Here's one. A group of Scottish golfers were playing near a loch. One of them hit a wild shot that went straight into the water. He was about to give up on it when a huge fish jumped out of the loch with the golf ball in its mouth and dropped it right on the fairway. The golfer was so shocked but also thought it was the quirkiest thing ever. And he went on to have a great game.
There was a story about a young Scottish lad who was just starting to play golf. He got so excited when he made his first long drive that he ran after the ball without realizing he was running towards a bunker. He tumbled right into it, face first. When he got out, his face was covered in sand but he was still grinning from ear to ear because he was so proud of his drive.
One funny golf story is about a golfer who was about to take a shot near a water hazard. Just as he swung, a big fish jumped out of the water and scared him so much that he completely missed the ball and fell into the water himself. It was hilarious to see him come out all wet and muddy.
Here's a joke. A golfer is in a rough patch on the course. His ball is right next to a big ant hill. He goes to hit the ball and completely misses. His friend says, 'You missed!' He replies, 'No, I was just practicing my putt on the new green.'
Often, they have a strong sense of local Scottish culture. For example, they might include Scottish dialects which add to the humor. The settings are usually in the beautiful yet sometimes wild Scottish landscapes. Characters can be like the canny Scots we often hear about, with their unique ways of thinking and doing things.
One time, a golfer was playing on a windy day. He teed off and the wind caught his ball and sent it flying in the opposite direction. It ended up hitting the back of his golf cart. He was so surprised that he just stood there for a moment. Then he started laughing and his playing partners joined in. It was a comical moment on the golf course.
There was this golfer who was very superstitious. He always wore the same lucky hat. During a tournament, his hat blew off right when he was about to putt. He chased after the hat, put it back on in a hurry and then took the putt. Miraculously, he made the shot. After that, he held onto his hat even tighter for the rest of the game.
One hilarious story is when a golfer's ball landed in a hole in a tree trunk. He tried every possible angle to get it out but failed. Eventually, he had to call it a lost ball. Another is a golfer who, while taking a big swing, his pants split right down the middle. He was so embarrassed but had to continue the game. A third one is about a golfer who mistook a gardener's rake for his club and tried to hit the ball with it.
There was a time when a golfer thought he hit a great shot. But the ball hit a sign on the course and bounced right back at him, hitting him on the head. Another funny story is that a golfer's ball landed in a sand trap. As he was trying to hit it out, he slipped and ended up face - first in the sand. One more story is about a group of golfers. One of them accidentally hit his partner's ball instead of his own, and then they had a big argument about who should take the penalty.
Here's a funny one. A Scottish man walks into a pub and orders a whisky. The bartender says, 'That'll be 3 pounds.' The Scotsman says, '3 pounds? I could get a whole bottle for that at the shop down the road!' The bartender says, 'Well, you can go there then.' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, but I don't have a glass there.'