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funny head lice stories

The Entity in my head is Overpowered

The Entity in my head is Overpowered

"Hey, what would you do if an apocalypse were to suddenly happen?" Antoine asked. Such a harmless question, a question we didn't know would affect our lives. What exactly would you do if an apocalypse were to suddenly happen? "Oh you are referring to the movie we watched at Bella's right?" Javier asked excitedly, they began sharing ideas on how they'd stock up on food and secure their houses. "Did any of you stop to think what caused the apocalypse?" Melanie asked and they all looked at her "You are talking about stocking up on food, ammunitions, protecting yourselves and all that but what are you protecting yourselves from?" she added. "Is it a virus? Is it a bacteria? Is it a war? Is it Zombies? Is it an invasion?" "Javier, you want to rob a store and load up on electronic gadgets, how long do you think the power will last after you've surrounded yourself with tv screens, laptops and games, do you plan on eating them too?" Luella asked, "Eira you want food, what if the origin of the apocalypse was gotten from a bacteria in the food supply, or the water we drink everyday? How will you defend against that? You want to barrackade yourselves at home, what if it's an airborne infection? Will you stop breathing? What if its evolutionary?" As Luella spoke they all kept quiet till Isabella spoke up "Lance" she called out "Your nose is bleeding" she said, everyone looked to see Lance who was sitting among them bleeding from the nose. "Are you oka-" Nour who wanted to ask suddenly paused when Lance's head exploded. None of us thought we'd find ourselves in this condition, the day started normal, nothing out of the blue or strange happened. "Lance!!!" Nour yelled, she could hear her heartbeat loudly as everyone around her panicked. So why? Why? we asked ourselves, but the actual question we should have asked was HOW? In the span of less than 24 hours the world we knew crumbled, i lost everything that day, i couldn't even attend my mother's funeral, but the funerals after were beyond wild. I still ask myself from time to time, if i were to start again where would i want to be when it all started? At home with family? In church? Saying my last prayers... In a restaurant eating my favourite meal before something bites my face off? Or should i have joined Bella? Six feet under...
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Can you share some funny head lice stories?
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2024-11-01 08:49
Well, there was this time in summer camp. A boy got head lice and he was so embarrassed. But then he made up this whole story that the lice were his 'army' and he was their 'king'. He started giving orders to his non - existent lice soldiers, like 'Lice army, march to the left!' It made everyone laugh and took away the stigma a bit.
Can you share some funny lice stories?
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2024-11-30 02:43
There was a family that went camping. One of the kids got lice from sharing hats with another camper. But instead of being all gloomy, they made it into a game. They pretended that the lice were spies from an enemy camp and they had to 'catch' them all. It was a hilarious way to deal with an otherwise not - so - pleasant situation.
What are some of the most hilarious things that happened because of head lice?
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2024-11-01 14:04
In my neighborhood, there was a kid who got head lice. His mom was so strict about getting rid of them. She made him wear a shower cap all day. He looked like he was an alien with a big, shiny head. He started doing these goofy dances with the shower cap on, pretending he was an alien disco dancer. That was really hilarious. Also, he told everyone that the lice were his 'alien friends' that his mom didn't like. His creative take on the situation made it a very funny story.
What are some funny things that can happen with lice?
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2024-12-01 02:04
At a sleepover, a girl found a louse on her pillow. She decided to draw a little face on it with a marker. Then she and her friends made up a story about the 'friendly louse' that was lost and looking for its family. It was a very creative and funny way to handle the situation instead of being disgusted.
What are some lice success stories?
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2024-11-28 00:47
One lice success story could be a school that implemented a strict lice screening program. By regularly checking students' hair, they were able to quickly identify and treat lice infestations. This led to a significant reduction in the spread of lice among the student body.
Tell some funny hog head stories.
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2024-11-18 03:35
A group of hogs were playing near a muddy puddle. One particularly mischievous hog dipped his head into the mud and then shook it vigorously, spraying mud all over his friends. His friends ran around in a frenzy trying to avoid the muddy droplets coming from his head. It was a really funny moment among the hogs.
What are some pubic lice horror stories?
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2024-11-18 04:22
Well, there was this person who traveled a lot and stayed in various hotels. Once, they got pubic lice from the bedding in a not - so - clean hotel. It was a nightmare as they were constantly itchy and uncomfortable. They tried over - the - counter treatments but it took a while to get rid of them completely. And then there's the story of a teenager who got it from sharing clothes with an infected friend. It was so embarrassing for the teen to deal with at school.
Three lice eat pigs
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2024-12-30 10:38
Three lice eat pig is a fable, from "Han Feizi said under the forest." The story was about three lice quarreling on a sow, and another lice passed by and asked the reason for the quarrel. The three louse replied that they were fighting over the fat part of the pig. The louse reminded them that it was the day of the wax sacrifice after the winter solstice. People were going to kill the pig, and they would be burned together. The three lice realized the problem and gathered together to feed on the pig's blood. Because it had been sucked too much blood, the pig became thin and weak. When it came to the wax sacrifice, people did not kill it. This fable tells us that we should look at the bigger troubles and not only focus on the small benefits in front of us.
Is chewing lice the same as mange?
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2024-10-16 05:17
No, they're not the same. Chewing lice and mange are two distinct conditions.
What are the most common themes in lice horror stories?
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2024-12-14 23:00
One common theme is the feeling of helplessness. People try different products but still can't get rid of lice easily.
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