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Li Qingxuan came to the world of fantasy and was rescued by a masked woman. The two of them were dependent on each other, married, and lived a peaceful and happy life, except that his wife never allowed him to see her face. Suddenly, one day, his wife disappeared and was never heard from again... Three years later, a heavily armed team came to Li Qingxuan's hut. The female Valkyrie at the head was sunken and beautiful. She entered Li Qingxuan's house, looked at the portrait that Li Qingxuan had painted of his wife, and fell into silence. Do you live here alone? Where is your wife? You waited for her for three years, was it worth it?

On a dark and windy night, the legendary military hero Qin Yu found a stunningly beautiful and drunk CEO. From then on, Qin Yu's life was completely transformed...

[Mature Content] [NO NTR] Arthur got randomly transported to another world. Some people would find that terrifying, but not for him, who was tired of his old life; it was an opportunity. And, after having bad luck all his life, the tide changed. It was a world of magic where wizards fought side-by-side with their familiars. Arthur got summoned to be one of these so-called familiars. He was furious. The thought of becoming a pet was not something he liked. Well, that changed when he saw who his master was. A hot-woman. And, to make everything better, Arthur was inside the Frostpeak Magic Academy, which only had women students. "This is heaven. All familiars are beasts, but I'm different. I'm a good-looking man inside a place filled with hot girls." When he thought his luck could not get better, he unlocked a system that helped him with everything. Of course, he used the system for a greater good, like getting girls. ~~~~~~ The early chapters are not that great. It was my first time writing, also in a different language, but it does get better along the way, so if you endure the start, you will be golden! ~~~~~~ Discord link : https://discord.gg/KWXp7BMq9t ~~~~~~ Yes, he will have a wife harem. Yes, he gets lots of abilities, and a bloodline. Yes, the plot is awesome. Yes, the quality of chapters improved as I became a better writer.

In Heaven's Vault Continent, Colossal Dragons, Titans, Beast People, Fairies, Magical Beasts, and other races reign supreme! Humans are treated like slaves and lowlifes, while Dragon People act all high and mighty and consider themselves nobility! However, a new addition will rock the boat and overturn the status quo! His name is Meng Lei, and he is a human from Earth that transmigrated to become a... villager! Or so he thought, as he had yet to unlock The Most Powerful Pickup System! "Ding! Dropped item discovered. Will you pick it up?" Be it money, items, spells, vitality, spiritual power... The Most Powerful Pickup System will pick them all! ... "Should I train to become a Magician or a Warrior? Why not try both!? ... Follow Meng Lei's epic as he turns from a regular villager to a formidable and respectable existence!

What do you do when you're a loser who is suddenly called the saviour of the world!? You use it as an opportunity to take charge of your own life while picking up cute girls along the way! Han Luo is just that kind of person, a perverted loser who is suddenly told he is the saviour of the world. "what do you mean I'm the only one!? cant you see I'm a loser!?" "If you want to kill me then you are going to have to work for it! My life isn't that cheap!" Join Han Luo on his journey through the post-apocalypse! [P.S. This is tagged Overpowered because I always wanted to create someone unbelievably strong. So Han is going to become one of the damn strongest people on this entire site - not just this story. But a good story needs growth, not just a quick power dump, so he'll be a bit pitiful at first, around chapters 1-15. So please bear with me till he gets back from his first time skip. After then, you'll be in for the ride of your lives] .......... Worked on it, so it's all good now. .......... The MC is not inherently good nor is he evil. He is like the manifestation of every man's internal dialogue come to life. He loves women and he will also do anything to stand on top of the world. He is extremely smart but he will also make good decisions, bad decisions and also silly decisions. If you're looking for a perfect MC with no flaws... well... Anyways, please try the first few chapters before you go. I promise you won't regret it. ....... Current release rate. 1 chapter a day + 3 chapter Mass release every Sunday P.S. I will post more than one chapter sometimes on the weekdays if I'm feeling really testy, but y'all can always expect a chapter a day. ....... Our discord is live!!! If you want to see your favourite characters up close or just want to talk to other readers, then join here. https://discord.gg/FGrRuwE2TH ...... P.P.P.P.S... I have no idea how may this is, but here goes! I've made the first side story about Regulus and its currently up! Hope you guys enjoy it!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

【Brain battles + leveling up + girls chasing + mild suspenseful reasoning. 】 "I can read minds and I understand psychology. I can identify everything and even predict my own death. However, if no girl confesses to me every 30 days, I will die. The good news is, I've successfully picked up many girls. The bad news is, the girls who can't have me are starting to go to extremes. If anyone sees this message, please call an ambu——#$%^&*(……" --- steady update. 2 chapters per day xD

This story is a thrilling tale that plunges readers into the world of online gaming, where virtual realms hold secrets beyond imagination. Jiang Siming, an ordinary gamer, stumbles upon a remarkable phenomenon within the popular game, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (PUBG). Unlike his peers, he uncovers vibrant, multicolored fragments scattered throughout the game world. What sets Jiang apart is his keen eye and determination to unravel the mystery behind these fragments. As he delves deeper into the game's intricacies, he discovers that when these fragments are melded together, they unlock a treasure trove of skills, attributes, talents, and even mythical artifacts. This revelation sparks a transformative journey for Jiang as he embarks on a quest to collect these fragments and unlock their hidden potential. As Jiang's virtual avatar grows stronger with each fragment collected, so too does his real-life success. He rises to newfound wealth and unparalleled success, transcending the boundaries between the virtual and the real. But with great power comes great challenges, and Jiang soon finds himself facing adversaries both within the game and in the real world. The story is not just a story about gaming; it's a tale of ambition, perseverance, and the boundless possibilities that lie within the digital realm. Readers are taken on a thrilling adventure where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, leaving them questioning what it truly means to succeed in a world where anything is possible.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.