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First Marriage, then love: wife, never divorce

First Marriage, then love: wife, never divorce

Five years ago, she replaced her twin sister to marry him who was burned beyond recognition and even became a eunuch. Five years later, when they met again, he pressed her against the wall in the corner A low voice sounded with doubt. "Is your daughter mine? " The corners of her mouth curled into a sneer. "Are you sure you have the ability to do that? " His originally cold face instantly turned into the darkness before the storm His voice was fierce and low as he growled, "woman, you are challenging me! "
4.6
2061 Chs
The First Store System

The First Store System

A strange store that sells everything suddenly appears in the town. The Owner of the store is a young man and anyone who tried to mess with him %$#@. The products of the store are expensive, yet the queue outside the store never stops. "So what, If you're an Emperor? I'll fight to the death with you if you try to break the queue." These scenes outside the store were daily occurrences. *** Join the Discord server, https://discord.gg/4nbaU7Cy *** The cover art is not mine. I have taken it from pinterest. Please contact me if it is your art.
4.2
1629 Chs
The national prince charming took first place again

The national prince charming took first place again

She, the tribe leader of the Miaojiang witch tribe, was reborn as a pitiful little girl that everyone could bully. She rose to power, brought her natal Gu, played in the entire business and entertainment circle, and became the national prince charming in the hearts of women. It was just that she accidentally seduced the diamond man who was ranked first on the diamond list She was doomed just like that! One day. "I have to do something. " She finished getting her equipment, and her face had a stern look. "Hmm? " The man raised his eyebrows slightly. "someone offered a billion dollars to buy your life. " "You want to avenge me? " The man thought to himself that his wife still loved him. "No, he offered a hundred million dollars for my life, but he offered a billion dollars for yours! " She pulled his collar. "I'm the real master, why am I so much less than you! So, I WANT TO SEND HIM TO HELL! " - The author's new article, "my movie Queen's a exploded! " ASKS FOR SUPPORT!
4.6
1520 Chs
Aristocratic Shocking Love: The First Lady

Aristocratic Shocking Love: The First Lady

He is indifferent but wise, a noble, soldier, an elite who calls the shots. She is a naïve girl who was reborn to punish sluts and destroy scums and most of all, to become a top notch designer! He isn’t used to innocent girls with sparkling eyes playing pranks on him. Her beguiling eyes have charmed him and he isn’t letting her go anywhere! Officer Yu narrows his eyes and says coldly, “I will definitely get you, even if I have to abduct you!" Designer Gu smiles lazily, “I don't need love in this life!" Officer Yu threatens to ban everything. “I am the one who gets to decide whether you need love or not!” A male lead who is cold and dominating but dotes foolishly on his wife!
4.1
1309 Chs
The First Order

The First Order

This is a brand new story. Survive the darkness, see the light There is no right or wrong, it just depends on which side you are standing on. To be a god, or to be a man. To be good, or to be evil. Just what is...the highest order of weapon that humanity has? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ After a great catastrophe struck, the world was set back many years and humanity started living in anarchy. With time, society started building up again and people were now living in walled strongholds and fringe towns across the land. Humans have also become distrustful and ruthless in an unforgiving society where the strong survive and the weak are eliminated. Growing up in such an era, Ren Xiaosu had to fend for himself. After an incident, he gained supernatural powers...
4.6
1260 Chs
Billionaire's First Doting Marriage

Billionaire's First Doting Marriage

Xia Yangyang receives her 20th birthday present by witnessing her boyfriend and her best friend in bed. The next moment, she ends up marrying the most eligible and wealthiest bachelor in the city, Gu Qichen. From then on, she levels up and becomes invincible. Xia Yangyang’s jerk ex-boyfriend tries to win her back, while her scheming friend plots against her. Mr Gu comes to her rescue and seeks revenge on her behalf. She has a vicious half-sister and a stepmother who makes things difficult for her. Mr Gu retaliates and teaches them a lesson. Everyone knows that Mr Gu is ruthless and cold-blooded. But no one has ever seen how he pampers and dotes on his wife…
4.3
1103 Chs
Mated at First Sight

