funny poison ivy story

As a cultivator who once stood high above the clouds, gazing upon all beings, what path should Xiao Qiang tread upon in this unfamiliar world? Embark on a life of unrestrained cultivation, allowing his poison to ripple far and wide. Xiao Qiang envisions founding his own empire in this urban realm!

She was once the only wood type ability user in the world. She had space in her body, but she died in an accident at the hands of the Zombie King. She once more opened her eyes. She had become the Prime Minister's daughter of the Grand Xia Dynasty. However, the seemingly noble her was a piece of trash that one could bully. His mother was killed, his fiance was taken, and he even had to face the despair of being swept out of the house. How could she just sit on the wall and watch the 'revenge comes' she'd always followed? If her fiance was too trash, she would change him to a better one. If he tainted her innocence, she would destroy it. If he harmed her mother, she would wipe out her entire family! "Just as she was about to make it, a man stepped forward and pressed her down." My wife, now that the mundane business is over, can we proceed with our plan to build a man?

"There is a thin line between poison and medicine, and I shall make you dance on it!" Dead and reincarnated, Shen Bao finds himself in a world of cultivation, a world he only believed that existed in stories and books. With hopes of heights and abilities far than what the mortal man could ever dream of, he's given a new purpose in life, however, fate had other surprises in store for him. What should have commenced as a regular life in any reincarnation story, for Shen Bao everything turned upside down when he found out that he doesn't have the ability to cultivate...

Shocking! The seventh daughter of the Su family was supposed to marry the ninth prince after she found herself pregnant, but she ran away on the night of her wedding! Su Qian, a gifted doctor, transmigrated as the joke of the town? Let's watch how she'd take on the world with her daughter and reclaim everything that belonged to her! Did people say she was an ugly loser? How funny! She was skilled in both medicine and poison, and she could revive the dead. She could even manipulate five types of poisonous insects. Since then, people started claiming she was the source of all things evil. Anyone who went against her would eventually beg for forgiveness on their knees. She also had a son and a daughter to protect her. They pampered her in every way possible. "My mother is emotional. Please don't make her upset." After saying that, Su Qian's son beat a prince up for insulting her. "My mother isn't very brave. She's easily bullied." After saying that, Su Qian's daughter beat Su Qian's stepsister up and reclaimed the family inheritance on her behalf. One day, their father showed up and stopped them from entering the room. He stakes his claim, "I'll pamper my own wife. Step aside."

After the event humans had termed as the new beginning, people had received strange magical powers and beasts mutated, and the world changed in incomprehensible ways as the planet became bigger and monsters ran amok. Gideon is seen as a disappointment as he has a very weak poison affinity and is often mocked and bullied by his peers and was almost disowned by his parents on multiple occasions. But things change when he is about to die but then a strange green bead falls from a spatial crack and lands on his head granting his the poison system. The world will shake under his feet and the gods will tremble at his name. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cover art is not mine

Easily cowed and bullied, she was the useless, ugly woman with no talent in medical skills. Supported by millions, he was Tianning’s most respected duke with the power to move all under Heaven. On their wedding day the bridal sedan was carried to the front doors, but the Duke of Qin’s gates were shut tight. They told her, ‘Come back tomorrow.’ All alone, she walked step-by-step full of pride through the duke’s doors. Little could they imagine, this unattractive good-for-nothing was a beautiful, genius doctor of poisons! — After transmigrating to the past, poisons expert Han Yunxi finds herself on the verge of being married off to the country’s second most powerful man, the Duke of Qin. Her future life seems set–except her husband is an unfeeling ice block, her in-laws think she’s a eyesore, the empress dowager wants to use her for her own goals, and poison-related plots abound. Alone, the intelligent (and sensible) Yunxi must carve her own space from the intricate web of court intrigue and the jianghu, relying on her words, wits, and wisdom to survive. Adapt when necessary, use force when required; to survive and thrive is the name of the game to a prosperous life. No matter what, she’ll prove her right to live! Author: Jie Mo

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

The Immortal’s Poison is a modern wuxia novel, written by Cataclysmic Bean. This is the story of the young man Wen Leyang, born into the family with an expertise in the cultivation of the Art of Poisons. The enemy may not always be evil, and someone evil may not necessarily be the enemy. However, one thing is certain. Wen Leyang is a frank and honest young man, a delightful hero who possesses a kind disposition towards any living creature. Learn about his journey as he embarks on an adventure of cultivating into an immortal.

