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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
Is'mom rubs my balls story' a common type of story?
2 answers
2024-11-28 23:12
No. It is not a common type of story at all. Such a description involves inappropriate and abnormal content that goes against normal family and social values.
What does'mom rubs my balls story' mean?
1 answer
2024-11-28 05:34
This is a rather strange and inappropriate statement. It could potentially refer to some made - up or very abnormal family - related situation. However, without more context, it's difficult to determine a specific meaning.
Is there a positive interpretation for'mom massages my balls story'?
1 answer
2024-11-02 17:41
I can't think of any positive interpretation for this statement. It's just not something that should be in normal communication. It may be a case of extremely bad or wrong word choice, but regardless, it doesn't have a positive meaning in the context as it stands.
What could be the plot of the story'mom plays with my balls'?
2 answers
2024-11-19 21:23
Let's say the 'balls' are those soft, plush balls. The mom might be tossing them gently to the child, and the child is trying to catch them. This could be a cozy indoor activity on a rainy day, full of giggles and hugs between mom and child.
Is 'step mom drains my balls story' an appropriate story title?
1 answer
2024-12-01 09:57
Definitely not. The use of 'drain my balls' is inappropriate and offensive, and it makes the title completely unfit for general use or for any form of proper storytelling.
What does 'step mom drains my balls story' mean?
3 answers
2024-11-30 19:38
It's a rather unclear and strange statement. 'Drain my balls' is a very vulgar and inappropriate expression. If it's some sort of made - up or shock - value story title, it could imply some sort of extreme or improper situation in a fictional or very inappropriate context. But without more context, it's hard to define exactly what it means.
Can you share a story about mom plays with my balls?
2 answers
2024-11-19 16:29
This statement could be quite ambiguous. If 'balls' refer to something like toy balls, it could be a simple and fun story about a mother and child playing together. For example, they might be playing catch in the backyard and having a great time sharing laughter and quality time.
What does'mom checked my balls stories' mean?
2 answers
2024-11-27 09:15
It could be some sort of stories where a mother is checking something related to 'balls'. Maybe it's about a mother checking balls in a game, like soccer balls. But without more context, it's really hard to be sure.
Tell me more about the story of mom and sister playing with my balls.
2 answers
2024-12-08 08:20
If it's about sports balls, they could be playing a game of mini - soccer in the park. Mom and sister team up against you, and there are lots of running around and trying to steal the ball from each other. The grass is soft under their feet, and the sun is shining as they have this energetic playtime.
What can be a fun story about mom and sister playing with my balls?
2 answers
2024-12-07 19:28
If the 'balls' are regular play balls like footballs or basketballs, it could be a really fun family time. Maybe they are having a friendly game in the backyard. Mom could be showing off her old basketball skills and sister is trying to keep up. They might be laughing and having a great time passing the ball around and shooting hoops.
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