funny but gross stories

Once, my friend thought he was eating chocolate pudding but it was actually cat food that his naughty cat had knocked into his bowl. He took a big spoonful before realizing it!

I remember going to a hotel where the toilet had a self - closing lid that made a really funny whooshing sound. Every time someone used it, we would laugh at the sound. It was like a little entertainment in the bathroom.

Well, once in a school cafeteria, a kid put a whole lot of ketchup on his plate to make it look like blood. Then he pretended his chicken nuggets were body parts. He started making really dramatic scenes about a 'crime scene' at the table. It was super gross when he started 'examining' the 'body parts' with his fingers but also really funny.

Sure. One time my friend was at a picnic and a seagull flew over and pooped right on his sandwich. It was so gross but also kind of funny because of his shocked face. He was so excited for that sandwich and then it got ruined in the most unexpected and yucky way.

Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.

Once upon a time, a girl put on her shoes without looking inside. She felt something squishy. It turned out a small frog had hopped in there. When she took her shoe off, the frog jumped out right onto her nose. It was a very short but funny and gross moment.

I heard about a girl who was wearing a light - colored dress on her period. She sneezed really hard and, well, let's just say there was an unexpected 'accident'. It was super embarrassing for her at that moment, but when she told her close friends about it later, they all had a good laugh. It's one of those things that can be really gross but also funny in the right context.

Once, a girl was at school during her period and she accidentally sat on a white bench without realizing her period had leaked a bit. When she got up, there was a small red mark. She was so embarrassed but her friends quickly helped her out by covering it up and making jokes to ease the situation.

Once I saw a dog chasing a skunk. The dog thought it was just another furry animal to play with. But when the skunk sprayed, the dog got the full blast. The smell was awful, and the dog was running around all stinky and confused. It was a really funny yet gross sight to behold.

The unexpectedness. For example, when you think you're about to eat a normal piece of food and then find a bug in it. It's gross but the shock makes it funny.