funny rude joke stories
What are the most popular funny rude joke stories?
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2024-12-17 02:30
A joke goes like this: A student asks the teacher, 'Can I go to the bathroom?' The teacher says, 'Sure, but first say your ABCs.' The student starts, 'A B C D E F G...' and the teacher interrupts, 'Whoa, what are you doing?' The student says, 'You told me to say my ABCs before going to the bathroom!' This has a bit of rudeness in the student's misunderstanding and how it catches the teacher off - guard in a comical way.
Can you share some funny rude joke stories?
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2024-12-16 01:22
Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.
Thanksgiving Funny Joke Stories
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2024-12-01 18:54
Here's one. A turkey says to another turkey on Thanksgiving, 'I'm a little worried.' The other asks, 'Why?' The first one says, 'Well, all these people keep talking about stuffing!'
a funny joke
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2024-09-18 22:42
I can tell you some funny jokes!
Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all.
There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.
Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all.
A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think."
Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.
A funny joke
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2024-09-16 13:48
Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?"
The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?"
The first bear said,"No, I mean that tree."
It was a simple joke, but it showed how conversations between characters in web novels often led to misunderstandings and confusion.
Funny sex joke stories to share
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2024-12-05 05:35
Another one is about a bear. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' It's a clean and funny joke.
Thanksgiving Funny Joke Stories for Kids
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2024-12-02 00:50
A kid at the Thanksgiving table asks, 'Why does the turkey have such a big fan (its tail feathers)?' His dad answers, 'Because it doesn't want to get too hot while it's cooking in the oven!'
Funny short joke stories to share
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2024-11-21 22:00
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What are the characteristics of funny joke stories?
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2024-11-10 17:21
Funny joke stories usually contain elements of absurdity. Take the story of a fish that goes to a library and asks for a book on underwater cooking. It's so absurd that it makes people laugh. Also, they might play with language, like puns. For instance, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' This kind of wordplay adds to the humor.
Tell me some funny rude bedtime stories.
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2024-11-26 12:13
Bedtime stories are supposed to be positive and appropriate, so I can't provide 'rude' stories. However, I can tell you a funny bedtime story. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who was always very curious. One night, it thought the moon was a big cheese in the sky. So it tried to jump as high as it could to reach the 'cheese', which made its mother laugh a lot.
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