funny dad birth stories

One funny dad birth story is about a dad who was so nervous during the delivery that he fainted right when the baby was about to be born. When he woke up, he saw his wife holding the baby and he was so embarrassed. Another one is a dad who accidentally locked himself out of the delivery room while running to get ice chips for his wife. He had to bang on the door until a nurse let him back in. And there was a dad who thought the baby would come out clean as a whistle, but when he first held the newborn, the baby pooped all over his new shirt.

One story is about a first - time dad who was so nervous during the labor that he kept pacing in the waiting room. But when he finally saw his baby, all his fears vanished. He was in awe and just stared at the little one with so much love.

One funny story is about a woman who went into labor during a family barbecue. She was calmly grilling sausages when her water broke. Instead of panicking, she just announced it casually and asked someone to finish the grilling while she went to the hospital. Everyone was a bit shocked at first but then sprang into action.

One funny story is about a woman who was in labour and the doctor told her to push. But she was so nervous that she started doing the wrong kind of pushing, like she was trying to push a heavy object instead of having a baby. She made such funny faces that the nurses couldn't help but chuckle.

One funny story is when a woman was in labor and the doctor told her to push. She was so focused on pushing that she accidentally let out a really loud burp in the middle of it. Everyone in the room burst out laughing, which actually helped her relax a bit.

Well, for me, it was a chaotic yet amazing experience. I was so nervous when my wife's contractions started. I fumbled with the hospital bag and almost forgot her favorite pillow. When we got to the hospital, the waiting seemed endless. But the moment I heard my baby's first cry, all the stress vanished. It was like a new chapter of life had begun right there.

When I was a kid, my dad tried to build a treehouse. He had all these grand plans. But in the end, the treehouse was so wobbly that it looked like it would fall apart any second. We all laughed about it and he said it was 'artistically unsteady'.

When I was at a school fair and about to ride a rickety old roller coaster, my dad inspected it thoroughly. He pointed out every little loose bolt and told the operator it wasn't safe for his 'precious child'. The operator was a bit annoyed but fixed the issues. Dad stood there the whole time to make sure I had a safe ride. It was both funny and heartwarming to see him be so protective.

Once, a new dad was trying to change his baby's diaper for the first time. He got the diaper on backwards and the baby just looked at him with this confused expression. It was hilarious.

Nervousness is a big one. First - time dads are often worried about their partner and the baby. There's also excitement, like a child waiting for Christmas. And a sense of responsibility suddenly hits them hard.