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(The main story has ended!! A 1v1, sweet and clean romance novel) Shen Chuwei suddenly travels back to ancient times to become a neglected concubine of the Crown Prince. She thought it was the beginning of a leisurely life of eating and drinking, but unexpectedly, she ends up being deeply pampered by the aloof Crown Prince. Lady Xu: "Shen Fengyi, you'd better know your place. Tonight is my turn to serve His Highness." Shen Chuwei says: "The Crown Prince is yours, I promise I'm just here to freeload." That night, Shen Chuwei was kept in the Crown Prince's room~ Lady Chang: "The Crown Princess is mine. You can't even dream of sharing her." Shen Chuwei replies: "I'm not interested." Later on, not only does Shen Chuwei become the Crown Princess, but she also gives birth to a pair of twins. The Emperor and Empress are in a scramble to pamper them, guaranteeing a smooth ride to victory. * All the women in the East Palace vie to become the Crown Princess through their cunning and devious methods, yet all of these are clearly seen by Xiao Jinyan, who has the ability to read minds, causing him to avoid them. That is, until he sees a small 'salted fish', sweet-talking and soft-bodied, just to his liking, "You will serve me tonight." As a freeloading 'salted fish', she trembles in fear: "Your Highness, I'm still too young."

Falling for his warm touch despite his usual coldness, she loved him only to be disappointed and betrayed in the end. When love turns to darkness, it festers to be poisonous and consumes the soul. The naïve Arabella evolved. *** “Thank you for becoming my wife,” was her cold husband’s last words before he died, coupled with a smile that had never before graced his lips. Not on their wedding day. And not even at the birth of their only child. Emperor Ferdinand, someone Arabella loved so much, killed their son. She became a villainess and vowed revenge for her beloved child. For a decade, she used everything she could to make Ferdinand pay. Until finally… he fell to ruin! With her revenge complete, Arabella's life soon ended with her dead husband in her arms. But fate wasn’t done playing with her. All of a sudden, she was back two decades ago right after their wedding. Was it a curse or a blessing? It didn’t matter. Because there is only one thing she needed to do. “I will ruin you in this lifetime too!” This was her hateful promise to herself upon realizing she was reborn. But in her second life, Arabella was unexpectedly bestowed a gift to uncover the truth. Who was wrong and who was right? Only time will tell.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

[A twist on rebirth novels + mind-reading + lying flat + variety show live streaming + girl group + becoming the richest by losing money + hilarious and satisfying story] The big shot Li Zhi in the quick transmigration world discovers that her luck has been stolen by the supporting female character. Restart, Li Zhi returns to her days in the girl group, only to find herself being heavily criticized online. Li Zhi, the protagonist, smiles faintly, knowing that life is long and she can slowly expose the scum and slap their faces. Unfortunately, during the first group variety show live stream, Li Zhi experienced morning sickness! The father of her child, who follows the internet connection, is Jin Jingsen, the main antagonist of the novel with a twisted mind due to his disability. Facing the absurdity of her rebirth, Li Zhi acts as a loser, while the supporting female character and the pitiful male lead insist on helping her rise. Facing the difficult situation, Li Zhi lies flat, but her teammates possess extraordinary abilities and become popular one by one. Facing the unexpected inheritance of her grandmother’s 99.9 billion fortune, which requires her to lose money to get, Li Zhi finally rose up! As a result, the losers she supports become top stars, and the flop dramas she invests in become explosive hits. Li Zhi: I am so miserable. My husband is the villain who constantly uses mind-reading to reveal my true identity. I want to lose money, but he secretly invests for me. I want a divorce, but he goes crazy and locks me up! The cold-hearted villain, with tears in his eyes, presses Li Zhi against the wall: Zhizhi! I am wrong! I will lie flat like you from now on! Will you take care of me?

Coming to the world of special forces, I bind the reading assist system, and reading can become stronger. Read “Captain Buttocks” to extract the super soldier serum and have a super physique! Read “Wanted Order” and become an invincible gun god, with bullets turning automatically! Read “Animal World” to get super eagle eyes, spider induction, ant great power… Read “The Legend of Bruce Lee” to get a god-level fighting skill! Reading “Jin Gu Wen Liang” internal force can be through the mysterious! Until one day, Lu Yu accidentally finished reading “The Art of War”. This time the bull is big, and he is listed as the most unprovoked god of war by all countries. Foreign Army: He is the strongest warrior. There is no war he cannot win in this world. He is the Eastern God of War-Lu Yu! “I love reading, and reading loves me!” “I feel flustered without reading a day!” “System, what about the “Fights Break Sphere”…”

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Feng Fan, a high school senior with dreams of becoming a successful Xianxia web novelist, never imagined his life would turn into the very story he aspired to write. Summoned to another world alongside his entire class, he finds himself thrust into the White Crow Sect, a place for cultivating immortality. However, his talent for Qi Cultivation is deemed the lowest possible. Just as despair threatens to consume him, Feng Fan discovers his unique cheat ability: Mind-Reading. Armed with this secret ability, he maneuvers through schemes, outwits his enemies, charms beauties, and ascends the heavens! “Feng Fan, do you dare to steal my legacy?” Third rate-villain 1 “Feng Fan, you bastard, you stole my wife! I’ll erase your clan from existence!” Third rate-villain 2 “Please, improve your plans, I can see your schemes from miles away!” Feng Fan. #comedy #cultivation #yandere #tsundere #transmigration #r18 #faceslapping #harem Disclaimer: This is a COMEDY cultivation novel, the comedy is the main point. NO ntr, NO yuri — Reviews, Golden Tickets, Power Stones, and Comments encourage me to write more. Thanks for all support!

Jiang Xiaobai's mobile phone had a reading software called Golden House. As long as one read books, one could get various rewards. "Congratulations on reading 100,000 words and getting 10 million in cash." "Congratulations on reading five books. You've obtained the honorary title of 'Beginner's Glimpse' and the reward of the primary Sanda grappling technique." "Congratulations on reading one million words and getting one billion in cash." "Congratulations on reading ten books. You've obtained the honorary title of 'Well-read' and the reward of one hundred years of internal strength cultivation." ... "Congratulations on opening the mall. Limited-time purchase: Ten-second Perspective Talisman, Hundred-times Strong Pill, Instant Recovery Pill, Time Stopping Card..." ... He was the most knowledgeable scholar in the world, the scholar with the most personal wealth, the scholar with the strongest martial power, and the scholar with the most beautiful wife... Millions of journalists around the world were enthusiastically surrounding him, asking for the secret of success. He gently touched the head of his daughter who just returned from the third space of the universe in a star destroyer and said slowly: "Read more books. Knowledge is wealth. Knowledge is power. Knowledge is the source of all success!"