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Accident Prone

Accident Prone

Elizabeth (aka Liz): an attractive young lady, smart, career-driven, self-sufficient, wants to save the world (one surgery at a time). Maximilian (aka Max): hot, smart, rich, playboy, who loves to party! What happens when Liz and Max meet due to an accident? Their personalities are clashing but persistent accidents keep pulling them together. An accident: an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. ... Mature content! 18+ … Excerpt from the story... Max was confused. "Aren't you appalled by my words? Offended? Why are you still here and not running to your place?" Liz shrugged. "Last night you promised no lies. And I hope that you are comfortable enough with me to say what is on your mind. No matter if you are gay or not, the fact that I feel safe with you will not change. Unless you do something to prove me wrong." Max was surprised by this logic. But then he remembered the deal they made: he will not lie, no games and he will treat her with respect… and she believes him. "You want to know what is on my mind?" He decided to try his luck: "I want to kiss you." Liz frowned for a second while thinking about how to respond. Then she craned her neck and pointed at her cheek. "Here." Max was not sure if he should laugh or cry. "That is not the kiss I was going for." "That is the only one you will get. Take it or leave it." Max is not silly to miss an opportunity. "I will take whatever you are willing to give me." ... This is a heartwarming story that will make you all warm and fuzzy while you laugh and sigh... --- Thank you for reading! ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: - "Is this Destiny?" - "Amara - Reunion" - "The Supreme Alpha" - "The Alpha's Bride"
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An accident that lead to a miracle

