smoking weed funny stories

One time, my friend thought he could talk to the plants while smoking weed. He started having a full conversation with a potted plant in the corner, asking it how its day was. It was hilarious as he really seemed to believe the plant was responding with its leaves rustling.

Once, my friend thought he could hide his weed - smoking from his parents by using a vaporizer in his bathroom. But he accidentally set off the smoke alarm. The whole family panicked, thinking there was a fire. When they found out it was just the vapor, he got in so much trouble. It was hilarious in a way.

Well, one of my friends thought it was like smoking a regular cigarette. He took a huge puff and then started coughing uncontrollably. His face turned red and we couldn't stop laughing.

Well, once my friend thought he was being super sneaky smoking weed in his room. But he didn't realize that the smoke alarm was also a carbon monoxide detector. It went off and his whole family came running. His mom was so mad when she smelled the weed. He just stood there with this goofy look on his face, not knowing what to say.

I went to a fair and there was a man trying to win a stuffed animal at a ring - toss game. He was so determined but had the worst aim. He ended up throwing the rings all over the place, even hitting the booth attendant by accident. We all had a good chuckle at his expense.

A friend of mine smoked some really strong weed and then decided to take a walk in the park. He saw a squirrel and started having a full - on conversation with it. He was talking about life and philosophy as if the squirrel could understand him. When he told us about it later, we couldn't stop laughing. He was so embarrassed but it was just one of those things that happen when you're under the influence. There was also an incident where a group smoked and then watched a really simple movie. But they were all so stoned that they found every little detail of the movie to be the most amazing and profound thing. They were gasping and laughing at things that normal people would just shrug at.

Well, I can't really promote or glorify smoking weed. However, some might say that their first time was in a group setting. They were curious and thought it would be a 'fun' experience. But then they quickly realized it wasn't as great as they thought. They had trouble concentrating and their eyes became red and itchy.

Well, once I was on a camping trip with friends. We found a beautiful spot near a stream. As we smoked weed, we started sharing our wildest dreams. One friend talked about his plan to travel the world on a sailboat. The smell of the weed mixed with the fresh air of the forest. We laughed so hard at each other's stories that night. It was a simple yet memorable moment of bonding.

I knew someone who had a bad first time smoking weed. Right after smoking, he got really nauseous. He threw up several times and had a terrible headache. His vision was blurry and he felt dizzy. It was not at all the 'pleasant' experience that some people claim weed can be. He never tried it again after that first awful encounter.

There was a person who smoked weed and then had a really bad panic attack. They felt like they were losing control, their heart was racing, and they couldn't breathe properly. It was a terrifying experience that made them never want to touch weed again. The paranoia that came with it was overwhelming. They thought people were out to get them and they were in a very unsafe environment even though they were just in their own home.