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I Transmigrated As A Prison Guard And Suppressed The Princess

I Transmigrated As A Prison Guard And Suppressed The Princess

Xiao Ran transmigrated to a fantasy world. As a dungeon guard in the Celestial Dungeon, with a special floor called the Purgatory meant for powerful demons and martial arts experts, he faced a huge challenge from the start. The Eldest Princess acquired a forbidden martial arts technique and was banished to the Purgatory. However, no one was powerful enough to restrain her. All the dungeon guards were defeated. Xiao Ran stepped up and declared, “Your Highness, it's better for you to behave yourself on my territory” and effortlessly subdued the Eldest Princess. He progressed from imprisoning the Eldest Princess to delivering the Great Xia Kingdom from the evil clutches of various demons and evil martial arts experts. ... Xiao Ran was the mastermind behind the scenes.
3.3
1515 Chs
My Cell Prison

My Cell Prison

Being re-birthed as a cell, Han Dong utilized the power of the Prison code and came into a parallel world where the Ancient Ones have awakened. A steam powered civilization, horrifying subspaces, the Ancient King of the Eternal Night and strange monsters lurking outside the city. The door of Destiny has been opened - Crusaders, Library, Control, Machinery and Mysticism would become the new growth system for human development. The hymn of Humanity is the song of courage! The brave and dauntless Knights Regiments, riding into the world ruled by the Ancient King to seize back the freedom that belongs to mankind.
4.6
1222 Chs
Heroes' Prison

Heroes' Prison

Some people are destined to meet, even if one is in Heaven and the other in Hell. Rose Prison, the number one prison in the real world! Here are detained the world's top criminals, business elites, political giants, super hackers, and even nuclear weapons experts. What happens when such a group enters the Virtual World? Heroes' Prison, the number one prison in the Virtual World! Here are held the most legendary heroes and Magical Beasts, the Harbinger of Doomsday, the Remote Ancient Demon Emperor, the Troll Chieftain, bounty hunters, and even the mighty—Gods! How powerful would one be, carrying such a prison with them? In fact, the world itself is a prison, and to attain true freedom, one must change the world!
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661 Chs
out of prison invincible

out of prison invincible

The leader of the Martial Arts League was beaten by Lin Fan to the point of bowing down! The Hall Master of the Dragon King Hall knelt and begged for three days, just to be a teacher! The richest man in a country brings hundreds of millions of wealth, just want to continue his life! Internally. The mother-in-law acted like a monster, she slapped her and sent her flying, she will never get used to it! A beautiful wife looks down on her son-in-law? Lin Fan is out in the world, even if he apologizes, he won't go back! Seeing his son-in-law like this, the father-in-law couldn't help crying bitterly, and gave a thumbs up: "You brat is too disrespectful to us men!"
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417 Chs
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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330 Chs
Crime Prison Island

Crime Prison Island

After the nuclear war, the world was controlled by twenty mega-corporations that established a global government. Governed by AI, it judged everything. Gao Xin, who had only wished to live a peaceful life, inexplicably became a scapegoat for the elite and, unable to pay the imprisonment fee, was sentenced to ten years of exile on Crime Prison Island! On this island, there were no laws, no constraints, the only order being the numerous game arenas set up by the officials. The criminals could only participate like racehorses for the entertainment of the elite. Yet, on this prison island filled with Radiation, cyborgs, and many powerful villains, Gao Xin had no strength, no talent, and no background—like a sheep thrown into a crocodile pool, no different from being on death row. How could an ordinary person like him survive under the oppression of the strong, the geniuses, and the wicked? Unless in this world, there was a path, a path that allowed even the weakest to continuously break their shackles.
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330 Chs
Cell Prison

Cell Prison

Being re-birthed as a cell, Han Dong utilized the power of the Prison code and came into a parallel world where the Ancient Ones have awakened. A steam powered civilization, horrifying subspaces, the Ancient King of the Eternal Night and strange monsters lurking outside the city. The door of Destiny has been opened - Crusaders, Library, Control, Machinery and Mysticism would become the new growth system for human development. Not actually mine .. posting for a friend .. (if u know what i mean)
4.7
285 Chs
Funny Chats

