walmart funny stories

One time at Walmart, there was a guy who tried to steal a big flat - screen TV by hiding it under his coat. But the TV was so big that it made him look like he had a huge boxy hump on his back. The security guard spotted him right away and he ended up running into a display stand trying to escape. It was hilarious.

At one Walmart, they had a security guard who was really good at his job. One day, he saw a man acting suspiciously near the electronics section. The guard followed him quietly. When the man tried to slip a small camera into his pocket, the guard immediately came up behind him and said in a really deep voice, 'I don't think that belongs to you.' The man was so startled he nearly jumped out of his skin. It was quite funny to see his reaction.

Once, I saw a customer at Walmart trying to fit an enormous inflatable pool into a tiny shopping cart. The pool was half the size of the cart and sticking out all over. He just kept pushing it around, knocking things over, with this determined look on his face.

There was this Walmart associate who was working in the clothing section. A customer asked him where they could find a very specific type of shirt. The associate was so eager to help that he ran all over the store looking for it. After a long search, he finally found it in a completely different section than where he thought it should be. When he showed it to the customer, the customer burst out laughing at how out of breath and flustered he was.

There was a Walmart greeter who was known for his amazing animal impressions. One day, an elderly couple walked in with their little dog. The greeter made a dog barking sound that was so realistic, the dog started looking around all confused. It was hilarious and the couple couldn't stop smiling.

Sure. One story could be about a lost kid who was found sitting in a shopping cart full of toys, happily munching on a cookie he found in the aisle. Another might be a cashier who accidentally rang up a customer's hair as a vegetable because it was so long and got caught on the conveyor belt. And there could be a story of a man who tried to fit a huge inflatable pool through the checkout lane.

One highlight could be the time when a toddler started dancing in the middle of the store to the muzak playing. Another might be a customer who got their cart stuck between two displays and had to be rescued by an employee. Also, there could be a story about a group of friends who had a cart race in the empty aisles at night.

One funny story is about a guy who went to Walmart wearing a full knight's costume, complete with a shiny armor and a big plastic sword. He was walking around the aisles as if he was on a quest, and kids were following him in amazement. It was like he brought a bit of medieval times to the Walmart shopping experience.

A Walmart employee was helping an elderly customer find a particular brand of coffee. The store was out of that brand, but the employee didn't want to disappoint. So, he took the customer to the coffee aisle and started mixing different coffees together, explaining how he was creating a 'new and exclusive blend'. The customer was hesitant at first but then decided to give it a try and ended up loving it, saying it was the best coffee she'd ever had.

Well, there was this incident. A man at Walmart was looking for his glasses which were actually on his head all the time. He was asking the staff if they had seen them and was searching everywhere. When someone finally told him they were on his head, he just laughed at his own silliness.