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Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

She became the young mistress of the most powerful family in City T by marrying the young master in place of her sister. He was cold to her on their first nuptial night. "Just because you played some tricks to get yourself married here, you still mean nothing to me!" However, she was calm and heartless. "Young Master Mu, don't think too highly of yourself. I despise all that is you — your money and your very being!" After the wedding, Young Master Mu lived lavishly by spending money like flowing during the day while working his nights away busily. "You said you despised me earlier. Well, which part of me do you despise exactly, hmm?" Luo Chenxi could not bear the harassment any longer so she tossed out the divorce papers in rage. "I can't live like this much longer..."
4.7
4091 Chs
Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband

Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband

After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey. However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father Lu Tingxiao began falling for her. This was before they realised how their lives had been intertwined all this while without their knowledge.
4.7
2165 Chs
Pampered Marriage Night Attack: Buy One Cute Wife, Get Two Free

Pampered Marriage Night Attack: Buy One Cute Wife, Get Two Free

At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city. They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her. After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her. . Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came from?" She chuckled, "They were freebies with a phone top-up!" His eyes darkened, "Very well! Then we will top-up again tonight!" . After the words, they played rock-paper-scissors, drew lots, topped up the phone, and he planted another little bun within her!
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1308 Chs
Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

[Status: COMPLETED] “Feng Tianyi! Your brother destroyed my Tang family! Is there anything good about your family?” “En. Can’t you see how our good looking genes are passed on to our children? As for the Feng family’s debt, I will pay you.” He said nonchalantly. Tang Moyu scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest. “How will you pay for it?” “How about I repay you with my body?” “...” So shameless! The man sitting on his wheelchair burst into a round of laughter seeing her ugly expression. “Miss Tang, it’s no point pretending you haven’t seen it since you practically climbed on my bed and took advantage of me.” Five years ago, Tang Moyu was the empress of the business world and was at the peak of her career before she was reduced to nothing when her fiance fell in love with another woman. That was okay since there was no love between her and Feng Tianhua, but who would have thought that this ‘Cinderella’ was a wolf in sheep’s clothing? Then there’s Feng Tianyi, the infamous successor of the Feng family, a critically acclaimed author who constantly rocked the bestselling list with his books. Rumors say that he was hot-headed and temperamental. He was so ruthless, that neither men nor women wanted his company. The rumors even say that his face was so handsome and out of this world. He was practically a god amongst men. It was a pity that he was crippled. The two were never meant to meet again, but a pair of sweet little buns intervened. “Uncle, we don’t have money to pay you for damages.” The elder Little Bun said. “My manuscripts are invaluable,” This handsome uncle replied with amusement. “Uncle, if you don’t mind, can we pay with our Mommy? She’s also invaluable.” And so the pair of sweet little buns and the handsome uncle entered an agreement but who would have thought that the woman in question was an ice-cold queen from hell who had a weird affinity with sweets? —— Editor/proofreader: ninaviews Book cover: Bizzybiin / copyright 2020 anjeeriku
4.8
890 Chs
Global Survival: 100 Times Cultivation Speed From The Start free

Global Survival: 100 Times Cultivation Speed From The Start free

Global Survival: 100 Times Cultivation Speed From The Start
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711 Chs
WIKIPEDIA | The Free Encyclopedia

WIKIPEDIA | The Free Encyclopedia

Something about full article of "today's featured articles" and a short information from wikipedia.org main page All credits go to Wikipedia.org
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470 Chs
Fragments of Time [FREE/COMPLETED]

Fragments of Time [FREE/COMPLETED]

Time goes. But love goes further. Elena Lee has a unique ability. She remembers everything she saw or heard at least once. Be it people, things or places. Her memory is like a puzzle the fragments of which are growing day by day whether the girl wants it or not. She doesn't know where this ability came from. Her first memories start at the age of 6 when she was adopted by a rich man, the head of the big pharmaceutical company. For many years she was trying to find something about her real parents but all in vain. Elena wants to find this piece of memory but she doesn't know that the missing fragment is in the hands of a man who is following her from the shadows. 12-9-19-20-5-14 20-15 25-15-21-18 8-5-1-18-20 He knows her past. He owns the key to her future. He wants to get the sacred knowledge hidden inside Elena's head even the girl herself doesn't know about. He wants her. But it's impossible to get both. 4-15 14-15-20 2-5-12-9-5-22-5 25-15-21-18 5-25-5-19 Time goes. The price for truth is life. Hers. His. Or the whole world. It depends on how to use the missing fragments. And he has to make a choice. The Master. 20-5-19-5-18'19 12-1-23 14-21-13-2-5-18 9 6-15-12-12-15-23 25-15-21-18 6-5-1-18-19 *** The original cover photo is mine.
4.7
392 Chs
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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330 Chs
Love After Marriage, He Got A Free Wife