An accident that lead to a miracle

A person who finds a mysterious antique rusty watch ... in his grandparents house.... what will happen, when he finds out that this watch is actually a device that can help him to time travel...back in the past... or in the upcoming future... wheresoever he wants to travel... But just like every fantasy has it's limits... this one has too ... Just like Cinderella get to live like a princess and dance with her prince charming.... but have to return back to her original state...as soon as the clock stuck 12.... What will happen when the ML finds out.... that his fantasy.. comes with a limit too .. He was given 24 hours time limit... He can do whatever he wants..in either past, present or future Can roam around wheresoever he wants .... in the past or future.. Can change anything in his life.... Can undo any mistake of his past... Or Can see his future... or the future of Human civilization... But....But...But.... he will just have 24 hours of a time.... Whatever he wants.... ,howsoever he wants, wheresoever he wants ... But Just 24 hours... What will he do???? Can he undo.....the biggest mistake....of his past too ..... **************** Little spoiler **************** " No!!!! No.... f* ing way .... It can't happen... I ....I just can't believe it. ." Raj shouted at the top of his lungs.. not believing what he was watching... He was watching her....Tina ... his first love... " But...How? She died 5 years ago. Then the one standing in front of me..." Raj's word trailed of.. " You are still daydreaming, Dumbo." said a beautiful teen girl, Tina... And ...the next moment...he embrace her tightly... very very tightly....in his arms....just like a child who is worried about his favourite toy being snatched away from him... ' No, no....I won't loose you this time... Not again.... never again...' Raj shouted in his mind... He won't let the past repeat itself... He won't loose her again ... But ,what will happen ,when he finds out that he just has 24 hours !!!!!!!!!!! F* ing 24 hours with her !!!!! But Just 24 hours.......yep 24 hours...five years ago... He chose ..to undo his biggest mistake... He chose to change the moment he regrets the most.... But, What will he do???? Will he change ,what happen 5 years ago ??? Will he be able to save her?? Wi he confess his feelings for her ???? Will he make her love him back ????! To know , please read my new novel... which is up for contest... # Contest WPC #145 And please support this novel with powerstones
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Are there any really hilarious funny construction accident stories?
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2024-12-07 13:22
At a building project, they were setting up some large wooden beams. A couple of workers misaligned one of the beams and when they tried to correct it, it swung around and knocked over a stack of wooden planks. The planks made a huge crashing sound and fell like dominoes. It was a big mess, but the panicked looks on the workers' faces were so funny that we couldn't stop laughing. It took a while to clean up, but it was a memorable moment on the construction site.
Can you share some funny construction accident stories?
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2024-12-07 08:03
There was a time when a group of workers were building a small house. One worker accidentally drilled a hole in the wrong wall. When the supervisor came to check, he was so confused. The worker tried to explain that he thought it was the other side. We all had a good laugh about it later because it didn't cause any real damage in the end.
Top construction accident stories: What are some of the most notable ones?
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2024-12-16 13:37
The Rana Plaza building collapse in Bangladesh in 2013 can be considered a major construction accident story. Although it was mainly a garment factory building, the shoddy construction led to the collapse that killed over 1,100 people. In construction terms, it shows the importance of proper building codes and inspections. Another well - known one is the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse in Kansas City in 1981. Two suspended walkways in the hotel lobby collapsed during a party, killing 114 people. It was due to a design change during construction that weakened the structure.
What can we learn from top construction accident stories?
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2024-12-14 04:16
From top construction accident stories, we can learn the importance of strict safety regulations. For example, in the case of the Florida International University bridge collapse, proper inspection procedures might have prevented the disaster. Also, we learn that communication between different parties in a construction project, like engineers, contractors, and architects, is crucial. In the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse, a miscommunication in the design change led to the accident.
Tell me some funny construction stories.
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2024-11-13 07:20
There was a construction site where the workers accidentally painted the wrong side of a fence. They were supposed to paint the outside but painted the inside instead. When they realized it, they had to redo it all, but they told jokes about it the whole time.
Are there any funny lapsitting accident stories?
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2024-11-21 02:21
Sure! There was a time at a picnic when a toddler was sitting on grandpa's lap. Grandpa was trying to open a can of soda and it fizzed all over. The sudden movement made the toddler slide a bit on his lap, which was really funny.
Construction, no CP, funny, recommended novels
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2025-01-15 19:38
Based on the search results provided, the following are some recommended novels: 1. " Our Village Has Transmigrated ": This novel is an infrastructure novel. The female protagonist has no emotional lines. The main focus is on the survival of the entire village in the ancient infrastructure. 2. " Retreat, Let Us Come ": This novel is a female protagonist. The female protagonist becomes the emperor, and there is a male protagonist, but the male protagonist has yet to appear. The writing is very good, and it is very interesting to start a career. 3. " The Empress's Livestream Guide ": This novel is a female protagonist. There is a male protagonist, but there are few emotional scenes. It's especially interesting to build a foundation and conquer the world. 4. " Back to Primitive Construction ": This novel is a female protagonist's novel. There is no CP. It tells the story of the female protagonist's construction in a primitive society. 5. " Conquering the Other World Begins from the Game ": This novel is a male lead novel. There is no CP, and the elements of infrastructure and the fourth natural disaster are intertwined. Please note that the above recommendations are only based on the search results provided. There may be other better novels that have not been mentioned.
What are some of the most memorable funny construction site stories?
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2024-11-29 19:02
There was this one construction project where the foreman was always very strict. One day, someone put a fake moustache on his hard hat when he wasn't looking. When he walked around the site like that all day without noticing, the workers had a great time secretly laughing at him. It was a really good - natured prank that lightened the mood on the usually tense site.
Can you share some funny construction site stories?
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2024-11-29 05:11
There was a time when a construction crane operator thought he saw a huge bug on his control panel. In his panic to get rid of it, he hit a wrong button and sent a load of bricks swinging wildly. Luckily, no one was hurt and it became a hilarious story on the site.
Can you share some funny construction safety stories?
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2024-11-05 12:24
At a construction site, the safety manager was always very strict about wearing safety goggles. One time, a new worker didn't put them on properly. As he was drilling, a small piece of debris flew towards his face. By chance, he had his eyes closed for a second at that moment. When he opened his eyes and saw the goggles had protected him, he started laughing nervously. He told everyone that he would never again disobey the safety goggles rule. And the whole crew had a laugh about it while also learning the importance of safety gear.
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