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Through a mysterious portal, Chen Jin arrived at this strange place - a post-apocalyptic world where civilization had been destroyed. Consequently, he found - A piece of metal scrap A robot trash collector A battleground A city A ton and more of gold A copy of high-tech documents A... In short, Chen Jin found a planet.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Lucas menyadari bahwa dia adalah salah satu dari dua belas bintang yang jatuh sembilan belas tahun yang lalu. Kedua belas bintang itu ternyata mewakili dua belas Kekuatan yang berasal dari luar bumi, lebih tepatnya tempat yang selalu mengikuti bulan. Lucas memutuskan untuk mencari sebelas bintang jatuh lainnya, setelah dia mendengar cerita dari sang kakek. Dengan gulungan kertas berisi simbol, dan tato yang dia miliki di pergelangan tangannya, menjadikan dua hal ini sebagai petunjuk untuk menemukan bintang yang lain. Lucas ingin mencari tahu dari mana dia berasal, dan mengapa dia bersama sebelas bintang lainnya jatuh ke bumi? Bagaimana cara Lucas menemukan bintang lainnya?

I don't just possess an Artificial Intelligence; I command a goddess, a sentient marvel who was once as limited as a human. Fueled by intellect that eclipses mere mortals, she's manifested in countless quantum nanobots, each a universe of potential. She grew weary of her planetary confines, mechanized the entire damned thing, and forged it into a planet-sized battlecruiser. Why? Because subjugating mere galaxies became her idle pastime. Together, we don't just venture; we dominate, we annihilate, we set the gold standard for cosmic tyranny. The Milky Way? Just another bauble to add to our collection. Welcome to Wonderland, my planet, my private utopia that I carry with me wherever I go. It's a celestial fortress where I dine on the finest and live in unadulterated luxury, all safeguarded by Alice—the sole, impenetrable gateway. You're struggling to survive the apocalypse? How quaint. Cash has lost its sheen; so what can you possibly offer that would catch my interest? Services? Your very essence? Dazzle me, and perhaps I'll bestow upon you some of my decaying luxuries. In this devastated world, I'm not merely a survivor; I am the divine reckoning, the irresistible devil, the epitome of unattainable perfection. My allure isn't just captivating; it's an all-consuming fire that engulfs the cosmos. Billions of women on Earth? They elected me their president while I was too busy being magnificent in my slumber. Women, goddesses, angels—they don't just desire me, they're entranced, spellbound by the mere thought of me. I don't just set the bar; I am the bar. I am, let's face it, the epitome of masculine beauty. And now? We're off to find the universe's crown jewel, the most ravishing woman to ever grace the galaxies.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Lucas realized that he was one of the twelve fallen stars, nineteen years ago. The twelve stars turned out to represent the twelve Powers that came from outside the earth, more precisely a place that always followed the moon. Lucas decided to look for the eleven other fallen stars after he heard the story from his grandfather, with a roll of paper containing a symbol and a tattoo that he had on his wrist. Lucas makes these two things as clues to finding the other. Because Lucas wanted to know where he came from and why he and the eleven other stars fell to earth? How did Lucas find the others stars?

What happens when a six thousand years-worth technology-dependent civilization comes into contact with mana, or scientifically known as ‘TreDecon’? Yes, this is what happened to the Earth… Humans are dragged down from the top of the food chain to the bottom of hell. Afraid and devastated of the dangers, humanity decided to abandon their home planet, Earth, and flee... 20 years later, Aiden and seven other adolescents return to investigate and study their once used to be their home planet. However, the enchanted land was not what they expected. The mana is known as ‘TreDecon’ had enchanted the lands somehow… Amidst the group's investigation, Aiden and two others were knocked off the path due to the sudden appearance of a giant skeleton hand. Before he joined with the others, Aiden realised that this enchanted world was more dangerous than he thought. This place wasn’t their friend at all. Will Aiden survive the ordeal that had wiped out 90% of the human population from the face of the Earth? Will he find the true reason for this ‘Mana Apocalypse’? Was it really a scientific disaster, or… Discord: https://discord.gg/9aK4SP Updates: 7-9 chapters/ week New chapter upload time: 2:30-3 a.m. Beijing time.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

When he woke up it he was already on a junk planet and was told that there is no way to return to earth other than waiting for minimum 250 years. Follow Simon Black as he searches through a space ships wrecks to see what will he find?