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
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255 Chs
FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.
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203 Chs
Hero Prison

Hero Prison

It was a cell, dark and damp, with a musty smell in the air. A figure sat cross-legged in the middle of the darkness, with a calm expression and an ancient well, like a Buddha. There is nothing in the cell, not even a person to talk to, day after day, year after year, until death, many prisoners choose to commit suicide because of despair. But this man is not desperate, he is waiting for an opportunity.
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181 Chs
Funny Prison Escape Stories
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2024-11-29 06:17
One funny prison escape story is about an inmate who tried to escape by disguising himself as a prison guard. He stole a uniform and even practiced walking like a guard. But he forgot to change his shoes, which were the standard inmate-issue ones. As he was strutting around, another guard noticed his shoes and immediately caught him. It was really a comical blunder on his part.
Funny Prison Break Stories: What Are Some Unusual Prison Escape Tales?
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2024-12-05 21:36
A prisoner once tried to escape by mailing himself out. He managed to fit into a large box addressed to an outside location. But unfortunately for him, the guards noticed the box was moving and breathing. Another funny one is about a man who painted himself to blend in with the prison walls. He thought he could just stand still and the guards wouldn't notice him. Of course, it didn't work.
Can you share some prison funny stories?
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2024-12-08 01:53
Sure. There was a prisoner who was really into gardening. He managed to grow a small patch of flowers in a corner of the prison yard. The guards were so amused by his determination that they even helped him get some better seeds sometimes. It became a little bright spot in the otherwise dull prison environment.
What are some common themes in prison funny stories?
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2024-12-06 10:14
One common theme is inmates' attempts at hobbies or skills in a prison setting. For example, like the gardening story I mentioned before. Another is the banter and inside jokes among cellmates. They often find humor in their daily prison life situations, like sharing a really bad meal but making jokes about it to lighten the mood.
Can you share some funny prison stories?
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2024-10-31 18:07
In a certain prison, there was a group of inmates who were really into DIY projects. They made a makeshift mini - golf course using whatever materials they could find like old broomsticks for clubs and tin cans for holes. They had so much fun playing it that even some of the guards would stop by to watch and laugh at their creativity.
What are some funny things that can happen in prison according to a funny prison story?
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2024-11-27 00:08
One funny thing could be when inmates have a really bad haircut day. In a story I heard, there was a self - appointed 'barber' in prison who was learning to cut hair. One of his customers ended up with a Mohawk that was all crooked and lopsided. The whole prison had a good laugh at that.
What are some of the most memorable funny prison architect stories?
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2024-12-05 20:56
One memorable story is about an architect who designed a prison with very narrow hallways. It was supposed to be a security measure. But when they brought in the first batch of inmates, many of them were overweight. They got stuck in the hallways, and it took a lot of effort to get them unstuck. It was quite a comical sight.
Funny Prison Break Stories: Share Some Hilarious Escapes
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2024-12-05 20:33
One funny prison break story is about a prisoner who tried to dig his way out using a spoon. He dug for days and finally thought he had made it. But when he pushed up through the ground, he found himself in the prison yard. Another one was a prisoner who disguised himself as a guard. He got all the uniform details right but his walk gave him away as he strutted around like he owned the place instead of walking like a proper guard.
Can you share some funny prison architect stories?
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2024-12-05 04:03
Sure. One funny story could be about a prison architect who accidentally designed the cells so that the toilets had a direct view of the guard station. The inmates were constantly complaining about the lack of privacy while using the facilities, and it took a while to figure out how to modify the layout without major reconstruction.
Another Funny Prison Escape Story
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2024-11-29 01:42
One funny story involves an inmate who thought he could bribe his way out. He made a deal with another inmate to pretend to be a high - ranking official who could arrange for his release. The 'pretend official' put on a show, talking big and making demands. But the real guards quickly saw through the ruse because of all the inconsistencies in their story. It was like a bad comedy skit playing out in the prison.
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