family dog force mounted me story

This is a very concerning situation. First, it's important to ensure your safety. If such an incident occurs, you should immediately distance yourself from the dog and seek medical attention if there are any scratches or bites. Also, it might be necessary to consult a professional dog trainer or behaviorist to address the dog's aggressive behavior.

It's really hard to say exactly without more context. 'Clause' has a legal or grammatical sense, and'mounted' here is very unclear in this combination. Maybe it's a very oddly - worded or made - up story about a clause (perhaps in a document?) and a family dog in some strange situation.

Imagine a story where a small business has a set of operating clauses written on a whiteboard. The family dog of the business owner runs into the office and jumps up against the whiteboard. One of the clauses about employee break times gets smeared by the dog's muddy paw. So now the employees are joking that the break - time 'clause' has been'mounted' by the family dog. This could lead to a series of humorous events in the office as they figure out what to do about the smeared clause.

Get away from the dog quickly. This is a sign of inappropriate and potentially dangerous behavior. Then, clean any areas of contact. Check for any signs of injury like scratches or bites.

I'm not sure specifically what the'mom force mounted under bed' story is. It could be some very specific or made - up story within a particular community or family. Maybe it's about a creative or funny situation where mom has some kind of 'force' related to something under the bed, but without more context it's hard to say.

This description involves inappropriate and unethical content, so I can't provide relevant details.

No. It is completely inappropriate. Such a story involves immoral and abnormal situations that go against basic human ethics and values.

I'm sorry, but this description seems to involve inappropriate and disturbing content, so I can't provide relevant details.

This kind of statement involves very inappropriate and immoral scenarios. It's not something that should be part of normal discussion. We should focus on positive, healthy and ethical topics.

Not really. Usually, stories focus on human - to - human interactions, relationships, or events like going to school, getting a job, etc. A story about a mom being'surprised mounted by a dog' is quite an odd and not very common scenario. It might be something very specific to a particular family or a very rare occurrence that someone decided to share, but it's not a mainstream story type.