Mated at First Sight

Making poison, studying poison, and playing with poison is her hobby and fascination. Saving people, killing people, and torturing people - those are considered her virtues and ethics. Indeed, she is a doctor - a term that might be more appropriately shortened to... physician! She has the medical code of ethics, yet lacks the empathy. Her patient care is purely dependent on her mood. An injury led to a fortuitous encounter, making two individuals completely unrelated to each other cross paths. Later on, as the woman became a military doctor... In their first meeting, she saved him from the brink of death. The location of his wound was "a wake-up call". And in their next meeting, when she offered - to devote herself to him! His response was: "I... am willing." She said: "I was actually just joking." For Mu Lin, there are only two types of people in the world: the sick, and the deceased. For Jing Chen, the world also only consists of two types of people: family, and soldiers. However, when he met her; when she met him, everything was bound to undergo chemical changes. Mini Theater One day, a dandy with an enchanting posture and seductive eyes said: "From now on, all of me belongs to you." This Poison Doctor, leaning forward revealing a slight smile, "Are you serious about what you said?" in a place he couldn't see, the silver needle in her hand flashed with a cold glint. Snapshot Theater In the future, the child asks: "Mommy, why was your taste so bad back then, choosing this daddy to be my daddy?" How contemptuous. Mu Lin: "This is a serious question, I need to think it over carefully." She definitely needed to think it over thoroughly. The child, full of high spirits: "Certainly this daddy is not your true love." The next second, an aria flies past, "Wife," came a voice filled with aggrievement. "Good." People only know that women are oblivious to Master Jing's eyes, but they don't realize that from their first encounter, her figure has already silently approached him. Some say that Mu Lin was taken down off her lofty pedestal by Master Jing, but Mu Lin wants to say, she did it willingly. [I'm incapable of writing a good summary, please refer to the main text for the story! Come and take the plunge!] Moreover: For recommendations check out my older works: [Overbearing Marriage: Cold wife of a wealthy family after rebirth] [Master Jing's colorful life: Doting on a spoiled wife] My new book [Art of Seduction: Master, hurry up and wear a condom] is looking for favorites.
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1032 Chs
Omni First Origin

Omni First Origin

The story follows a young boy named david aztlan who was once a normal human but now has become an alien race called the aztlanians who is trying to enjoy his long life to the very fullest by going on many fun adventure's and quests alike with his growing crew called the worst prodigy but in order to have his stolen freedom given back too him he has start by stopping the evil organization called the injustice order lead by king jester humane who is the last ancient human on the planet earth who is on a mission to exterminate the aztlanian race for good from planet earth david and his crew member's having no other choice decide to fight back fighting fighter's, monster's, alien's, and even gods themselves for a better and brighter future full of freedom and no restriction placed on them whatsoever.
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1022 Chs
Love at First Kiss

Love at First Kiss

Greg moved to America after his heart had been broken by his only girlfriend. He had the option to work from home (as an anonymous streamer) but all he did was reminisce about his first and only love that had been with him for only a short while. The day before an interview to TBC Company, he saw an accident and not thinking Greg rushed to the scene to save any survivors. That’s when he saw an Sophia walk out of the car and faint. Since his phone was dead he couldn’t call an ambulance but he could at least offer mouth to mouth resuscitation. He didn't know that he took her first kiss and she inadvertently fell in love with him. Will Sophia repair his broken heart and restore his faith in love? Join the roller-coaster. ------------------------------------------- cover is not mine 2 chapter a day 8:30 and 18:30 GTM+1 mass realese(5 chapters) depend from views: 100k - done 250k - done 500k - done 750k - done 1kk - not done .... there will be shown mature content- before it I will be warning on first words of chapter
4.6
1002 Chs
First Demonic Dragon

