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Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.
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Can you share some funny hunting safety stories?
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2024-12-07 15:21
A young hunter was learning about firearm safety. His father had told him not to point the gun at anything he didn't intend to shoot. During a practice session, he accidentally pointed the gun upwards when a squirrel ran across his feet. His panicked expression was hilarious but it also emphasized the importance of safety training.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 08:38
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
What are some of the funniest hunting safety stories you've heard?
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2024-12-07 21:59
I heard about a hunter who was setting up his tent near a hunting area. He was so excited that he forgot to check for any dangerous animals' nests. As he was hammering in a tent peg, he almost hit a snake's nest. Luckily, the snake slithered away. It was a scary yet funny moment that taught him to always check the area for safety first.
Can you share some funny safety stories?
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2024-12-10 01:50
Sure. There was a guy who always forgot to wear his safety goggles while using power tools. One day, a small piece of wood flew up and hit his glasses, which he had just put on by chance that day. Saved his eyes! It was a lucky reminder of safety rules.
What are the most memorable funny safety meeting stories?
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2024-12-09 23:33
There was a safety meeting at a mine. A miner told how he got lost in a not - so - big mine section once. He was following the safety signs but somehow ended up in a storage room. He thought he had discovered a new part of the mine and started yelling for help. When they found him, everyone laughed. It was funny because it showed that even with safety signs, people can get confused.
What are some typical funny Christmas safety stories?
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2024-11-21 14:12
At a Christmas market, there was a man dressed as an elf helping with the crowd control. He was standing near a small ice - skating rink. A little girl who was skating too fast lost her balance and was about to crash into the elf. But the elf, in an attempt to avoid getting hit, slipped on the ice himself and landed on his bottom. The girl managed to stop just in time and they both ended up laughing. This is a story that combines Christmas spirit, safety around skating, and humor.
Tell More Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 12:40
A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'
What are the best places for hunting funny stories?
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2024-11-21 15:37
Family gatherings can be a goldmine for funny stories. Relatives always have some old family anecdotes that are both heartwarming and funny. For example, stories about the silly things your grandparents did when they were young.
What are the most interesting funny safety stories you know?
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2024-12-10 20:27
There is a story about a fireman. He was training new recruits. During a drill, he told them to always check their oxygen tanks. One recruit didn't listen carefully. When they entered the'smoke - filled' building (it was just for training), the recruit's oxygen alarm went off. He started panicking. But it turned out he just forgot to turn off the alarm test mode. Everyone had a good laugh, but also learned a serious lesson.
Can you share some funny safety meeting stories?
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2024-12-09 18:22
Sure. Once in a safety meeting, the safety officer was demonstrating how to use a fire extinguisher. But instead of properly aiming at the 'fire' (which was just a fake setup), he accidentally sprayed the extinguisher all over himself. Everyone burst into laughter while he stood there covered in white powder.
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