funny ambien sleepwalking stories

Well, there was this woman on Ambien. She sleepwalked into her closet, put on all her winter clothes including a big furry hat in the middle of summer. Then she walked outside and was just standing in the yard, still asleep. Her neighbor found her and woke her up. She had no idea how she got there or why she was so hot in all those layers.

A person once took Ambien and sleepwalked into the bathroom. Instead of using the toilet paper, he used the bath towel to wipe himself. When he woke up, he was so embarrassed to find the towel all messed up. It was really a hilarious yet awkward situation.

Well, one story I heard was that a guy took Ambien and thought his dog was a talking parrot. He kept trying to have a conversation with it, asking it about the weather and if it liked bananas. His dog just stared at him in confusion while he was waiting for a response like a parrot would give.

One interesting story is that a man on Ambien thought he was a superhero. He put on a cape (which was actually just a towel) and tried to 'fly' off the couch. He ended up just falling on the floor but was convinced he had just taken a heroic dive to save the world from an invisible villain. His family found it hilarious when they saw him in the morning.

One person I know took Ambien and while half - asleep, they tried to have a conversation with their potted plant. They thought the plant was a long - lost friend and were sharing all their secrets. It was really hilarious when they told me about it the next day. They were so embarrassed but also found it quite funny in hindsight.

A funny sleepwalking - talking incident involved a man who believed he was a superhero during his sleepwalking episodes. He would run around the house, jump on furniture while talking about saving the world from 'evil pillows'. He'd shout things like 'I'll stop you, naughty pillow!' It was quite a sight. Another example is a girl who sleepwalked to the bathroom and started having a conversation with the mirror, thinking it was her long - lost sister. She was sharing all kinds of secrets with it.

Well, I heard a story where a guy took Ambien and thought he was a world - class chef. He started making the most elaborate 'meal' in the middle of the night using all kinds of random ingredients from the fridge. He even tried to make a 'cake' out of pickles and mayo. When he woke up in the morning, he was so confused seeing the mess in the kitchen.

There's a story about a guy who sleepwalked out of his house and into his neighbor's yard. He climbed onto their porch swing and started singing a lullaby at the top of his lungs. His neighbors were woken up by the strange noise and when they peeked out, they saw him just sitting there, still asleep, swinging gently and singing. It was hilarious when they told him about it in the morning.

Sure. One time my friend sleepwalked into the kitchen and started making a sandwich. He was completely asleep but was spreading peanut butter and jelly like a pro. When he woke up in the morning, he had no idea how the half - eaten sandwich got there.

There's a story of a man who sleepwalked into his garage, got into his car, and started honking the horn. His family woke up in a panic, thinking there was an emergency. But when they found him there, half - asleep and still honking, they couldn't help but laugh. He had no memory of it at all when he fully woke up.