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Abandoned Hero (Archived)

Abandoned Hero (Archived)

Kids all around the world were sent to a ship where they travel the seas without technology while being commanded by 3 beautiful captains. They all Recieve Codenames to further more abandoned the names given to them by their families and what their mission Is, to Find the secrets of the sea but doing that, they face challenges on the way. Our Protagonist's, Codename Steel, was sent to get himself some fresh air and some freedom, his parents agree and they leave him just like everyone's parents does. All the participants get to stay in cabins of 4 while Steel is with the captains. That's when he meets, Thea, Lucy, and Hope. Thea - The Captain of the ship and is more serious when it comes to participants but when meeting them, she gives a scary smile to them to which it creeps them out. Lucy - She loves messing with the protagonist, turns out, she's just trying to get his attention from the others, more strict like with all the participants but really worries that something happens to them. Hope - She's more worrying about those in her surroundings and is considerate to others but when people take advantage of her, she snaps. More caring on the people who have participated but will play games when messing with her. Created by TheUnknownBoy Written by The UnknownBoy The Participants: Main Protagonist: Steel = Swordsman/ Assassin Hiro: Ninja = Clan Member Suzy: Twilight = Magician Hanzo: Chanter = Spiritualist Max: Nitro = Racer Emma: Striker = Veteran Brook: Gadget = Inventor/ Mechanic Paul: Skull = Painter Marcie: Unknown = Hacker Lucy: Chica = Gunsman Rex: Rico = Runner Akako: Crimson = Vigilante Akemi: Dawn = Virtuoso Andre: Rhino = Wrestler Alexis: Shield = Defender Wendy: Trickster = Manipulator Mat: Brainiac = Genius
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What are some memorable archived funny greentext stories?
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2024-11-23 16:26
A funny greentext story involves a woman who went to the grocery store in her pajamas. She didn't realize until she got there that she had mismatched slippers on. She felt so embarrassed but it was really funny for the other shoppers.
Can you share some interesting archived funny greentext stories?
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2024-11-23 11:56
Sure. One funny greentext story is about a guy who tried to cook for the first time. He thought adding a whole bottle of hot sauce would make it super spicy and delicious. But it ended up being so hot that even his dog wouldn't go near it.
What are the characteristics of funny greentext stories?
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2024-12-01 01:31
One characteristic is that they can be absurd. In many funny greentext stories, the events don't follow normal logic. For instance, a person might try to mail themselves to a different city because they thought it was a cheaper way to travel. Another aspect is the use of simple and straightforward language. These stories are often told in a way that gets straight to the point of the hilarity, without a lot of flowery language or complex descriptions. This makes them easy to understand and share quickly.
Share some funny greentext stories.
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2024-11-30 18:33
There was a greentext story where a student was giving a presentation in class. They were so nervous that instead of saying the name of the historical figure they were supposed to talk about, they blurted out the name of their pet. The whole class burst into laughter and the teacher couldn't help but chuckle too. It was really embarrassing for the student at first, but later they could laugh about it too.
Tell me some funny greentext fart stories.
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2024-11-28 14:21
Once there was a greentext that said a guy let out a really loud fart during a silent study session at the library. Everyone turned around and stared at him, but he just pretended like nothing happened and went back to reading. It was so funny.
Can you share some funny greentext surgery stories?
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2024-12-15 08:18
One funny greentext surgery story I heard was about a patient who was so nervous before surgery that he started singing nursery rhymes in the operating room. The whole medical team was trying hard not to laugh while getting on with their work.
What are the most interesting parts in funny greentext surgery stories?
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2024-12-13 00:49
The unexpected reactions of patients are often the most interesting. For example, patients who wake up from anesthesia and say the most outlandish things. It adds a touch of humor to what can be a very serious situation.
Can you share more funny greentext fart stories?
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2024-11-29 06:27
Sure. One greentext was about a man who farted during a job interview. He was so nervous that he couldn't hold it in. The interviewers tried to keep a straight face but it was obvious they were amused. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.
Tell me a funny neighbor greentext story.
2 answers
2024-12-10 08:01
Well, once my neighbor thought his cat could talk. He'd have these long 'conversations' with it. One day, he told me the cat said it wanted a new scratching post. I just laughed and said it probably just meowed for food.
What are the most memorable '4chan funny greentext stories' you know?
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2024-11-05 16:46
There's this one where a user was on a road trip and their GPS led them to a dead - end in the middle of nowhere. They greentexted about how they were so confused and thought they were being sent to some sort of alien abduction site. They had to backtrack for miles just to get back on the right track.
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