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Married to the secret Australian Mafia Boss

Married to the secret Australian Mafia Boss

In the outskirt part of Sydney , a place where the Mafia are the government. There was a boy called Calvin. He is a final student at Brimford university Sydney , Australia.At twenty-nine he has achieved what an eighty years man cannot.He is a handsome guy and has a lukewarm personality not that cold , not that warm. He looked quite harmless meanwhile he is the leader and owner of "Leo GROUP" the most popular and dangerous mafia group in Australia. A group its name send shivers in people. A mafia group known for it ruthless operations , you are inviting death if you mess with them. He is basically a solitary person and don't interact much with people. He is also the top student in the whole school. Dorothy is a fresher who was mistakenly given a course she didn't want to study. All her attempts to change it were all in vain. To make matter worst the lecturers were all on vacation , the course was not an ordinary course. Accepting her fate she started looking for someone that will teach her the course. There was no one of could help her expect the lukewarm and isolated Calvin. Gathering all the courage she could muster , she approached him and told him her intentions.He agreed to help her but with a condition , he asked her to marry him. Due to her circumstances she agreed. Meanwhile , back in Highschool , Dorothy had it tough. Alexa Samson , Stephanie Wales , Marion Steve , Harold Evans , Jason Johnson and Raymond Levi were the devils in human form that made her pass through hell.They did all sort of things to her , even ganged up boys and raped her and they even recorded it. All these was because she testified against them about a young girl they buried alive. After Highschool Dorothy went to therapy to overcome the traumas and after one year she was better. And then she enrolled in the university , on her second year in the university , her enemies were transferred to her school basically all of them. To make matter worst , they are now top agents in a mafia group called "COBRA GROUP". They discovered Dorothy and continued from where they stopped not knowing they were inviting terror. What happens when Calvin finds out about them and starts dealing with them for touching his wife? What will be their fate? Follow me in this story and see all those that wronged Dorothy were made to eat the dust.
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What are the characteristics of funny Australian short stories?
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2024-12-12 08:58
One characteristic is the use of Australian slang. For example, words like 'mate' and 'bloke' are often used, which gives the stories an authentic Aussie flavor. This makes the stories seem more relatable and funny to those familiar with the culture.
What are the most interesting funny Australian bush stories?
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2024-12-15 02:54
One of the interesting ones is about a dingo that stole a camper's sleeping bag. The camper woke up to find the dingo running off with it. He chased the dingo, and the dingo led him on a wild chase through the bush. Eventually, the dingo dropped the sleeping bag near a waterhole, as if it was just playing a game.
Tell me some funny Australian animal stories.
1 answer
2024-11-22 13:42
The platypus has its own share of funny stories too. It is such an odd - looking creature. Once, a platypus was spotted waddling up a riverbank with a small fish in its bill. It seemed so proud of its catch, but then it dropped the fish and had to scramble to pick it up again, which was quite comical.
Can you share some funny Australian bush stories?
2 answers
2024-12-14 04:39
Sure. There's a story about a kangaroo that hopped into a bushman's camp and stole his hat right off his head. The bushman chased the kangaroo all around the bush, but the kangaroo was too fast. Eventually, the kangaroo stopped, put the hat on its own head, and just stared at the bushman as if it was teasing him.
Can you recommend some funny Australian short stories?
3 answers
2024-12-11 20:07
Sure. 'The Loaded Dog' by Henry Lawson is a classic. It's about a dog with a bomb that creates chaos among some miners. It's really funny with the dog's clueless antics and the miners' panicked reactions.
Can you share some funny Australian shepherd stories?
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2024-12-04 04:14
Sure. One time my Aussie shepherd chased its own tail for what seemed like hours. It was so funny to watch it spin around in circles, completely oblivious to how silly it looked. Then it finally caught it and just sat there looking proud as if it had achieved a great feat.
Can you share some funny Australian war stories?
3 answers
2024-12-03 08:49
One funny Australian war story is about the soldiers' creative ways of getting food during a lull in the fighting. They managed to 'borrow' some sheep from local farmers and had an impromptu barbecue. It was a bit against the rules but it lifted their spirits in the tough war environment.
Can you share some funny Australian Christmas stories?
2 answers
2024-11-12 08:54
Sure! One funny Australian Christmas story is about a family who decided to have a barbecue on Christmas day. As they were cooking, a curious kangaroo hopped into their backyard. Instead of being scared, they offered the kangaroo a carrot. It munched on it while they all laughed.
What are the most well - known Australian Army funny stories?
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2024-11-06 23:18
One well - known story is about a drill sergeant who had his boots polished by a new recruit. The recruit used so much polish that the sergeant slipped and fell when he first walked in them. Another is a story where soldiers were practicing camouflage and one soldier hid so well that his own unit couldn't find him for hours.
Can you share some Australian Army funny stories?
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2024-11-06 22:57
Sure. There was a story about a group of Australian soldiers on a training exercise. They got lost in the bush and ended up following a kangaroo, thinking it was leading them back to base. Eventually, they realized they were just going in circles.
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