best humorous flash fiction

After being betrayed by her fiancé and her cousin sister, she accidentally rescued an elegant but indifferent young master. Never did she expect to marry him and surprised many! “Sir, Young Madam took a fancy to an expensive jade.” He looked up and replied with a casual air, “No matter the price, buy it for her!” “Sir, Young Madam is fighting with others!” His face darkened and he immediately ordered, “Get her a few more men. Make sure she doesn’t lose. How dare they bully my wife?” “Sir, Young Madam has been reported having an affair with a man!” Upon hearing this, he could bear no more and dashed out without a second thought.

The night before their wedding, her fiancé ran off with his mistress. Out of frustration, she grabbed the man standing in front of the Civil Affairs Office, "President Mo, your bride has not arrived and my groom has run away...May I suggest we get married?" Before marriage, she said, "Even if we were to share the same bed, nothing would happen between us!" After marriage, he said, "If we don't try, how would we know?"

Eighteen years ago, she saved his life. Eighteen years later, he gave his heart to her. He asked her if she was willing to be sexually abstinent for the rest of her life, yet he kept her busy day and night. To the public, he’s sexual impotent, but only she knows how sexually passionate he is. In his special way, he let the entire world that she was his one and only!Eighteen years ago, she saved his life. Eighteen years later, he gave his heart to her. He asked her if she was willing to be sexually abstinent for the rest of her life, yet he kept her busy day and night. To the public, he’s sexual impotent, but only she knows how sexually passionate he is. In his special way, he let the entire world that she was his one and only!

[Full Version Free] "I'm pregnant!" Hallie Morgan just wanted to get some money for an operation from Dylan Collins, but ended up being taken home by the Collins family. Dylan Collins: Grandpa, I've only met this woman once! Hallie Morgan: What's so interesting about men? Men are nothing compared to the happiness of making money. I don't want to get married and have children at all! Grandpa Collins: The child is already on the way. Whether you want to or not, you two are getting married! ...... After their marriage "Honey, I want this movie role." "It's yours." "Honey, my terrible parents say they want to cut ties with me. What should I do?" "Cut them off. From now on, you're my little princess in the Collins family." "Honey, my ex-boyfriend says I'm not good enough for him." "Dump him." "Honey, I put your ex-girlfriend in the hospital. What now?" "..." Every day, Hallie Morgan is testing the boundaries of her husband. But the more she tests him, the more she discovers. When it comes to spoiling her, he has absolutely no limits!

Lily, to spare her remarried father troubles and avoid being a cash machine, decides to flash-marry a stranger, Owen Matthews. She had assumed married life would be ordinary but respectful and mundane. It never crossed her mind that her new husband would be clingy like a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of a shoe.Whenever she faces a problem, Owen promptly appears to help, and she realizes her daily smiles have multiplied with him around. However, as their affection deepens, Lily senses something amiss. "Owen, do you know the CEO of Wisdom Forge Corporation well?" He adjusts his gold-rimmed glasses, solemnly stating, "That would be me, and you're the CEO's wife. Any issues?"

The nominal mother actually intended to marry her off to an old man as a concubine! Song Weiyi was furious, and without further ado, she married a poor man.

After finding out that her boyfriend was cheating on her, Qiao Sisi slept with a handsome stranger she picked up at the bar, only to wake up and realize that he was Zheng Zeyi, the cousin of her deadly rival, Yang Yueyue. She fled the room in a fluster, and put the embarrassing drunken fumble behind her. Unexpectedly, the cold, roguish Zheng Zeyi came to her with a proposal—enter into a contractual engagement with him! It was a tempting offer Sisi could not resist, and it came with other perks. He could help her get a foot in the door of the prestigious Jinyu Company. It was a dream come true for an aspiring jewelry designer like her! Sisi threw herself into the career opportunity of a lifetime, and as she exchanged barbs with Zeyi, she felt the first stirrings of attraction to him. Meanwhile, the resentful Yueyue was determined to thwart both her ambition and her blossoming relationship with her cousin.

To pacify her mother's persistent pleas about marriage, Shen Lan hastily wedded a man she met on a blind date. She envisioned a stable life with a respectful partner, thinking it would be the key to happiness. Surprisingly, post-marriage, not only did her career thrive, but her husband also showered her with extraordinary tenderness and love. However, everything changed one day when she watched an interview with the wife of a leading tycoon. It prompted Shen Lan to reevaluate her life and, in a moment of revelation, she kicked her husband out of bed. "I want a divorce!"

"I want to get married!" At the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau, she was without a spouse, crying breathlessly. "Then get married!" The man she met for the first time decisively took her into the Civil Affairs Bureau. A flash marriage tied her to the most mysterious man in China. He had always been silently protecting her from behind, making her the envy of all the women in China. Only this silly woman was unaware, still naively thinking he was...

Mei Deng has always tried to lead a model life as a doctor, all because he promised his childhood love he would take care of others, as she did him. Sadly, his life ended far too soon at an early age, leaving him unable to keep his promise. The heavens grant him another chance, as the unscrupulous son of a minister, known for inducing turmoil. Now living as Yu Xiaoguang, he wishes to use his modern medical skills to help save lives and keep his promise, all while rebuilding the reputation of the Yu family. *Excerpt* "Father has passed?. Did he leave me a huge inheritance by any chance?." "No. He left behind his debts." "Aish!. Who does he owe?." "Five other ministers in the capital and the great Wang general." "You sly dog!. How shall we pay the great general?." "Yu Daiyu is to be wedded to his son." "My sister is getting married?. At least that fixes that." "Brother Xiaoguang, lady Daiyu was sighted fleeing the capital with her lover!!!." "Whaaat!. Who shall marry the general's son?!." "......" "When is the wedding?." "Tomorrow, the cart shall come fetch her in the morning." It was, till the next morning, that Yu Xiaoguang found himself, wearing the wedding dress, a red veil over his head, in a wedding procession headed staright for the general's residence. "What is the general's son like?." "Unforgiving, intolerant rumours has it, he has a sour face!." Read through the complicated lives of a modern day physician and a sour-faced general. -Exhibition Arc: 46-155 *********** Author: Anyone interested in joining the novel's discord server? there's the link! https://discord.gg/VzbVtHdN For every fifty new members I'll release five new chapters the following day!