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iktomi and the boulder a plains indian story

The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

(Semi-Excerpt from Novel) Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen… ‘New Invitation to Group chat.’ “Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs. [New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.] “What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?” He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty. His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up. Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat. [Darth Vader has Joined the group.] [Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.] [Phoenix has joined the group.] [Dark Knight has joined the group.] Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing. -10 minutes later- I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling! The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.) Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.) The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.) Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!) The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.) Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…) The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.” The Dark Knight: (…) The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!) -12 hours later- Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked. “Holy shit I got paid!!!!” **************** Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this. Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed. Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)
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What is the significance of Iktomi and the Buzzard in the Plains Indian story?
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2024-10-31 12:30
Well, the significance can be multi - faceted. Iktomi, being a trickster, is often involved in various adventures and misadventures. When paired with the Buzzard in the Plains Indian story, it could be about how different forces in nature and the spirit world interact. The Buzzard, which is associated with death and decay in many cultures, might be a counterpoint to Iktomi's more mischievous nature, showing the balance in the world. Maybe it's also about how the Plains Indians perceived the relationship between different beings in their cosmology.
Can you tell me about the character of Iktomi in the 'Iktomi and the Buzzard' Plains Indian story?
3 answers
2024-10-31 08:35
Iktomi in this story is a trickster. He is known for his cleverness and his ability to get into and out of tricky situations, often through his wits and sometimes through deceit.
What are the key elements in Plains Indian creation stories?
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2024-11-03 18:34
The key elements often include the role of the Great Spirit. For example, in many stories, the Great Spirit is seen as the creator of the world, all living beings, and the elements. Another important element is the connection to nature. Plains Indians believed that they were an integral part of nature, and this is reflected in their creation stories where natural elements like the sun, moon, and earth play significant roles.
What is the moral of the king and the boulder story?
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2024-11-12 04:20
Well, in the king and the boulder story, the moral might be about perseverance. The king didn't give up when he saw the boulder. He tried different ways to deal with it. This shows us that in life, we will encounter big problems, but if we keep trying and don't be afraid of difficulties, we can find solutions. For example, if we have a difficult project at work or a complex study task, we should be like the king and keep working at it until we succeed.
What is the 'Boulder City Story' about?
1 answer
2024-10-31 07:25
Well, without more context, it's hard to say precisely. It could potentially be a fictional story set in Boulder City, perhaps involving the lives of the local people, their relationships, and the unique events that occur in that place. It could also be about a particular aspect of Boulder City such as its architecture, culture, or a significant event that took place there.
Who was the main character in the king and the boulder story?
2 answers
2024-11-12 04:47
The main character was the king.
Who can tell me the 'Boulder City Story'?
2 answers
2024-10-31 11:33
Locals in Boulder City might be able to tell you the 'Boulder City Story'. They have first - hand experience living there and would know a great deal about the city's history, culture, and events.
Does the Bookworm in Boulder carry manga?
2 answers
2024-10-05 07:33
I'm not sure. You might want to call them and ask.
Is High Plains Drifter a ghost story?
3 answers
2024-10-05 18:00
Yes, it can be considered a ghost story of sorts. There are elements of mystery and the supernatural that give it that flavor.
Is 'From White Plains' a True Story?
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2024-09-27 10:08
I'm not sure. It might be based on real events, but could also have elements of fiction mixed in.
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