mysterious being intervenes the act by summoning him and the rest of the bastards he is killing to another world. He curses his bad luck for not being able to fulfill his revenge because of it, but much to his surprise, there is something much better than having his revenge waiting for him. "Layland... Be a Demon King." Thus, his journey of becoming the unparalleled Demon King begins. --- Those who know me are already in the know of my "condition"—minor dyslexia. So, if you find any misspell or 'wtf does this even mean' words, I hope you can pardon me from the insult, and notify me instead. --- Disclaimer: The picture in the cover is originally titled "Final Judgement," which is posted on DeviantArt by CREADFECTUS.

"W-what are you doing?" Eli was shocked as she saw the handsome man, his upper body glistened in the morning light, drenched in sweat as he firmly held a massive axe. "Wife! Good morning! The wood is ready to keep you warm for the winter ahead!" The man proudly pointed towards the massive mountain of firewood he just finished chopping. “Heavens! Did you chop every tree in the whole forest?!” Eli felt her head ache. "We are still in the middle of spring!" -- She was a salary woman. For her, career was just the only way to survive in this cruel world. Being a housewife was far from reality as bills kept haunting her bank account. When she suffered a plane crash in one of her business trips, she dejectedly lamented not experiencing the simple joys women used to experience in her age. However, a young woman's soul came begging to her, to use her body in another world so that her unborn child could live. In exchange for continuing to live, the task was to give birth to the young woman's child and be the coolest mom evarrrrrr! --- A transmigration story. However, our protagonist Eli, has to transmigrate into a pregnant woman's body. Facing the woes of a pregnant single mother, while surviving in a world where magic and evil exist, will she even successfully go through motherhood as a single parent? ...or will she need to have a hubby by her side after all? -- This is my first work and only signed in webnovel. Please do not post it to other sites T_T thanks! -- Cover Art by talented Iris Enj Come give her some love in IG and FB @iris_enj (Iris Enj) Follow this auntie potato on instagram @randompotato21

God? reincarnation? multiverse? what?! WTF god is spinning a roulette! Ding! congratulations! you can choose a world of your liking. Ding! lineage randomly chosen. Ding! time line randomly chosen. Ding! power/abilities randomly chosen. Good Luck!

Synopsis/Summary: This is a story where the MC chooses an unorthodox path to immortality... Follow the journey of Qai, born in the family of hunters, who dreams big as he gradually aids his family to establish a cultivating clan. *************** What to expect: • Original narrative • Gradual story progress • Realistic strength development • Reasonable skill system • Neither OP nor weak MC • No cliché sect joining • No endless tournaments • No multiple chapters on a single fight

Are you bored of perfect MCs who just know what to do at any turn and do it perfectly without any prior experience on whatever they do? Probably not, they can be pretty cool. Well, read the story of an average Joe who was brought into a world of fantasy and turned into a skeleton without his consent! -- What happens if some silent type from work you don't quite like happens to be a wizard and kidnaps you, brings you to a new world and turns you into a skeleton to do his bidding? Join the journey of Kai Litt, a regular salaryman who was turned into a skeleton to be the fuel for a new type of undead. So what happens, then, if the wizard botched the job and you still have your mind, but also only 12 hours before you turn into a pile of ashes? Concept art: Coeus / Alpay Berk

Shawn is reborn and returns to the period where he had just started his internship. Furthermore, he gets lucky and obtains a system. He is able to spend something called “Karma Points” to look into the choices present in another person’s mind and control that! [Name: Erina (Female), Favorability Score: 10] [1. That gaze of the boss of the shop looks lecherous, I should quit.] [2. The shop I work at night is a little far away, I should take a shortcut.] [3. I’ll have to work overtime until midnight a few days later, it would be nice if I have a friend who would work with me…] Immediately, Shawn helps her choose option three! “Beauty, do you want to take up the part-time job together?”

Weiss obtained the Dream Invasion System. He could infiltrate the dreams of others and collect Dream Points. He could use the Dream Points to level up, draw for prizes, or exchange them for items! He could even enhance his genes! He… is the Lord of Dreamland! "Ding, you spent 1000 Dream Points to enhance your constitution..." "Enhancing... your constitution has fully leveled up. You have obtained the title [Indestructible]!" "Ding, you spent 1000 Dream Points on a high-level lucky draw..." "Congratulations to the Lord Of Dreamland. You have obtained a [Romantic Luck Card]!" "Ding, you spent 1000 Dream Points on a lucky draw and obtained a [Luxury Mansion worth 300 million USD]!"

Fang Chen was transmigrated to a parallel world where he received a Deduction System. With the system, he could deduce everything that existed in the world. After learning how to use the system, he decided to deduce the Art of Mighty Tiangong on a hunch. Three months had passed since the deduction had begun, and nothing had changed. Just as Fang Chen was starting to think that the system was a hoax, a stream of energy appeared in his body. He could cause immense damage with a flick of his finger or shield his body with an energy shield. He then started to deduce all sorts of martial arts, from the Art of Absorption to Art of Deathproof, Art of Spiritual energy, and more. A lot of time had passed since then, and he finally achieved a celestial body state. However, just as Fang Chen was pondering what to do next, a drunk beauty stumbled into his room…

All she wanted was to convince Qin Zhan, a well-known patisserie, to join her in her new restaurant. But, everyone who she had sent returned with bad news: Rejected! Rumor has it that Qin Zhan quit life as a reputable chef to stay in the small town and run a small noodle stand. No matter how much anyone offered to hire him, Qin Zhan had rejected every one. No! That man would not even hear a word before he showed everyone to the door. Since everyone she sent returned with no good result, Gu Xin Ye had no other choice but to do everything herself! Just as Gu Xin Ye thought that she will be able to convince Qin Zhan with her persuasion skill and charm, a misunderstanding led her to work for Qin Zhan instead, as his helper! ----- Illustration: kirinlukis ----- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. A Lifetime with You 3. You're My Only Star 4. The Dragon Beside Me 5. Love So Sweet 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance