A great funny way to start a story is to start with a self - deprecating joke about the narrator. For instance, 'I'm not the smartest person in the world. In fact, I once tried to put my shoes on my hands thinking they were gloves. But this one time...' It makes the reader chuckle and feel more connected to the storyteller. Another way is to start with a wild and wacky action. 'I jumped out of the plane without a parachute, but don't worry, it was just the start of a very strange dream - turned - real - life adventure.' Or you could start with a play on words related to a common phrase. 'It was a dark and stormy knight... I mean night, and I was in for one heck of a ride.'
You could start a story by imitating a character's voice or accent and saying something like 'Well, me darlin', let me tell ye a tale...' This adds a bit of humor and personality right from the start. Another option is to begin with a joke that's related to the general theme of the story. For example, if it's a story about a clumsy detective, start with a joke about detectives being clumsy in general.
Beginning with a mysterious character can be effective too. 'There was a man in a long, black coat who always seemed to be lurking in the shadows. No one knew his name or where he came from. His eyes were cold and empty, and whenever he passed by, an icy chill filled the air.'
Start with a character in distress. Maybe a young wizard has lost his powers due to a dark curse. His struggle to regain his powers can be the starting point. It allows the readers to feel empathy for the character right away and be interested in seeing how he overcomes his problem.
A funny way to start is by using a miscommunication. Say something like 'I thought he said we were going to the moon, but it turned out he just said 'room'. And that's how this crazy adventure began...' It sets a light - hearted and comical tone.
You could also begin with a character's thoughts or feelings right before the war. Say, 'John sat in the trench, his heart pounding with fear and anticipation, knowing that the war was about to start any moment.' Another way is to start with a statement about the cause of the war. Like, 'The long - standing territorial dispute between the two nations finally erupted into war.'
One way is to start with a vivid description of a setting. For example, 'The old, creaky house stood alone at the end of the overgrown lane, its windows like empty eyes staring into the thick forest that surrounded it.' This immediately draws the reader into the world you're creating.
One way is to start with an eerie setting. For example, describe a desolate old house on a stormy night. The howling wind and the creaking of the old wooden boards can immediately set a spooky mood.
One great way is to start with a vivid description. For example, 'The sun was a blazing ball of fire in the sky, casting long, menacing shadows across the desolate landscape.' This immediately sets the scene and draws the reader in.