[Volume 1: Dante Blackthorn] When Anastasia and her sister Marianne are captured and shipped across the seas by pirates, they become commodities to be sold in a distant land. Marianne is taken as a courtesan, while Anastasia barely escapes a terrible fate by pretending to be mute. She is forced into the lowest ring of servants at the royal palace, where she endures a life of servitude and creates beautiful artwork to mask her pain. Despite years passing, Anastasia has never forgotten her sister's promise to return to their family together. However, with her movement restricted and the guards vigilant, escape seems impossible. When Anastasia comes into contact with the Forsaken Prince, her life spirals out of control and she triggers a Crux of incredible proportions. Now battling her own inner demons while navigating the treacherous politics of the royal court, Anastasia must confront the truth about her sister's fate and make a choice that could alter the course of an entire kingdom. [Volume 2: Emily Blackthorn] Princess Emily's life takes a turbulent turn when she is rejected, leaving her heartbroken and her soul at the brink of corruption. In a desperate bid to save herself, she journeys to the West. Enter the Storm Prince, a charismatic archdemon with striking blue eyes, with a saint-like smile. Emily had hoped she'd seen the last of him, but fate has other plans. As if her soul dying isn’t enough, someone wants to steal it! Caught between the suitors and the haunting nightmares that have plagued her since childhood, Emily begins to see Raylen in a new light. The blue-eyed demon may not be the monster she once thought.

[Volume 1 : Dante Blackthorn] Lorsque Anastasia et sa sœur Marianne sont capturées et emmenées par-delà les mers par des pirates, elles deviennent des marchandises destinées à être vendues dans une terre lointaine. Marianne est prise comme courtisane, tandis qu'Anastasia échappe de justesse à un terrible destin en prétendant être muette. Elle est contrainte au plus bas échelon des serviteurs au palais royal, où elle endure une vie de servitude et crée de magnifiques œuvres d'art pour masquer sa douleur. Malgré les années qui passent, Anastasia n'a jamais oublié la promesse de sa sœur de retourner ensemble dans leur famille. Cependant, avec ses mouvements restreints et la vigilance des gardes, l'évasion semble impossible. Lorsque Anastasia entre en contact avec le Prince Déchu, sa vie bascule hors de contrôle et elle déclenche une Crux d'incroyables proportions. Désormais en lutte contre ses propres démons intérieurs tout en naviguant dans la politique perfide de la cour royale, Anastasia doit confronter la vérité sur le sort de sa sœur et faire un choix qui pourrait changer le destin d'un royaume entier. [Volume 2 : Emily Blackthorn] La vie de la Princesse Emily prend un tournant tumultueux lorsqu'elle est rejetée, laissant son cœur brisé et son âme au bord de la corruption. Dans une tentative désespérée de se sauver, elle entreprend un voyage vers l'Ouest. Entre en scène le Prince de la Tempête, un archidémon charismatique aux yeux bleus, avec un sourire semblable à celui d'un saint. Emily avait espéré ne plus jamais le revoir, mais le destin en a décidé autrement. Comme si voir son âme se mourir ne suffisait pas, quelqu'un veut la lui voler ! Coincée entre les prétendants et les cauchemars hantant qui l'ont tourmentée depuis l'enfance, Emily commence à percevoir Raylen sous un nouveau jour. Le démon aux yeux bleus n'est peut-être pas le monstre qu'elle pensait.