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Stuck in a Chinese novel

Stuck in a Chinese novel

An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy!
3.7
306 Chs
A Tale of Chinese New Year Lovers: My Dragon, My Love

A Tale of Chinese New Year Lovers: My Dragon, My Love

"When Chinese New Year happens, that's the only time I get to see him." - AX Althea Xi, an orphan and a freelance article writer in most Shanghai mainland broadcasting and newspaper companies wanted to become a famous top author in China through an international competition that will end before the new year of 2023. She came up with the decision to use the 'The Legend of the Cursed Dragon' as her setting for her work, in which her deceased grandmother always told her when it was nighttime when she was just a kid. But fate turned the tables around when she has been disqualified from the competition as soon as she used the prohibited folklore. She used that opportunity to abandon the story that was etched through her mind for a long time by throwing the bejeweled box that she was forbidden to open to the Yangtze River. Her deceased grandmother had been guarding it since her teenage years, and she knew that the box and the legend had been bringing her a stroke of bad luck all throughout her life. But before she could even leave the river, she accidentally tripped through rocks and fell down on the deep waters. She swam upwards with all her might, but little did she know, she was being transported through the year 1904, where a Chinese New Year celebration was happening on the side of the river. --------------------------- A LITTLE EXCERPT: "I exude a powerful charm I never imagined that would save you." "It was because of the power of love we have on each other." He then claimed her lips in the middle of the rain while the rivers of the Yangtze River were evident. He held onto her waist after a while. And she scraped her fingernails on his hair. They both love each other, they both do. ---------------------------- DISCLAIMER: The characters portrayed in this drama are fictitious. Organizations, names, places, and situations are based on imagination. The story used Chinese New Year as a reference for the Chinese New Year contest, and no distortion of historical resources had been made. Only the parallels of the worlds had been used, and the reality of Chinese mythology had been inked through this novel. The cover's background rights reserved through Pinterest artworks. The text is made through the Canva website by the dear author.
4.9
205 Chs
What are the scariest episodes in Amerian Horror Stories?
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2024-11-12 14:49
Well, 'Game Over' is also quite terrifying. It has a lot of unexpected twists and turns. The characters are trapped in a deadly game, and the way it unfolds is really spooky. There are some really disturbing scenes that stay with you long after watching.
What are the characteristics of Amerian fiction?
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2024-11-06 11:52
Amerian fiction is known for its ability to adapt to changing times. It has evolved over the years. In earlier days, it might have focused more on frontier life or the founding of the nation. Now, it delves into modern problems such as technology's impact on society, race relations, and environmental issues. Many Amerian fiction works also have a strong narrative voice that draws readers in.
Who are the most memorable characters in Amerian Horror Stories?
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2024-11-12 13:57
There's also Scarlett. She has to face a lot of horror and mystery throughout the story. Her courage in the face of all the terrifying things that happen makes her stand out. She has some really emotional and intense scenes that make her a character you won't forget easily.
Who are the most memorable characters in Amerian Horror Story?
3 answers
2024-12-07 23:21
One of the most memorable is Jessica Lange's characters. For example, in 'Asylum' she played Sister Jude, a complex character who was both a strict disciplinarian and had her own dark past. Her performance was really captivating.
What are the most terrifying moments in Amerian Horror Story?
2 answers
2024-12-07 06:25
The Rubber Man scenes in the first season are quite terrifying. Just the sight of that figure lurking in the shadows is enough to send chills down your spine.
Ancient Chinese novels, funny short stories
1 answer
2025-01-04 22:38
Here are a few recommended ancient funny short stories: " Laughing Time Travel: The Princess Climbing the Wall " told the story of the female protagonist who transmigrated to become the owner of a down-and-out dance studio. Later, she actually became the concubine of the six kings and fought with the six kings. The plot was easy and funny. 2. " Palace Road " told a story with some funny elements to bring joy to the readers. 3. " Elegance of a Shu's Daughter: Master, Walk Slowly " was also an interesting ancient joke novel. These novels all had a certain amount of funny elements, and the plot was light and interesting. It was suitable for readers who liked ancient funny novels.
What are the characteristics of Chinese funny love stories?
2 answers
2024-12-14 14:07
They often involve cultural elements. For example, the use of traditional festivals or customs as a backdrop for the story. Like during the Lantern Festival, a boy and a girl might meet while looking for a special lantern, and some comical misunderstandings happen during this encounter.
What are some typical funny Chinese stories?
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2024-12-05 23:06
One funny story is about a Chinese chef. He was making dumplings and accidentally dropped a coin into the dough. When the dumplings were served, a customer bit into it and thought he had a toothache at first. After realizing it was a coin, everyone had a good laugh. This kind of thing often happens in a busy kitchen.
What are some popular Chinese funny stories?
2 answers
2024-11-24 18:58
Well, one popular one is about a Chinese student in a foreign country. He wanted to make dumplings but didn't know the English word for 'flour'. So he went to the store and asked for 'white powder'. Of course, he got some strange looks from the shopkeeper.
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