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The Walking Dead

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"What would you like to be? A toad, serpent, bench, signet, papyrus, pot of Cauldron? Say." What kinda crazy list was she making? How crazy she was. She couldn't even make any soothing and pleasurable form. He would take those as a message from a cherub in hell. "A necklace!" "So be it." She touch his erection (the closest thing to her) and he turned immediately into a necklace. A necklace with a green blob. She wore it around her neck and slid it into the path between the two enormous boobs. That was all Vulcan had ever wanted. That moment should never pass away... * * * Vulcan was a horror poet when he was alive. On the day when Myclops, the village priest was to dedicate the cave to Medusa, Vulcan got drunk. And in his subconsciousness, he was caught up into his fantasy. There he was met by Poseidon, the god of the sea, before a sea of glass. He was welcomed into his fantasy. There he was to act all the things he had written in his poems. It aint as easy as whichever way you are looking at it. Remember he was a horror poet. Enjoy his fantasy with him. How he met Medusa, several nymphs and fairies and discovered the secret of the wierd priest. He would fight Poseidon, Leviathan and maybe God too, because he wrote all those in his poems. * * * DISCLAIMER TO ALL THE READERS. ESPECIALLY TO THOSE WHO THINK THEY KNOW ALL. {APOLOGY IF THAT WAS RUDE} FROM CHAPTER 2 - 50 PERHAPS, THE USE OF WORDS IS QUITE REMOTE AND COULD BE A LITTLE BIT ANNOYING SINCE THE WRITER MADE AN EXCESSIVE USAGE OF "THE THIRD PERSON OMNISCIENT NARRATIVE TECHNIQUE". THAT IS, THE WRITER EXCESSIVELY PLAYED ON THE THOUGHTS OF THE CHARACTERS BY REPEATING AND REPEATING AND REPEATING WHICH COULD PRETTILY BE ANNOYING. THEREFORE, TO SAVE YOURSELF OF THE STRESS, YOU CAN SIMPLY START READING THE BOOK FROM CHAPTER 60 OR SO. DO NOT BE BOTHERED. YOU WON'T MISS OUT ON MUCH. IT'S A BOOK OF STAGES OF FANTASY. PLUS THE BOOK WILL EXTEND TO 1K CHAPTERS. SO, NO READER SHOULD GO TO THE REVIEW SECTION AND START COMPLAINING ABOUT REPETITION OF THOUGHTS OF THE CHARACTERS BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN DISCUSSED HERE. DO NOT DIMINISH THE REPUTATION OF THIS BOOK. READING IS BY CHOICE. PLUS, THE WRITER MIGHT FIND TIME TO EDIT THE MENTIONED CHAPTERS AND HELP THE READERS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO DO WITH THE EXCESSIVE PLAY ON WORDS. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AN ANCESTOR. TO BE FOREWARNED IS TO BE FOREARMED. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
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What are the most memorable funny dog walking stories?
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2024-12-14 22:22
One memorable story is about a Dachshund. While on a walk, it spotted a butterfly. It tried to catch it by jumping up and down like a little spring. Its long body bouncing was quite a sight. It kept chasing the butterfly until it finally lost sight of it and then just sat there looking confused.
Can you share some funny walking stories?
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2024-12-14 18:43
Sure. One time I saw a man walking his dog. The dog suddenly saw a squirrel and took off running, dragging the man along who was desperately trying to hold on to the leash. His hat flew off and his shoes came untied as he was being yanked around the park. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny dog walking stories?
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2024-12-14 17:35
Sure. Once I was walking my dog, a little pug. He saw a squirrel and was so excited that he started running in circles around a tree, but his leash got wrapped around the trunk multiple times. He ended up looking like a furry green Christmas ornament. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny sleep walking stories?
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2024-10-27 15:49
Well, I heard a story about a man who sleepwalked right out of his house. He was wearing only his pajamas and walked to his neighbor's front yard. There, he started mowing the lawn as if it was a normal day. His neighbor was really shocked when he saw him in the morning. Apparently, the man had no memory of it at all.
What are the most memorable funny walking stories you've heard?
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2024-12-15 08:53
A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.
Can you share some funny sleep walking talking stories?
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2024-12-02 20:24
Sure. One story is about a kid who sleepwalked into his parents' room and started giving a lecture about dinosaurs as if he was a paleontologist. He was using big words and making gestures. His parents were trying hard not to laugh and wake him up.
Are there any funny stories about mom walking around the house in panties?
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2024-11-16 03:40
There may not be positive or appropriate stories about this. We should promote a respectful and family - friendly atmosphere at home.
Funny sleep walking talking stories. Have you ever heard any?
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2024-12-02 19:41
Yes, I've heard a story about a sleepwalker who thought he was a famous singer. He walked into the living room in the middle of the night and started singing at the top of his lungs. His family was so startled but couldn't help laughing later.
What are some of the most interesting funny sleep walking stories you know?
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2024-10-28 16:41
I know of a sleepwalker who during an episode, went to the living room and started doing a strange dance. He was moving furniture around as if they were his dance partners. When he woke up, he was so confused seeing the living room in disarray. He couldn't believe he had done all that while asleep.
A funny story about yarn, harlot and walking for a beer
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2024-10-27 06:38
There was this harlot who usually didn't do much walking during the day. But one day, she decided to take a stroll. As she was walking, she noticed a store selling some really colorful yarn. She was so fascinated that she stopped to look. Just then, a woman passed by and said she was on her way to get a beer and invited the harlot to come along. They went to the bar and had a great time. The harlot told the woman that the yarn had made her day and the woman said the same about the harlot's company over the beer.
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