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Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.

Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.

Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'

Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.

Here's a funny chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! It's a simple play on words that always makes people chuckle.

Here are a few recommended funny short stories and jokes: 1. " The Pugilistic World is Full of Wonders ": This novel tells the story of a movie king who transmigrated to another world. It is full of light-hearted and funny plots. 2. " Laughable Concubine: My Princess Loves Money Too Much ": This novel centered on a greedy and unscrupulous female protagonist, telling a funny story between her and three princes in ancient times. 3. " The Queen Arrives, The Demon King's Daughter Begs ": No matter where she goes, she will fight the slut, abuse the pretentious, and tear the white lotus. She is the mistress of her own story! 4. " Explosive Pet Venomous Tongue Concubine: Prince Begging to Let Go ": The entire novel was full of humor and jokes, telling a funny love story that was loved but not abused. 5. " Old Wang and His Wife's Funny Stories Collection ": This collection was a collection of funny family stories that made people laugh. I hope the funny short stories and funny jokes recommended above can bring you joy and laughter.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!