funny shawn kemp and women stories

Zombies...... The world fall into their hands, and the humanity was almost got eradicated. But there are some survivors, that's what Jude thought but is that the truth? He and some other people used a cruise ship and escaped from the mainland, but due to some twist of fate his wife betrayed him. Now he is stranded in an abandoned island, he thought he was alone in that place, he thought he finally became free. But is that the reality? There are some others were in that place too but he didn't know about them at that time. He didn't know that meeting those people will change the course of his entire life. [ warning........] ** The story contains many more erotic scenes, so only recommended to those who are above 18+** Harem - yes Yuri - No Please support me by adding it to your collection and gifting with anything you like and golden tickets. Your support to me is more important than you can imagine.

Journey to a world of wonders and women of all shapes and sizes with Galio, valiant reincarnate! Armed with four hundred and ninety-nine lives worth of knowledge and an R-rated story, he enters a world only known by women, never knowing childbirth, periods, or the leer of a man. From Angels that moan heavenly melodies to nine-foot-tall Amazons with weaves between their legs, explore the Human island with colorful characters, the Dwarf island with things getting weird, the Amazons that need to be dominated, the Catfolk that need cuddling, Dogfolk that need to be treated like dogs, Elves that need bdsm, Golems that need to be broken, Vampires that need to be cum blasted, Orcs that need to be challenged in sexual Olympics, Faires that need to be popcicled, Dragons that need their holes filled with a new fire, and Angels that need to be cream filled! Discover the NSFW art and much more that awaits you on Discord: https://discord.gg/7ZDTTCq99Z

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Ini kisah tentang tiga dara Cantik : Tiga dara cantik yang terikat dalam sebuah Geng persahabatan, bernama Triangel. Triangle yang biasanya menceritakan tentang cinta segitiga. Namun, kini berbeda! Ini adalah Triangle yang bercerita tentang Persahabatan Tiga Dara cantik yang baru menginjak usia remaja 16+ , dengan perbedaan karakter, namun memiliki 1 kesamaan, yaitu sama-sama cynical. Mereka dipertemukan oleh sebuah sekolah elite. Sekolah bertaraf internasional, sejak dibangku kelas 2 SMP hingga kini 3 SMA. Dan sejak itu mereka selalu bersama. Namun, Persahabatan mereka tiba-tiba mengalami sebuah konjangan hebat. Dimana mereka satu-persatu mulai menemukan hal-hal baru yang selama ini tidak pernah mereka dapatkan sejak persahabatan mereka terbentuk. Satu-persatu dari mereka mulai menyadari, bahwa kehidupan tak selalu tentang mereka bertiga. Dunia mereka luas. Keluarga, kekasih dan orang-orang sekitar mereka pun harusnya ikut terlibat dalam kehidupan mereka. Hingga ketiganya bertanya-tanya, kemana semua kesempatan untuk orang lain itu pergi??? Dan ketika mereka menyadari itu, mereka pun harus rela untuk kehilangan semua yang seharusnya masih mereka miliki dan selalu mereka pertahankan selama ini. Ketika semua telah sirnah, akankah usia persabatan mereka yang sudah hampir 4 tahun lamanya bisa terus bertahan, ditengah Ujian Persabatan mereka yang mulai silih berganti hadir????? ayuk simak ceritanya dalam Trio Cynical Women!

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

After dying on Earth, Liam Porter awakens in Twin Land, a strange world ruled by powerful Spirit Masters. Surrounded by corpses and the wreckage of a destroyed carriage, Liam finds himself wounded—newly arrived in this new world—facing the man responsible for his predecessor’s death. Thrown on an island where he must survive, Liam survives a strange demonic ritual and awakens magical powers. In a world where magic reigns and mystical beings (beasts and monsters) are essential for the growth of the Spirit Masters, Liam will follow a unique path alongside an incubus demon-spirit! To get stronger, he’ll have to conquer women and tame beasts! But not only his captors and the beasts—Spirit Masters’ natural enemies—will stand in his way. He will also have to face the depraved reality in which he finds himself! … “I will become the new Beasts God! Nothing and no one will stop me from achieving my ambition!” Expectations: - Fast pace, particularly at the beginning. A balance between lots of action, kingdom building, slow analysis of the cultivation system and rune creation; - Dark truths of a medieval society; - The MC is a curious earthling with above-average intelligence. He’s not a genius, but he will bring some things from his past life into this world in order to have some advantages (later in the story); - Harem; - Dual cultivation; (it’s the MC’s main cultivation method); - From weak to strong; - Sect building (later in the story). Publishing schedule: 3 chapters per week (long chapters!) (Monday, Wednesday and Friday).

Chase Norris was just your normal troublemaker in life given that he acted nothing more than a delinquent throughout his high school life up to the very end it was coming. No one ever believed he would do anything good with his life after finishing high school given Chase was going to have a long criminal record in his adult life. There were a few who believed him to do much more in life than others think given that Chase has a chance to be something else to the world than that. Yet it does not matter about the future for this person when our friend gets struck by lightning and mysteriously gets brought into another world unharmed. A world completely different from his own on earth starting with how it is like a fantasy book or game filled with monsters that are dangerous and can kill a person if attacked by creatures. Yet that is not the only thing that was shocking to Chase where it turns out the women of this world are like the top rulers and the man are treated as lowly slaves. Had no clue how coming to this world came to work. Chase has to think first is to stay alive in it given being a male is like having a target on his back meaning journaling in this world is going to be very tough for him. Patreon link - https://www.patreon.com/Mattfuncool Books: Awoken in a world of monsters & Reincarnation: Road to rebuild a lost home Discord link: https://discord.gg/xa5jQF37B it has 30 days

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

[Ding!] [Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!] [System Binding In Progress...!] [System Successfully Linked!] [Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX] [Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?] [YES][NO] Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned out to be a lie but due to the customer being an attractive lady, no one believed Kyle. To make matters worse, he had to pay for the damages that was caused by the customer. Beautiful people, they had it easy, didn't they? This was his last step and he knew that he wouldn't see tomorrow as he searched for a river to throw himself in. He thought his mind finally broke as there was no explanation for the Cyan Screen that popped up as he clicked the [YES] button. [You have drawn Charm!] [Charm: There is nothing the user can't charm his way out of or into! The universe has blessed you with charisma!] "Hahaha! I must have lost my marbles..." Kyle muttered to himself but his phone soon rang out to show that he had a notification. And to his surprise, he saw $10,000 sitting in his account and his jaw dropped. "THIS IS FOR REAL!!!"

Haruto Hayase was a normal high school boy in his third year, living a quiet life until his younger sister, Haruka Hayase, joined the same school. Haruka’s beauty and charm made her the center of attention, quickly becoming the school's prima donna. But when a notorious gang leader set his sights on her, he did everything in his power to protect her—only to fail tragically. Haruka was brutally assaulted and tortured, and Haruto himself suffered an agonizing death. However, in a twist of fate, Haruto is given a second chance, waking up a year before the events that shattered his life. Armed with the mysterious ‘Debauchery System Slave’, he vows to exact revenge on those responsible. This time, he will use his newfound powers of the system and charm to seduce the loved ones of his enemies. From their mothers, sisters, and lovers to their closest friends, Haruto will make them his. His enemies will suffer as he steals what they hold dearest, ensuring their downfall in the most devastating way possible.