First Demonic Dragon

Carter Williams was your typical twenty year old loser. After a fight in the street leaves him unconscious he wakes up in the body of a young dragon in an entirely new world. Armed with a system to assist him and two beautiful wives to support him, Carter vows never to live his life hiding in the dark again as he seeks the title of dragon king. - Additional tag : Yuri Discord link is : https://discord.gg/q68P5JPnNz
4.5
810 Chs
Pap smear first time stories: How can one prepare for their first pap smear?
2 answers
2024-12-01 08:49
For your first pap smear, preparation is key. First, make sure you note down any relevant medical information or concerns you have. You should avoid using any vaginal creams or medications for a day or two before the test. It's also a good idea to empty your bladder before the exam. Mentally, try to relax and know that it's a normal part of women's health care.
Funny First Pap Smear Stories: Share Your Experiences
1 answer
2024-12-11 21:05
My first pap smear was a story full of misunderstandings. I thought I had to be in some sort of super - yoga - like position. So I contorted myself into this really strange pose on the exam table. The doctor came in and just stared at me for a second, then burst out laughing. She gently told me to just relax and lie normally. It was so silly of me, but now I can laugh about it.
Pap smear first time stories: What can one expect during their first pap smear?
1 answer
2024-12-01 02:22
Well, during the first pap smear, you can expect to feel a bit nervous. First, the doctor or nurse will ask you some medical history questions. Then, you'll be asked to undress from the waist down and lie on an exam table. They'll use a speculum to open the vagina gently so they can see the cervix. It might be a bit uncomfortable, but it doesn't usually hurt much. After that, they'll use a small brush or spatula to collect some cells from the cervix for testing.
First Pap Smear Horror Stories: What Are They?
1 answer
2024-12-14 09:45
One horror story could be about a miscommunication with the doctor or nurse. For example, not being fully informed about what to expect during the Pap smear. A woman might have gone in thinking it was a quick and painless process, but then faced unexpected discomfort or a long wait, which added to her anxiety.
Share your first pap smear stories.
1 answer
2024-11-27 06:11
My first pap smear was quite nerve - wracking. I was really nervous going into the doctor's office. But the doctor was very kind and explained the whole process clearly. It was a bit uncomfortable, but it was over quickly. After that, I felt a sense of relief knowing that it's an important test for women's health.
What Are Some Funny Incidents During First Pap Smear?
2 answers
2024-12-12 12:08
During my first pap smear, I was trying to be really brave. But I had this habit of fidgeting when I was nervous. I kept moving my legs around so much that the doctor had to keep asking me to stay still. At one point, she said 'If you keep this up, I might need to tie your legs down!' We both had a good laugh at that, and I managed to stay still after that. It was a funny moment in an otherwise nerve - wracking experience.
What are some first time pap smear stories?
2 answers
2024-10-25 09:06
Well, my first time was a bit nerve - wracking. I didn't really know what to expect. The doctor was very kind and explained the whole process step by step. It was a bit uncomfortable, but it was over quickly. I was glad I got it done for my health.
Can you share some funny pap smear stories?
1 answer
2024-11-09 10:37
Well, there was this woman who thought a pap smear was going to be like a normal physical exam. When the doctor started, she was so surprised by the procedure that she blurted out 'This is not what I expected!' in a really high - pitched voice. Everyone in the room had a chuckle.
Are there any funny pap smear stories from medical staff?
3 answers
2024-11-08 22:29
Yes. A nurse once told me that there was a patient who came in for a pap smear wearing the most elaborate and frilly underwear. It was completely unnecessary and looked really out of place in the exam room. The medical staff had a good laugh about it later.
Pap Smear Horror Stories: Are They Just Exaggerations?
2 answers
2024-11-22 08:09
Some might be exaggerations. Many times, the fear of the unknown makes people overemphasize what happened. A pap smear is a routine test.
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