Love After Marriage, He Got A Free Wife

Business tycoon Ji Lingchen swore not to take a wife. He didn’t even have scandals to his name. Until one day, when a wife was forced upon him, Young Master Ji began a new chapter in his life! Assistant Jiang: Young Master Ji, Madam trashed Zhang Manor. Ji Lingchen: Get more people to help her out. Assistant Jiang: Uhm… Ji Lingchen: Wait, has she calmed down? Assistant Jiang: No. Ji Lingchen: Inform the board to start the project of acquiring Zhang Group! Assistant Jiang: Young Master Ji, Madam beat up Young Master Wei, and now he’s hospitalized. Ji Lingchen: Has she had enough? Assistant Jiang: Doesn’t seem like it. Ji Lingchen: Let her continue. One day, Ji Lingchen learned that Fang Xiaonuan had gotten into another fight. He slammed the table and got up. “Fang Xiaonuan, are you asking for a beating?” Fang Xiaonuan retorted, “Darling, you’ve changed. You didn’t use to be this way…” Ji Lingchen pointed to her protruding belly and said, “You were alone before this!” To be fighting when she was seven months pregnant not only frightened her opponent, but she also scared the wits out of Ji Lingchen. Yet, Fang Xiaonuan was feeling pleased that she managed to win without a fight! Fang Xiaonuan’s anger subsided and she stared at Ji Lingchen with puppy dog eyes as if she had been badly bullied. “You win. You rascal, can you wait until the little rascal is safely born before you go fighting again?”
4.6
320 Chs
Breaking Free, Loving Again -The Flash Marriage with Mr. CEO

Breaking Free, Loving Again -The Flash Marriage with Mr. CEO

She gave up her dream of shining on the ballerina stage —for him. She sacrificed her self-respect —for him. She forgot her true identity —for him. But even after all that, she couldn’t compare to the woman who held Ryan’s heart. Arwen Quinn, heiress of prestigious Quinn family, realized too late that no matter what she did, she would never win Ryan’s love. The future that awaited her was a life trapped in endless misery of a loveless marriage. So, decisively, she ends their relationship and walks away. What she didn’t expect was that in breaking free from Ryan, she had opened the door for Aiden to enter her life — a chance that he had been waiting for. Aiden Winslow, an enigmatic CEO isn’t just mysterious —he is determined, and won’t allow to take Arwen away from him again. ____ Excerpt: Aiden narrowed his eyes, “Are you sure about this?” “If I wasn’t sure, I wouldn’t have asked,” Arwen replied coolly. “Stop dawdling. If you’re unwilling, I’ll find someone else who can get the marriage certificates today.” His expression darkened as he pulled her close. “Once offered to me, it’s mine alone.” Unfazed, Arwen asked, “So, do you accept? If yes, we’ll get the certificates now.” “On one condition,” he said. “I don’t do contract marriages. The woman I marry will be the woman I share my bed with. If you agree, then we’ll—” “Not a problem. Let’s go,” Arwen said without letting him finish, pulling him into the Civil Marriage Bureau.
4.3
287 Chs
Tell Me Free Xmas Funny Stories
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2024-11-27 21:41
A little boy was writing his Christmas list. He asked his mom how to spell 'ruler'. His mom told him, and then he added it to his list. When Christmas came, he was so excited to get a ruler. But he told his mom that he thought Santa would bring a king or queen to rule over their house, not a wooden ruler for school. His misunderstanding made the whole family laugh.
Free Xmas Funny Stories: Share Some Hilarious Christmas Tales
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2024-11-27 09:19
There was a Christmas party where the host planned to have a real snowman as a decoration. So they made a snowman outside and brought it inside carefully. But as the party got warmer, the snowman started to melt. First its nose (a carrot) fell off, then one of its arms. By the end of the party, all that was left was a puddle and a few sticks. It was a disaster but also really funny in hindsight.
What are some of the best short funny xmas stories?
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2024-11-14 06:58
Well, there's the story of the elf who accidentally put all the toys in the wrong stockings. The kids woke up to find the most random assortments of toys. One girl got a toy train instead of a doll and she ended up loving it more than she would have loved the doll.
Can you share some funny Xmas stories?
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2024-11-05 15:42
At an office Christmas party, there was a Secret Santa gift exchange. One person received a pair of socks with a picture of their boss's face on it. Everyone burst out laughing when they saw it. It turned out to be a really creative and funny gift that lightened up the whole party.
Good Opening Funny Xmas Story
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2024-12-10 09:40
One Christmas, the Christmas tree in the town square was decorated in a very strange way. The ornaments were all mixed up - big ones on the bottom and small ones on the top. A little bird flew into the tree thinking it was a very odd forest. It started chirping loudly as if to say 'What is this mess?'. The people around the square were amused by the bird's reaction and it became a really funny start to their Christmas day.
Good Opening Funny Xmas Story
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2024-12-10 03:52
Once upon a Xmas, Santa was so tired from all the present - making that he accidentally put his boots on his hands and his gloves on his feet. When he tried to climb down the chimney, he slipped and landed right in a big bowl of Christmas pudding! His reindeer were laughing so hard that they almost didn't take off for the next delivery.
Tell me a funny xmas story.
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2024-11-21 08:31
One Christmas, my family decided to have a gingerbread house - making competition. I was so confident in my design. But as I was putting the roof on, the whole thing collapsed! My sister's laughter filled the room, and in the end, we all ended up eating the broken pieces and had a great time.
Can you share some funny short xmas stories?
2 answers
2024-12-06 13:50
One funny xmas story is about a family who got a real live reindeer as a surprise gift. But the reindeer was more interested in eating the Christmas tree than being part of the festive scene. It ran around the living room with tinsel in its antlers, causing chaos and laughter.
Can you share some funny short Xmas stories?
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2024-12-02 08:59
One funny Xmas story is about a family that got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the turkey escaped and ran around the house, with the kids chasing it. It finally hid under the Christmas tree. The family was so amused that they decided to keep the turkey as a pet instead of having it for dinner.
What are some true funny Xmas stories you know?
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2024-11-28 02:20
A family once got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the kids became so attached to it that they named it Tom and made it their pet. So, instead of having a turkey dinner, they had a vegetarian Christmas meal that year. It was really funny how the kids managed to convince their parents to keep Tom.
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